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witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)
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gas, ass, or grass, but the grass is mrs grass noodle soup
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
gas, ass, or grass, but the grass is mrs grass noodle soup
It’s Jan 4th and people have already read WHOLE books. Several of them.
Congratulations to you 👏👏👏
Congratulations to you 👏👏👏
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It’s Jan 4th and people have already read WHOLE books. Several of them.
Congratulations to you 👏👏👏
Congratulations to you 👏👏👏
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Every time someone gets their period they should get a steak and chocolate
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Every time someone gets their period they should get a steak and chocolate
fyi - they don’t let you lick the exhibits
For today’s Exhibit of the Day, let’s visit the Tarugo, a dazzling elbaite tourmaline. This gem is one of the finest large crystals ever found. It is notable for its exceptional quality and unique cranberry color.
January 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
fyi - they don’t let you lick the exhibits
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For today’s Exhibit of the Day, let’s visit the Tarugo, a dazzling elbaite tourmaline. This gem is one of the finest large crystals ever found. It is notable for its exceptional quality and unique cranberry color.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
For today’s Exhibit of the Day, let’s visit the Tarugo, a dazzling elbaite tourmaline. This gem is one of the finest large crystals ever found. It is notable for its exceptional quality and unique cranberry color.
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#bakedrhymes #poetry
I cannot pen my rage
See truth will get me censored
To describe the world more bluntly
May even get me censured
The true humiliation?
We barely even scream
There's nightmares all around us
Yet won't disturb the dream
I cannot pen my rage
See truth will get me censored
To describe the world more bluntly
May even get me censured
The true humiliation?
We barely even scream
There's nightmares all around us
Yet won't disturb the dream
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
#bakedrhymes #poetry
I cannot pen my rage
See truth will get me censored
To describe the world more bluntly
May even get me censured
The true humiliation?
We barely even scream
There's nightmares all around us
Yet won't disturb the dream
I cannot pen my rage
See truth will get me censored
To describe the world more bluntly
May even get me censured
The true humiliation?
We barely even scream
There's nightmares all around us
Yet won't disturb the dream
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it's bed time good night
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
it's bed time good night
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I’m going to annoy you until you like like me
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m going to annoy you until you like like me
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Still sober, tool. Please advise
still letting it linger, the cranberries. please advise
Still believing, Journey. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Still sober, tool. Please advise
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I'm going to rage garden and rage give neighbors free food and rage build community bc 🤬🤬🤬
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm going to rage garden and rage give neighbors free food and rage build community bc 🤬🤬🤬
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There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
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Carry into evening all that you want from this day.
You Reading This, Be Ready by William Stafford
#Voice by me.
You Reading This, Be Ready by William Stafford
#Voice by me.
You Reading This, Be Ready by William Stafford #poetrytok #poems#poetry#poetryreading#voice
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January 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Carry into evening all that you want from this day.
You Reading This, Be Ready by William Stafford
#Voice by me.
You Reading This, Be Ready by William Stafford
#Voice by me.
still letting it linger, the cranberries. please advise
Still believing, Journey. Please advise.
Now what? Good morning! 🩷
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
still letting it linger, the cranberries. please advise
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my goal by the end of this sickness is to become at least 20% soup
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
my goal by the end of this sickness is to become at least 20% soup
love is when dopamine and dopayours converts to dopaours
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
love is when dopamine and dopayours converts to dopaours
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it should be illegal to make a song where most of it sucks but there's one really good part. and double illegal if that part is the only part you ever hear so you get gaslit into thinking it's a good song.
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
it should be illegal to make a song where most of it sucks but there's one really good part. and double illegal if that part is the only part you ever hear so you get gaslit into thinking it's a good song.
this is what happens 93% of the time when i look up songs from reels and tiktok
it should be illegal to make a song where most of it sucks but there's one really good part. and double illegal if that part is the only part you ever hear so you get gaslit into thinking it's a good song.
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
this is what happens 93% of the time when i look up songs from reels and tiktok
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i need to get my life together but it's almost bedtime
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i need to get my life together but it's almost bedtime
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I just love it when Red-breasted Nuthatches do this
January 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I just love it when Red-breasted Nuthatches do this
can i come over and copy your homework*
*life plan
*life plan
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
can i come over and copy your homework*
*life plan
*life plan
Ok, but actually
⚡️RAGE GARDENING⚡️
sounds like something i might like
⚡️RAGE GARDENING⚡️
sounds like something i might like
It's way too fucking early but I'm going to the fucking plant store to buy some fucking starter soil and starting some fucking seeds to try and feel like I've got some fucking control over bringing some fucking good into this world.
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Ok, but actually
⚡️RAGE GARDENING⚡️
sounds like something i might like
⚡️RAGE GARDENING⚡️
sounds like something i might like
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heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
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Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful