Anne Aardvark
@haljak.bsky.social
CONTAMINATE THE DATABASE
Just another reply guy
Just another reply guy
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I don't need new ways to organize important work information, I need the Raven King to perch upon my shoulder as he teaches me the one, true name of all birds
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't need new ways to organize important work information, I need the Raven King to perch upon my shoulder as he teaches me the one, true name of all birds
Why yes I AM back on my bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why yes I AM back on my bullshit
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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This is a joke, of course the robots would be programmed like RoboCop with an inability to stop certain people from breaking the law but instead of Directive 4 it'll be called Directive 420.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is a joke, of course the robots would be programmed like RoboCop with an inability to stop certain people from breaking the law but instead of Directive 4 it'll be called Directive 420.
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me in the kitchen 🤝 me online
roasting gammon
roasting gammon
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
me in the kitchen 🤝 me online
roasting gammon
roasting gammon
You can say any old shit on here and nobody cares
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You can say any old shit on here and nobody cares
Imagine having tits made of memory foam
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Imagine having tits made of memory foam
She’s a 10 but she calls her poops Toilet Babies
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
She’s a 10 but she calls her poops Toilet Babies
When I donated my body to medical science I didn’t think the scientists would use it to feed their lab animals
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
When I donated my body to medical science I didn’t think the scientists would use it to feed their lab animals
Imagine kissing a giant ant
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Imagine kissing a giant ant
Brother we have lived through another night
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Brother we have lived through another night
Who up studying the blade
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Who up studying the blade
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It’s great when endangered species come back from the edge of extinction so we can harvest them for food
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s great when endangered species come back from the edge of extinction so we can harvest them for food
Suffering from a surfeit of whisky and nachos
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Suffering from a surfeit of whisky and nachos
Who up fashioning a golem from they precious substances
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Who up fashioning a golem from they precious substances
Your pooping technique is mid and your mother is a horse
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Your pooping technique is mid and your mother is a horse
Nobody eats treacle any more
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nobody eats treacle any more
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Forgive me.
I am a child and this is what children do-
I am a child and this is what children do-
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Forgive me.
I am a child and this is what children do-
I am a child and this is what children do-
Grok where is grehms why did she leave
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Grok where is grehms why did she leave
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time theft is your biggest responsibility. it should be your highest priority
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
time theft is your biggest responsibility. it should be your highest priority
I am going to fight the sea
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I am going to fight the sea
FLUORESCENT HORSE ARSEHOLES
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
FLUORESCENT HORSE ARSEHOLES
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Erika Kirk dressing up as a couch for Halloween tonight
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Erika Kirk dressing up as a couch for Halloween tonight
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A woman is killed by a man every 3 days in the UK...
78% are murdered by a partner/ex
Yet not once have I heard Reform talk about this
Not once have I heard them back measures to protect women’s safety
In fact, they voted against them...
78% are murdered by a partner/ex
Yet not once have I heard Reform talk about this
Not once have I heard them back measures to protect women’s safety
In fact, they voted against them...
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
A woman is killed by a man every 3 days in the UK...
78% are murdered by a partner/ex
Yet not once have I heard Reform talk about this
Not once have I heard them back measures to protect women’s safety
In fact, they voted against them...
78% are murdered by a partner/ex
Yet not once have I heard Reform talk about this
Not once have I heard them back measures to protect women’s safety
In fact, they voted against them...