Paul "Paul D" D. Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300K+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™
@paulwdawkins.bsky.social
If you can read this, you're too close. Alleged musician, filmmaker, writer, and (insert impressive thing here)
I've made shorts. An award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI?si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455
and... https://youtu.be/622lXrSpP3Y?si=U9vVa5Ii1IMt1SA0
I've made shorts. An award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI?si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455
and... https://youtu.be/622lXrSpP3Y?si=U9vVa5Ii1IMt1SA0
Pinned
Lost my job as a proofeader for no reason at all. Guarantee some DEA hire is going to take over the roll for fewer pay.
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You should definitely listen to this rather beautiful song. If you don't, I'm not saying bad things will happen, but I'm not not saying it, either.
It’s frustration and apathy and definitely not something you would listen to at a party
youtu.be/N9vx_srSV80?...
youtu.be/N9vx_srSV80?...
Side Bangs - SOL (Lyrics)
YouTube video by SIDE BANGS 💥
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
You should definitely listen to this rather beautiful song. If you don't, I'm not saying bad things will happen, but I'm not not saying it, either.
I'm the only person I know who gets constantly criticised for being a blood donor.
Damn semantics, like "it's not your blood to donate" and "we cannot accept blood in an old chicken bucket".
You try and do good things for people and they try and have you arrested. Go figure.
Damn semantics, like "it's not your blood to donate" and "we cannot accept blood in an old chicken bucket".
You try and do good things for people and they try and have you arrested. Go figure.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I'm the only person I know who gets constantly criticised for being a blood donor.
Damn semantics, like "it's not your blood to donate" and "we cannot accept blood in an old chicken bucket".
You try and do good things for people and they try and have you arrested. Go figure.
Damn semantics, like "it's not your blood to donate" and "we cannot accept blood in an old chicken bucket".
You try and do good things for people and they try and have you arrested. Go figure.
Last night I was lying awake, utterly unable to sleep, thinking about whether or not Schrödinger used to lie awake thinking about whether or not sheep were jumping over a fence or just in a kind of wooly quantum-flux state.
I fear that I am slowly going mad because of woke.
I fear that I am slowly going mad because of woke.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Last night I was lying awake, utterly unable to sleep, thinking about whether or not Schrödinger used to lie awake thinking about whether or not sheep were jumping over a fence or just in a kind of wooly quantum-flux state.
I fear that I am slowly going mad because of woke.
I fear that I am slowly going mad because of woke.
Some people would rather have nothing than settle for less.
And I get it.
And I get it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Some people would rather have nothing than settle for less.
And I get it.
And I get it.
I've just had the best idea of my life creatively in terms of film, and when I take a step back and look at what that objectively is, it breaks what remains of my heart.
Burma Shave.
Burma Shave.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I've just had the best idea of my life creatively in terms of film, and when I take a step back and look at what that objectively is, it breaks what remains of my heart.
Burma Shave.
Burma Shave.
How come there's no Draculas in this Frankenstein movie? Shame GDT, shame.
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
How come there's no Draculas in this Frankenstein movie? Shame GDT, shame.
Roko’s Basilisk is possibly the funniest thought experiment I've heard of, especially as apparently Muskrat actually believes in it.
Some of these AI bros are so (over) cooked that someone should call the fire department.
Some of these AI bros are so (over) cooked that someone should call the fire department.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Roko’s Basilisk is possibly the funniest thought experiment I've heard of, especially as apparently Muskrat actually believes in it.
Some of these AI bros are so (over) cooked that someone should call the fire department.
Some of these AI bros are so (over) cooked that someone should call the fire department.
Just a reminder that the alleged co-discoverer of DNA was a horrible, horrible person.
A misogynist bigot, he basically jumped on - you guessed it - a female coworker's work and got the credit because she had the audacity of dying.
Always look people up when you see the 'Daily Shitpipe' stories...
A misogynist bigot, he basically jumped on - you guessed it - a female coworker's work and got the credit because she had the audacity of dying.
Always look people up when you see the 'Daily Shitpipe' stories...
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just a reminder that the alleged co-discoverer of DNA was a horrible, horrible person.
A misogynist bigot, he basically jumped on - you guessed it - a female coworker's work and got the credit because she had the audacity of dying.
Always look people up when you see the 'Daily Shitpipe' stories...
A misogynist bigot, he basically jumped on - you guessed it - a female coworker's work and got the credit because she had the audacity of dying.
Always look people up when you see the 'Daily Shitpipe' stories...
Is Frankenstein's Monster one of the very first emo "I didn't ASK to be born!!!!" semi-teen character types in literature?*
(*I am not counting the Bible here).
(*I am not counting the Bible here).
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Is Frankenstein's Monster one of the very first emo "I didn't ASK to be born!!!!" semi-teen character types in literature?*
(*I am not counting the Bible here).
(*I am not counting the Bible here).
Saturday morning jams. A brand new song :-) Waiting for a spring storm to come in shortly, luckily my studio is on the 2nd story with a balcony looking out over the city. First time I've picked up my bass in years, and a tad rusty! But damn, I love making stuff! #musicsky
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Saturday morning jams. A brand new song :-) Waiting for a spring storm to come in shortly, luckily my studio is on the 2nd story with a balcony looking out over the city. First time I've picked up my bass in years, and a tad rusty! But damn, I love making stuff! #musicsky
Got fired from my job as a prison warden for introducing a swimsuit pageant competition. Look, just because these guys have killed many people- and worse- doesn't mean they shouldn't get to strut their stuff in a competitive process! Store vouchers, and other benefits like "free dental" on offer.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Got fired from my job as a prison warden for introducing a swimsuit pageant competition. Look, just because these guys have killed many people- and worse- doesn't mean they shouldn't get to strut their stuff in a competitive process! Store vouchers, and other benefits like "free dental" on offer.
No Joe Dante= No sale! Joe Dante's offbeat style made the 1st one a great horror/comedy/fantasy, & 2nd one brilliantly unhinged & vastly underrated.
Chris Columbus is simply a boring, journeyman director. So Gremlins 3... that. Also: paging Red Letter Media!
www.darkhorizons.com/columbus-spi...
Chris Columbus is simply a boring, journeyman director. So Gremlins 3... that. Also: paging Red Letter Media!
www.darkhorizons.com/columbus-spi...
Columbus, Spielberg Set "Gremlins 3" For 2027
Warner Bros. Pictures is set to revive its “Gremlins” franchise, the company confirming that not only is the project happening, but it has already locked a date. Speaking during Warner Bros. Discovery...
www.darkhorizons.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
No Joe Dante= No sale! Joe Dante's offbeat style made the 1st one a great horror/comedy/fantasy, & 2nd one brilliantly unhinged & vastly underrated.
Chris Columbus is simply a boring, journeyman director. So Gremlins 3... that. Also: paging Red Letter Media!
www.darkhorizons.com/columbus-spi...
Chris Columbus is simply a boring, journeyman director. So Gremlins 3... that. Also: paging Red Letter Media!
www.darkhorizons.com/columbus-spi...
After 20 hours at work to get a release over the lime, i worte for djfjenndjnd
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
After 20 hours at work to get a release over the lime, i worte for djfjenndjnd
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
🎵 "Generals covered in molllllllassssesssssssss
Stuck together like dumbasses
Feeble minds and gloopy suctionnnnnnn
Topping cakes of our destruction.... aww yeah!" 🎵
Stuck together like dumbasses
Feeble minds and gloopy suctionnnnnnn
Topping cakes of our destruction.... aww yeah!" 🎵
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
🎵 "Generals covered in molllllllassssesssssssss
Stuck together like dumbasses
Feeble minds and gloopy suctionnnnnnn
Topping cakes of our destruction.... aww yeah!" 🎵
Stuck together like dumbasses
Feeble minds and gloopy suctionnnnnnn
Topping cakes of our destruction.... aww yeah!" 🎵
Hearing creature Salacious B. Crumb, who jumps up & down & shrieks with laugher sitting next to Jabba in Return Of The Jedi has endorsed Cuomo.
So, Cuomo's going to NAIL the critical Kowakian monkey-lizard vote, as well as being Jabba-adjacent [we all know Jabba's modern views on women!] Congrats!
So, Cuomo's going to NAIL the critical Kowakian monkey-lizard vote, as well as being Jabba-adjacent [we all know Jabba's modern views on women!] Congrats!
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hearing creature Salacious B. Crumb, who jumps up & down & shrieks with laugher sitting next to Jabba in Return Of The Jedi has endorsed Cuomo.
So, Cuomo's going to NAIL the critical Kowakian monkey-lizard vote, as well as being Jabba-adjacent [we all know Jabba's modern views on women!] Congrats!
So, Cuomo's going to NAIL the critical Kowakian monkey-lizard vote, as well as being Jabba-adjacent [we all know Jabba's modern views on women!] Congrats!
Andrew Cuomo just got the coveted Cenobite Super PAC Pinhead endorsement.
Pinhead to the AP: "Andrew Cuomo will *make* everyone know the pleasures of eternal suffering... with the price only being the soul. He has such *sights* to show you."
The AP reporter was then ripped apart by flying chains.
Pinhead to the AP: "Andrew Cuomo will *make* everyone know the pleasures of eternal suffering... with the price only being the soul. He has such *sights* to show you."
The AP reporter was then ripped apart by flying chains.
a person with spikes on their head is holding a glowing object
Alt: Pinhead from Hellraiser - a person with spikes on their head - is holding a glowing cube (Lament Configuration Box) and turning it.
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Andrew Cuomo just got the coveted Cenobite Super PAC Pinhead endorsement.
Pinhead to the AP: "Andrew Cuomo will *make* everyone know the pleasures of eternal suffering... with the price only being the soul. He has such *sights* to show you."
The AP reporter was then ripped apart by flying chains.
Pinhead to the AP: "Andrew Cuomo will *make* everyone know the pleasures of eternal suffering... with the price only being the soul. He has such *sights* to show you."
The AP reporter was then ripped apart by flying chains.
Thunderstorm with hail in Sydney tonight, which was very well and good until it somehow opened & stuck the electric garage door (lane-facing), with our stuff & easy access to house. So I thought: why *not* fiddle with power in the middle of a lightning/rain/hail storm? Fixed, but I smell burnt toast
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Thunderstorm with hail in Sydney tonight, which was very well and good until it somehow opened & stuck the electric garage door (lane-facing), with our stuff & easy access to house. So I thought: why *not* fiddle with power in the middle of a lightning/rain/hail storm? Fixed, but I smell burnt toast
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NEW LATE!
I'll talk about my favorite mustaches, read from V for Vendetta, and a turkey's monologue about turduckens. Music from Cyndi Lauper, the National, the Postal Service, Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, and more.
Free/Ad-free/No Ai
Please share the show!!!
www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...
I'll talk about my favorite mustaches, read from V for Vendetta, and a turkey's monologue about turduckens. Music from Cyndi Lauper, the National, the Postal Service, Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, and more.
Free/Ad-free/No Ai
Please share the show!!!
www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...
Late w/Taffeta V. - November
Ringing in November with music from Cyndi Lauper, Gorillaz, Prom Queen, Beastie Boys, & more. I'll talk about my favorite mustaches, tell the story of a turducken from a turkey's POV, and read seasona...
www.mixcloud.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NEW LATE!
I'll talk about my favorite mustaches, read from V for Vendetta, and a turkey's monologue about turduckens. Music from Cyndi Lauper, the National, the Postal Service, Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, and more.
Free/Ad-free/No Ai
Please share the show!!!
www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...
I'll talk about my favorite mustaches, read from V for Vendetta, and a turkey's monologue about turduckens. Music from Cyndi Lauper, the National, the Postal Service, Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, and more.
Free/Ad-free/No Ai
Please share the show!!!
www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...
Who would have thought the baseball would be a tie?
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Who would have thought the baseball would be a tie?
Halloween involved an unsecured heavy framed painting falling on my head from a high shelf. Was trying to squish a large bug which the storm had driven in. Now I can't remember math or the years '91 - '94.
Had literally finally got over pneumonia same day(ish).
Don't tell ME Samhain isn't cursed!!
Had literally finally got over pneumonia same day(ish).
Don't tell ME Samhain isn't cursed!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Halloween involved an unsecured heavy framed painting falling on my head from a high shelf. Was trying to squish a large bug which the storm had driven in. Now I can't remember math or the years '91 - '94.
Had literally finally got over pneumonia same day(ish).
Don't tell ME Samhain isn't cursed!!
Had literally finally got over pneumonia same day(ish).
Don't tell ME Samhain isn't cursed!!
If trick or treat is not your thing, two words to assist: electrified doorbell.
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If trick or treat is not your thing, two words to assist: electrified doorbell.
I cannot recommend this piece enough, but jesus, these "men" are utterly beyond repair. I mean, just read it. Absolutely psychotic.
This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I cannot recommend this piece enough, but jesus, these "men" are utterly beyond repair. I mean, just read it. Absolutely psychotic.
Unironically watching the best of 85's Live Aid
And yes, Queen was the best.
And yes, Queen was the best.
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Unironically watching the best of 85's Live Aid
And yes, Queen was the best.
And yes, Queen was the best.