Scissors
@rningscissors.bsky.social
nurse, patient, goober
i eat window cheese & popsicles while trying to learn tech stuff
something probably made me cry today because animals exist
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i eat window cheese & popsicles while trying to learn tech stuff
something probably made me cry today because animals exist
pfp: @moxiest.art
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Scissors
@rningscissors.bsky.social
· Sep 22
"chili's baby bath ribs"
I thought it now you have to read it
I thought it now you have to read it
Basically, this is the experience you are subscribing to when you follow me:
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I turned "time for your first routine colonoscopy" years old this year. I'll be going through the prep process today and I plan on posting regular updates on this thread. Follow along for all the fun! And if you've turned 45, it's time for you to get this important screening test too!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a box of colon blow cereal
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a box of colon blow cereal
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I turned "time for your first routine colonoscopy" years old this year. I'll be going through the prep process today and I plan on posting regular updates on this thread. Follow along for all the fun! And if you've turned 45, it's time for you to get this important screening test too!
lil kid scissors: pawpaw, if i sell enough of this candy i get some knockers!
pawpaw: well, that’s a helluva prize
[years later]
grownup scissors: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pawpaw: well, that’s a helluva prize
[years later]
grownup scissors: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lil kid scissors: pawpaw, if i sell enough of this candy i get some knockers!
pawpaw: well, that’s a helluva prize
[years later]
grownup scissors: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pawpaw: well, that’s a helluva prize
[years later]
grownup scissors: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And then…it suddenly clicked
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
And then…it suddenly clicked
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#bakedrhymes
Everyone needs their people
But I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You claim to own
I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You come home to each night
I am just a poet
I am meant to tend a heart
And set it free
Please do not ask
For more than I can give
I am just a poet
Everyone needs their people
But I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You claim to own
I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You come home to each night
I am just a poet
I am meant to tend a heart
And set it free
Please do not ask
For more than I can give
I am just a poet
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
#bakedrhymes
Everyone needs their people
But I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You claim to own
I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You come home to each night
I am just a poet
I am meant to tend a heart
And set it free
Please do not ask
For more than I can give
I am just a poet
Everyone needs their people
But I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You claim to own
I am just a poet
I cannot be the one
You come home to each night
I am just a poet
I am meant to tend a heart
And set it free
Please do not ask
For more than I can give
I am just a poet
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the only thing worse than being a nerd is pretending to be a nerd and this is elon’s greatest sin
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
the only thing worse than being a nerd is pretending to be a nerd and this is elon’s greatest sin
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That’s me in the corner.
That’s me in the spotlight.
Get that spotlight off me, I’m in my corner.
That’s me in the spotlight.
Get that spotlight off me, I’m in my corner.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That’s me in the corner.
That’s me in the spotlight.
Get that spotlight off me, I’m in my corner.
That’s me in the spotlight.
Get that spotlight off me, I’m in my corner.
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I *think* Smol Paul likes the freeze dried grass treats, but who really knows with this face
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I *think* Smol Paul likes the freeze dried grass treats, but who really knows with this face
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"Don't tell me what I know, Travis" is the best line in Zootopia
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Don't tell me what I know, Travis" is the best line in Zootopia
@mementomorty.bsky.social tl just turned into National Geographic…
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@mementomorty.bsky.social tl just turned into National Geographic…
This made me cry today
TWICE
TWICE
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This made me cry today
TWICE
TWICE
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Squonking majestic in this motherfucker.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Squonking majestic in this motherfucker.
Well…I can tell you right now this gonna me one of my favorite threads ever and it’s taking all my self-control to not tag every pet owner i know
hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Well…I can tell you right now this gonna me one of my favorite threads ever and it’s taking all my self-control to not tag every pet owner i know
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hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
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scissors listen to The Prodigy and breathe
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
scissors listen to The Prodigy and breathe
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LETS GO, HENRAAYYY
—me, to every runner i see for the rest of my life
—me, to every runner i see for the rest of my life
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
LETS GO, HENRAAYYY
—me, to every runner i see for the rest of my life
—me, to every runner i see for the rest of my life
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Every teenage boy I see has this haircut
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every teenage boy I see has this haircut
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Update: the label was removed, so one of the appeals was successful
PSA:
ur supposed to buy bras that fit on the loosest hook, so that as the elastic stretches out you can make it tighter and get more wear out of it
ur supposed to buy bras that fit on the loosest hook, so that as the elastic stretches out you can make it tighter and get more wear out of it
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Update: the label was removed, so one of the appeals was successful
Would anyone like a baked sweet potato? I have lots
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Would anyone like a baked sweet potato? I have lots
this is what happens when u bake before taking ur am meds
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
this is what happens when u bake before taking ur am meds
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OMG I ALMOST BURNT MY SWEET POTATOES
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
OMG I ALMOST BURNT MY SWEET POTATOES
someone give me my grandma badge:
it’s not even 6am and i’m baking sweet potatoes
it’s not even 6am and i’m baking sweet potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
someone give me my grandma badge:
it’s not even 6am and i’m baking sweet potatoes
it’s not even 6am and i’m baking sweet potatoes
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Scientists came to this conclusion after NASA's Juno spacecraft captured images of Io taking off its dowdy glasses and shaking out its thick, lustrous hair.
Jupiter's volcanic moon Io may be hundreds of times hotter than scientists thought
Jupiter's volcanic moon Io may be hundreds of times hotter than scientists thought
www.space.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Scientists came to this conclusion after NASA's Juno spacecraft captured images of Io taking off its dowdy glasses and shaking out its thick, lustrous hair.
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THE NIPPLE IS GAINING SENTIENCE
August 15, 2023 at 11:28 AM
THE NIPPLE IS GAINING SENTIENCE
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I’m usually very pro nipple but these airport nipples have a threatening aura
August 15, 2023 at 11:46 AM
I’m usually very pro nipple but these airport nipples have a threatening aura
awake without my consent
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
awake without my consent