Scissors
@rningscissors.bsky.social
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OMG HIS HEAD EXPLODED 😭😭😭
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
OMG HIS HEAD EXPLODED 😭😭😭
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lookin real crocodilian up in here
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
lookin real crocodilian up in here
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confession: i have never built one lego in my life
this is my first
if i am not successful i will RAGE
this is my first
if i am not successful i will RAGE
January 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
confession: i have never built one lego in my life
this is my first
if i am not successful i will RAGE
this is my first
if i am not successful i will RAGE
get in, losers
we’re building a saltwater crocodile
we’re building a saltwater crocodile
January 17, 2026 at 8:12 PM
get in, losers
we’re building a saltwater crocodile
we’re building a saltwater crocodile
[nodding while he’s talking]
January 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
[nodding while he’s talking]
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sharing this because…well, you’ll see
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caption on this reel:
When you need to lay down the hammer to show your dog who’s boss (spoiler: she is) 🔨
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caption on this reel:
When you need to lay down the hammer to show your dog who’s boss (spoiler: she is) 🔨
June 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
sharing this because…well, you’ll see
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caption on this reel:
When you need to lay down the hammer to show your dog who’s boss (spoiler: she is) 🔨
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caption on this reel:
When you need to lay down the hammer to show your dog who’s boss (spoiler: she is) 🔨
Oh god somebody messed up her spreadsheets and she’s stressed
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Oh god somebody messed up her spreadsheets and she’s stressed
Has weather eroded the rock? Did it use to be bigger?
This is not how it looks in cartoons and things
This is not how it looks in cartoons and things
Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Has weather eroded the rock? Did it use to be bigger?
This is not how it looks in cartoons and things
This is not how it looks in cartoons and things
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Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
January 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
it’s time for me to rewatch all the jane eyres
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
it’s time for me to rewatch all the jane eyres
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ok i’d eat some deviled pickles
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
ok i’d eat some deviled pickles
Not to brag, but i think I could pull these off
There are gloves. And then there are GLOVES! These beautifully madly extravagant gloves in verdant velvet are pure #Schiaparelli, early #1950s and utterly de trop #madparisfr #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Not to brag, but i think I could pull these off
i needed this laugh
maybe you do, too
maybe you do, too
im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
January 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i needed this laugh
maybe you do, too
maybe you do, too
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im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
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Look at this beautiful snuggle pile of our big boys Buster, Biggie, and Walter. 🥹
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Look at this beautiful snuggle pile of our big boys Buster, Biggie, and Walter. 🥹
dedicating the rest of my life to becoming a geoguessr world champion
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
dedicating the rest of my life to becoming a geoguessr world champion
i would like to publicly thank @thesix.bsky.social for telling me about sesame noodles, from the ‘makes perfect leftovers’ category of foods because they’re better the next day
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i would like to publicly thank @thesix.bsky.social for telling me about sesame noodles, from the ‘makes perfect leftovers’ category of foods because they’re better the next day
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Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
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Today QUARK is the tallest, minions. 🧐
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Today QUARK is the tallest, minions. 🧐
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Tale as old as time.
Song as old as rhyme.
Booty and the beat.
Song as old as rhyme.
Booty and the beat.
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Tale as old as time.
Song as old as rhyme.
Booty and the beat.
Song as old as rhyme.
Booty and the beat.
when you don’t know what else to say about someone’s new look
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
when you don’t know what else to say about someone’s new look
A playlist that’s every version of Take On Me
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
A playlist that’s every version of Take On Me
I dont need zoom to tell me im muted when im just making my silly lil noises or doing a big yawn
if ur gonna spy-listen to me, you should know thats not words
if ur gonna spy-listen to me, you should know thats not words
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I dont need zoom to tell me im muted when im just making my silly lil noises or doing a big yawn
if ur gonna spy-listen to me, you should know thats not words
if ur gonna spy-listen to me, you should know thats not words
When I was a little girl, i remember an old lady telling me the squirrels would knock on her door if she didn’t have food out for them and I thought she was confused or something
Then i started feeding squirrels in our backyard and they started knocking on our windows when the feeder was empty
Then i started feeding squirrels in our backyard and they started knocking on our windows when the feeder was empty
We run a pretty tight ship over here. Birds at the feeders from now until 9 or ten and at 9:32 the squirrel mob comes by and taps on the window if I don’t have peanuts out.
It quiets down a little between 11:30 and 1:00, but then it’s every bird and squirrel for themselves.
Party on my patio.
It quiets down a little between 11:30 and 1:00, but then it’s every bird and squirrel for themselves.
Party on my patio.
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
When I was a little girl, i remember an old lady telling me the squirrels would knock on her door if she didn’t have food out for them and I thought she was confused or something
Then i started feeding squirrels in our backyard and they started knocking on our windows when the feeder was empty
Then i started feeding squirrels in our backyard and they started knocking on our windows when the feeder was empty
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Changing out of my sleeping pajamas and putting on my awaking pajamas.
Got a big day ahead of me, ya know? I got bird calls to learn and squirrels to feed. Grown up stuff. Hot girl shit.
Got a big day ahead of me, ya know? I got bird calls to learn and squirrels to feed. Grown up stuff. Hot girl shit.
January 16, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Changing out of my sleeping pajamas and putting on my awaking pajamas.
Got a big day ahead of me, ya know? I got bird calls to learn and squirrels to feed. Grown up stuff. Hot girl shit.
Got a big day ahead of me, ya know? I got bird calls to learn and squirrels to feed. Grown up stuff. Hot girl shit.