Gretchen von Tongeln
@metalligretch.bsky.social
Roy Scheider in a turteneck
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January 24, 1994
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
January 24, 1994
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getting a bowl of piping hot chili sent to me via pneumatic bank tubes
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 PM
getting a bowl of piping hot chili sent to me via pneumatic bank tubes
Exploding trees sound too good to be true.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Exploding trees sound too good to be true.
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Interior design concept: Robert Shaw wearing glasses
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Interior design concept: Robert Shaw wearing glasses
Pretty much over my fear of purple food.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Pretty much over my fear of purple food.
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All of my hats are sarcastic.
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
All of my hats are sarcastic.
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ATTENTION: an ongoing thread of notorious areas in Los Angeles that gets updated whenever I can find the strength to prop myself up from my casket; at 172 places and counting, #200 is just around the corner (eventually) - check it out if you haven’t I HAVE SPOKEN
A LOS ANGELES MORBID LOCATION THREAD:
1. first we have the Highland Gardens Hotel, which used to be the Landmark Motor Hotel; this was where Janis Joplin died of a heroin overdose in Room 105 while she recorded her final album Pearl in 1970
1. first we have the Highland Gardens Hotel, which used to be the Landmark Motor Hotel; this was where Janis Joplin died of a heroin overdose in Room 105 while she recorded her final album Pearl in 1970
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
ATTENTION: an ongoing thread of notorious areas in Los Angeles that gets updated whenever I can find the strength to prop myself up from my casket; at 172 places and counting, #200 is just around the corner (eventually) - check it out if you haven’t I HAVE SPOKEN
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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be the Sebastian Bach guest starring on the Gilmore Girls you want to see in the world
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
be the Sebastian Bach guest starring on the Gilmore Girls you want to see in the world
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[Joe Pesci voice]
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
[Joe Pesci voice]
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
There's a free cactus on the side of the road but I'm not sure I trust it.
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
There's a free cactus on the side of the road but I'm not sure I trust it.
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We never really gave the Shamwow guy a chance.
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We never really gave the Shamwow guy a chance.
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WHAT: Prada (fall 2026)
OCCASIONS: smoking with the headmaster or you’re a tough London lad who maybe pinched something from a larder but if a friend’s in bad way you’ll come to their rescue (with a cat called patches)
IF IT WERE A SCENT: thick oatmeal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: 👓 / 🕯️
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: smoking with the headmaster or you’re a tough London lad who maybe pinched something from a larder but if a friend’s in bad way you’ll come to their rescue (with a cat called patches)
IF IT WERE A SCENT: thick oatmeal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: 👓 / 🕯️
#MJMfashionGuide
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
WHAT: Prada (fall 2026)
OCCASIONS: smoking with the headmaster or you’re a tough London lad who maybe pinched something from a larder but if a friend’s in bad way you’ll come to their rescue (with a cat called patches)
IF IT WERE A SCENT: thick oatmeal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: 👓 / 🕯️
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: smoking with the headmaster or you’re a tough London lad who maybe pinched something from a larder but if a friend’s in bad way you’ll come to their rescue (with a cat called patches)
IF IT WERE A SCENT: thick oatmeal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: 👓 / 🕯️
#MJMfashionGuide
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Twin Peaks: Cooper and the Log Lady enjoy peanuts at the Roadhouse.
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Twin Peaks: Cooper and the Log Lady enjoy peanuts at the Roadhouse.
Did too much laundry and now I have nowhere to put it (a poem).
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Did too much laundry and now I have nowhere to put it (a poem).
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I’ll have my guy call your guy we’ll do lunch maybe rob a train
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I’ll have my guy call your guy we’ll do lunch maybe rob a train
They should make a protein bar that tastes like cigarettes.
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
They should make a protein bar that tastes like cigarettes.
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"We’re all in strung out shape, but stay frosty" - Michael Biehn
March 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"We’re all in strung out shape, but stay frosty" - Michael Biehn
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[to the tune of mmmbop]
Umlaut
Umlaut
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
[to the tune of mmmbop]
Umlaut
Umlaut