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Anthony Clark
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The cartoonist, not the “Yes, Dear” guy
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If you die in sudoku you die in real life
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This rules youtu.be/fdI1ZJtAJmI?...
Can I texture 3D objects with oil paint?
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November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I spent the morning at the dentist and now my mouth hurts. Surely there’s nothing going on in the world more important than this
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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This book includes a story about a special holiday log who poops candy. I did the art for it, like ten(?) years ago, but it's still pretty decent I think
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I know it's 2 days to Halloween and very few of you want to think about Xmas yet, but the nature of comics means the time to order STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS is now!

Please let your retailer know you want a copy, and please let me know if you're a media outlet who would like to talk about it!
Cover A by Mark Laszlo. Santa stands in front of a fungous Lovecraftian scene, including a giant goatman playing Pan pipes Cover B by seakae. The Krampus smiles and prepares to take a bite of a Santa Claus-shaped cookie Cover C by Tom Fowler and Olli Hihnala. Santa defends magical woodland creatures from a spectral huntsman riding a skeletal horse Cover E by Lee Gatlin. Santa joyfully bounds over rooftops holding a smiling log under his arm that is shooting sparkling candy treats out of his log butt
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I know it's 2 days to Halloween and very few of you want to think about Xmas yet, but the nature of comics means the time to order STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS is now!

Please let your retailer know you want a copy, and please let me know if you're a media outlet who would like to talk about it!
Cover A by Mark Laszlo. Santa stands in front of a fungous Lovecraftian scene, including a giant goatman playing Pan pipes Cover B by seakae. The Krampus smiles and prepares to take a bite of a Santa Claus-shaped cookie Cover C by Tom Fowler and Olli Hihnala. Santa defends magical woodland creatures from a spectral huntsman riding a skeletal horse Cover E by Lee Gatlin. Santa joyfully bounds over rooftops holding a smiling log under his arm that is shooting sparkling candy treats out of his log butt
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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This is what I made for my dog today and he is extremely mad at me
My dog (Meatball) wearing a costume that looks like spaghetti and meatballs. He is very perturbed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I collected all the Warioctober drawings from 2023 and you can look at them here in honor of Halloween's birthday tomorrow. Remember 2023? It was ten years ago. nedroid.com/blog_page.ph...
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Barbecue Law
(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam) BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing? REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon! (Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along) REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy! (They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.) REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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We have reports of a new cult of sickos who hole themselves up in rooms and draw hundreds-if not thousands-of images of the same few imaginary people. They call themselves “animators” and they’re just one of the perverts you’ll learn about on tonight’s Pervert Watch
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I’m taking these suckers for all they’re worth
A photo of my phone screen, currently charged to 109%
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Sorry about Amazon’s worldwide cloud-based server infrastructure, everyone. I unplugged it to charge my phone. I’m almost up to 80% so it’ll just be a few minutes.
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Ska Music Town
JOSH: Welcome to Ska Music Town, the town where we love ska music above all else! JOSH: Don't get me wrong. We like other kinds of music too. Sometimes even more than ska music, ha ha! JOSH: In fact, some of us don't even like ska music at all! So why's it called ska music town? JOSH: WHY'S IT CALLED SKA MUSIC TOWN?!?
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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You can’t even say Bazinga anymore without people thinking it’s from some tv show or whatever
October 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Sphereline Diorb
October 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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It will come as no surprise that M3GAN is back,
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Got a sneak peek at Taylor Swift’s new album. Thirteen spooky Halloween hits, each more spine-tingling than the last
October 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Apologies to @skullmandible.bsky.social
Dennis Reynolds saying “The most cutting thing you can say is ‘who's this clown,’ because of the implications”
September 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.
REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally. BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!" REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony. Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right. BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!" REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution? Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you. BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!" REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun) BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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REGINALD (holding Beartato back as he tries to add salt into a mixing bowl): Beartato, no!!! That’s a *finishing* salt! BEARTATO (furious): I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget
REGINALD: What do you *mean* I'm not charismatic? I *ooze* charisma! REGINALD (dripping liquid): Look! I'm oozing *right now!* REGINALD (gesturing to approaching group of people) And it's attracting women from all around! GROUP OF WOMEN: Do you need a doctor I'm a doctor Doctor Doctor here
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Coming in December!

STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS 2025 ANNUAL!

80 pages of fantasy adventure Christmas comics feat.

@seakae.com
@docshaner.bsky.social
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@emmetthgraham.bsky.social
@nickfil.bsky.social
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Six stories, all new or in print for the first time!
STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS 2025 ANNUAL (ONE-SHOT) STORY BENITO CERENO ART SEAKAE, EVAN 'DOC' SHANER, EMMETT GRAHAM, ANTHONY CLARK COVER A MARK LASZLO COVER B SEAKAE COVER C TOM FOWLER, OLLI HIHNALA COVER D DAN SCHKADE (1:10) COVER E LEE GATLIN (1:25) COVER F NATE BELLEGARDE (1:50) Six seasonal fantasy-adventure stories to drive the cold winter away! See: • Saint Nicholas match wits with a devil! • Mrs. Claus take on the Wild Huntsman! • The birth of a log that poops nougat! • The grisly outcome of trying to outlaw the Krampus! • How many cookies really make a dozen! PLUS: How they do Christmas in Lovecraft country! 80 big ad-free pages! DECEMBER 3 80 PAGES • FULL COLOR T (TEEN) AGES 12+ • $9.99 US HUMOROUS, FANTASY Preview pages from An Old-Fashioned Holiday, art by Emmett Graham
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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It’s called “chowder” because I don’t understand “chow der heck” you’re supposed to eat it!!
September 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Sharks, you’ve heard the phrase, “Every cloud has a silver lining”? Well my company plans to gather up the sky and harvest those linings to turn them into a little cryptocurrency me and the boys are calling TacoCoin:)
September 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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A food truck called Sucklerz where I have a giant hamster bottle full of chili and you pay for thirty seconds to go wild
September 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM