Gretchen von Tongeln
@metalligretch.bsky.social
Roy Scheider in a turteneck
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well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
I'm thinking curtains will help me get in touch with my emotions.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm thinking curtains will help me get in touch with my emotions.
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I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.
michaelkupperman.com/shop
michaelkupperman.com/shop
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.
michaelkupperman.com/shop
michaelkupperman.com/shop
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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Let him who is without sin cast the first st-
*I get just absolutely decked by a barrage of stones beaning me in the face and head*
*I get just absolutely decked by a barrage of stones beaning me in the face and head*
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Let him who is without sin cast the first st-
*I get just absolutely decked by a barrage of stones beaning me in the face and head*
*I get just absolutely decked by a barrage of stones beaning me in the face and head*
Guy selling spray-on rubber on the TV seems pretty committed.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Guy selling spray-on rubber on the TV seems pretty committed.
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The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
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Starting to think I'll never find two scuffed duffle bags full of $4.15M in non-sequential, worn $100 bills and be faced with what to do. Which is too bad, because I've got that scenario nailed.
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Starting to think I'll never find two scuffed duffle bags full of $4.15M in non-sequential, worn $100 bills and be faced with what to do. Which is too bad, because I've got that scenario nailed.
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a shock collar would really correct a lot of my issues
June 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
a shock collar would really correct a lot of my issues
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feed some acorns to a pig if anyone is in the mood to hear a pig happily crunching on an acorn
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
feed some acorns to a pig if anyone is in the mood to hear a pig happily crunching on an acorn
My rain poncho has a kind of otherworldly feel to it, and doesn't work.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My rain poncho has a kind of otherworldly feel to it, and doesn't work.
Building a tasteful shrine to Cowboy Madonna.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Building a tasteful shrine to Cowboy Madonna.
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
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The 4 words every woman wants to hear
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The 4 words every woman wants to hear
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Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
I should be in a bar with a nautical theme.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I should be in a bar with a nautical theme.
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[walks into BlueSky with an endive & Roquefort salad, looks around, assesses, turns on heel, exits]
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
[walks into BlueSky with an endive & Roquefort salad, looks around, assesses, turns on heel, exits]
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Flair Patterned Plexiglas by Rohm & Haas (1965)
December 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Flair Patterned Plexiglas by Rohm & Haas (1965)
Whoever invented apples is totally my hero.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Whoever invented apples is totally my hero.
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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Big bottles of pear brandy at Leopold Bros.
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Big bottles of pear brandy at Leopold Bros.
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Taps [David Guetta, 2025 Ibiza Live FULL]
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Taps [David Guetta, 2025 Ibiza Live FULL]
The spider in my shower should've known better.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The spider in my shower should've known better.
Saw the rooster who wears pants again. I don't think a rooster needs pants but that's just my opinion.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Saw the rooster who wears pants again. I don't think a rooster needs pants but that's just my opinion.
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The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.