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@clowndro.bsky.social
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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'dro🐰
@clowndro.bsky.social
· Sep 14
Counterpoint: no
Being an adult is mostly a drag but sometimes you can choose to have freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and milk for dinner
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Being an adult is mostly a drag but sometimes you can choose to have freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and milk for dinner
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(at 13% battery) I’m fuckin rich
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
(at 13% battery) I’m fuckin rich
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It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
I may or may not have ordered 5 pounds of Tootsie Pop Drops off of Amazon yesterday (I did)
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I may or may not have ordered 5 pounds of Tootsie Pop Drops off of Amazon yesterday (I did)
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Santa died for our sins.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Santa died for our sins.
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She’s so unbothered. Look at that lil smirk.
An inspiration, really
An inspiration, really
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
She’s so unbothered. Look at that lil smirk.
An inspiration, really
An inspiration, really
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Apparently one of Maria's “favorite things” was stealing other women's fiancés.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Apparently one of Maria's “favorite things” was stealing other women's fiancés.
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wish it were possible to read multiple books simultaneously (literally, without alternating books)
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
wish it were possible to read multiple books simultaneously (literally, without alternating books)
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Hey siri what is the best way to cook a badger
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey siri what is the best way to cook a badger
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People that don't shovel their sidewalks out of laziness or apathy are definitely getting Krampused tonight. Krampused as fuck
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
People that don't shovel their sidewalks out of laziness or apathy are definitely getting Krampused tonight. Krampused as fuck
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I think I did a conundrum.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I think I did a conundrum.
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how bout you mountain 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 mf
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
how bout you mountain 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 mf
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parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
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recording myself doing the running man so i can threaten to post it on tiktok the next time my kid sneaks on tiktok
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
recording myself doing the running man so i can threaten to post it on tiktok the next time my kid sneaks on tiktok
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the NUMLOCK stays on during sex
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the NUMLOCK stays on during sex
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Your honor, I plead oopsie daisy
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Your honor, I plead oopsie daisy
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i’m celebrating black friday tomorrow to avoid the crowds
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i’m celebrating black friday tomorrow to avoid the crowds
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You're in his dm's I'm in his trash can looking for something with his DNA on it to cast a spell
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You're in his dm's I'm in his trash can looking for something with his DNA on it to cast a spell
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Great news, I fixed the flaw in Bluesky where no one was liking or reposting my skeets by deciding to be funny
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Great news, I fixed the flaw in Bluesky where no one was liking or reposting my skeets by deciding to be funny
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
Look, I love Ryan Gosling and I'm not afraid to say it
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Look, I love Ryan Gosling and I'm not afraid to say it
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There's an NBA player named Coward playing this season, and it's fun to see posts about a big dunk or block from him and imagine it's Noël Coward doing that stuff. Just one of life's small pleasures
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
There's an NBA player named Coward playing this season, and it's fun to see posts about a big dunk or block from him and imagine it's Noël Coward doing that stuff. Just one of life's small pleasures
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Is it really more than I can shake a stick at? I mean, I don't want to brag or nothing, but I'm a pretty good stick shaker. Come from a long line of stick shakers. Stick shaking is what we do. Got a stick that needs shaking, well guess what. Stick shakers local 704 at your service.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Is it really more than I can shake a stick at? I mean, I don't want to brag or nothing, but I'm a pretty good stick shaker. Come from a long line of stick shakers. Stick shaking is what we do. Got a stick that needs shaking, well guess what. Stick shakers local 704 at your service.
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Blue got his first real haircut.💙
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Blue got his first real haircut.💙