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Six is Captain Bootyhead.
@thesix.bsky.social
Professional daemon. (he/him is fine)

Whispers and growls on several platform(s). Please, make requests.

MDNI.

https://linktr.ee/VoxSeis
Pinned
I post #Voice.

This is my tip jar. cash.app/$voxseis
Finding the right accessory for a Valentine's night out.

#Voice by me.
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Just…yeah.
i wish i had enough money to live
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by Six is Captain Bootyhead.
Ring has done this before. They partner with cops, get backlash, withdraw a bit, wait for it to calm down, and then go right back to working with cops. Don't believe this spin.
www.theverge.com/news/878447/...
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
www.theverge.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Who wants to be my 9?
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Bite marks for two?
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Welp, scrapping that run and deleting that mod.
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Once again not hungry just feeling the incredible need to bite things in half.
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Several times a day about several things:

"I could do this for a living
IF ANYONE WOULD PAY ME"
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It was not good porn.

We held a watch party in college.
also: the laptop was so broken once the wizard of oz porn got downloaded that you could not watch the wizard of oz porn so i have no idea if it was actually even good pipe.

i lost in every conceivable way on this arrangement.
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
You're not looking OSHA compliant, babe. Need a railing?
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Let me shoulder your burdens.*

*light petting
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Once again chewing so much ice I’ve lowered my core body temperature.
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Six is Captain Bootyhead.
palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Six is Captain Bootyhead.
🚨 Please help
My child is critically injured and fighting for his life after Israeli drone attacks in Gaza. He urgently needs medical care outside Gaza to survive. A donation or even a share can save him.
Please don’t look away — donate or share this appeal.
chuffed.org/project/168482
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Get her the bouquet of swords she deserves for Valentine’s Day.
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Six is Captain Bootyhead.
If you write fantasy, I made a lil’ list of fantasy story plots (that are not quests!) and some various ways you could approach those kinds of plots.

It was fun. I had fun.

Hope it helps you get yer brain meat nice and tender.

theangrynoodle.com/8-fantasy-st...
8 Fantasy Story Plot Ideas that Don’t Involve Quests (+Examples)
The quest: a protagonist's journey into the unknown. But let's shelve that for now. Here are 8 fantasy plot ideas that don't involve quests.
theangrynoodle.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Time for the WSJ rage bait ‘you’re being poor wrong’ article already?
February 11, 2026 at 5:40 AM
If you ask me what ai model I use for shitposting I am legally allowed to punch you in the face.
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Therapeutic zombie clearance maybe.
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
And now back to your regularly scheduled break for smut.

Innocent Intentions by Ellie Hallaron
#Voice by me.
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Detangling my beard just so you can tangle it again. The dance eternal.
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is my most seductive spanakopita.
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I just got a commercial about a major opportunity to invest in senior housing and I’m going to Luigi entire tax brackets.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Back in the clubs.
Arash feat. Helena - Broken Angel (Official Video)
YouTube video by Arash
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
“It’s okay, I have a partnership.”

Walking out of stores with whatever I want.
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM