Scissors
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lmao why does she look so human and hungover?
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
lmao why does she look so human and hungover?
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Me, lying in bed, at 3 am:
Oh no! I’m thinking about all of the things
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Me, lying in bed, at 3 am:
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I remember seeing this at Cannes.
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I remember seeing this at Cannes.
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She looks annoyed but she’s purring vigorously.
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
She looks annoyed but she’s purring vigorously.
Oh no! I’m thinking about all of the things
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Oh no! I’m thinking about all of the things
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If my nipples break off in the cold, I’m going to get them reattached to my face so I can say, “hey buddy! My eyes are up here!” And then they’ll be so confused. 🥹
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If my nipples break off in the cold, I’m going to get them reattached to my face so I can say, “hey buddy! My eyes are up here!” And then they’ll be so confused. 🥹
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It’s a new year, y’all can unmute me now
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
It’s a new year, y’all can unmute me now
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She blow on my horn ‘till I—
January 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
She blow on my horn ‘till I—
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I only recently learned that hunger is often experienced as anxiety for people with adhd, and I am very an anxious about what to eat at this moment
January 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I only recently learned that hunger is often experienced as anxiety for people with adhd, and I am very an anxious about what to eat at this moment
It’s been 2 minutes. 3 more minutes before I eat and tell them they took too long to answer
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It’s been 2 minutes. 3 more minutes before I eat and tell them they took too long to answer
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How about you follow my account and then I’ll follow yours back…and we’ll never interact
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
How about you follow my account and then I’ll follow yours back…and we’ll never interact
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Stop
Blowing
The
Horn
At
Other
People
We Are In North Carolina… Where do you think you are going?????
Blowing
The
Horn
At
Other
People
We Are In North Carolina… Where do you think you are going?????
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Stop
Blowing
The
Horn
At
Other
People
We Are In North Carolina… Where do you think you are going?????
Blowing
The
Horn
At
Other
People
We Are In North Carolina… Where do you think you are going?????
I’ve lived in the northeast for 8 years now and still ain’t used to the horn blowing energy
A local friend once reached over from the passenger seat and blew my horn FOR me.
I. Was. Aghast.
It was the first time that horn had ever been blown. No consent was given.
A local friend once reached over from the passenger seat and blew my horn FOR me.
I. Was. Aghast.
It was the first time that horn had ever been blown. No consent was given.
And frankly it don’t matter where you from… you here now
You leave that horn blowing energy over yonder
You leave that horn blowing energy over yonder
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I’ve lived in the northeast for 8 years now and still ain’t used to the horn blowing energy
A local friend once reached over from the passenger seat and blew my horn FOR me.
I. Was. Aghast.
It was the first time that horn had ever been blown. No consent was given.
A local friend once reached over from the passenger seat and blew my horn FOR me.
I. Was. Aghast.
It was the first time that horn had ever been blown. No consent was given.
why is logging into the hr/payroll app for a place you no longer work so embarrassing?
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
why is logging into the hr/payroll app for a place you no longer work so embarrassing?
arrested cuz my sweatpants are too short 😞
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
arrested cuz my sweatpants are too short 😞
if you need me, i’ll be picnicking atop the Cliffs of Insanity
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
if you need me, i’ll be picnicking atop the Cliffs of Insanity
Breakfast biryani???
Yes, this will do nicely
Yes, this will do nicely
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Breakfast biryani???
Yes, this will do nicely
Yes, this will do nicely
Who wants to scamper across the street and back for donuts while I do the crucial job of keeping the bed warm because it’s in the low 20’s?
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Who wants to scamper across the street and back for donuts while I do the crucial job of keeping the bed warm because it’s in the low 20’s?
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Congrats!
You made it to the first Friday of 2026.
You made it to the first Friday of 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Congrats!
You made it to the first Friday of 2026.
You made it to the first Friday of 2026.
Every athlete should be required to do a regular headshot and a silly one
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Every athlete should be required to do a regular headshot and a silly one
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This is where I post from
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
This is where I post from
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM