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fart niggher origin story
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
fart niggher origin story
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
if epstein isn't using his island anymore can we start putting people on it? like Chris Brown and Kid Rock?
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
if epstein isn't using his island anymore can we start putting people on it? like Chris Brown and Kid Rock?
God stfu
The flipping Newport has chimed in
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
God stfu
....dont jump me... but this whole commercial is AI right?
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
....dont jump me... but this whole commercial is AI right?
we might have ignored the fact that this surveillance will be used against us (as it all already is) if they would have played Sarag McLachlan "In the Arms of an Angel"
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
we might have ignored the fact that this surveillance will be used against us (as it all already is) if they would have played Sarag McLachlan "In the Arms of an Angel"
whew that half time show has me a little 🥵
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
whew that half time show has me a little 🥵
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I hate this.
My homegirl sent the chat a long message about the man she slept with last night.
She said he was so quiet. No moans. No grunts. Nothing. The only way she knew he was about to come was because he switched positions 3x in like 5 mins.
😭
She said he was so quiet. No moans. No grunts. Nothing. The only way she knew he was about to come was because he switched positions 3x in like 5 mins.
😭
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I hate this.
fuck j cole-- juvenile and T.I. got my millenial ass inna chokehold
"you wanna young nigga riding on a 4 wheeler or you wanna grown man
that can drop pole in ya"
"you wanna young nigga riding on a 4 wheeler or you wanna grown man
that can drop pole in ya"
February 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
fuck j cole-- juvenile and T.I. got my millenial ass inna chokehold
"you wanna young nigga riding on a 4 wheeler or you wanna grown man
that can drop pole in ya"
"you wanna young nigga riding on a 4 wheeler or you wanna grown man
that can drop pole in ya"
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
because wtf is that g doing in lasagna
This how the silent letter be sitting in between a word that don’t need it.
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
because wtf is that g doing in lasagna
"Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued"
"Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends"
^^^ Both Fall Out Boy
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage" Panic! At the Disco
"Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends"
^^^ Both Fall Out Boy
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage" Panic! At the Disco
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
"Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued"
"Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends"
^^^ Both Fall Out Boy
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage" Panic! At the Disco
"Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends"
^^^ Both Fall Out Boy
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage" Panic! At the Disco
AND ITS MIND OVER YOU
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T MATTER
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T MATTER
Your secret’s out, and the best part is it isn’t even a good one
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 AM
AND ITS MIND OVER YOU
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T MATTER
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T MATTER
I didn't know Drake was going to be in the movie 'Arbitrage', directed by Nick Jarecki and apparently financed by good 'Ole Epstein.
lol imagine being the punchline 'A Minooooor' and having your picture in the Epstein Files, no matter how tangential
#epsteinfiles
lol imagine being the punchline 'A Minooooor' and having your picture in the Epstein Files, no matter how tangential
#epsteinfiles
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I didn't know Drake was going to be in the movie 'Arbitrage', directed by Nick Jarecki and apparently financed by good 'Ole Epstein.
lol imagine being the punchline 'A Minooooor' and having your picture in the Epstein Files, no matter how tangential
#epsteinfiles
lol imagine being the punchline 'A Minooooor' and having your picture in the Epstein Files, no matter how tangential
#epsteinfiles
glad so many artists stand against ICE
not to be a buzz killington but how do we/they leverage that into meaningful action
not to be a buzz killington but how do we/they leverage that into meaningful action
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
glad so many artists stand against ICE
not to be a buzz killington but how do we/they leverage that into meaningful action
not to be a buzz killington but how do we/they leverage that into meaningful action
happy black history month
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
happy black history month
p.s. Pharrell made them beats and turned to trash
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
p.s. Pharrell made them beats and turned to trash
damn, im not watching the Grammys but help me
what color should I paint my nails
what color should I paint my nails
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
damn, im not watching the Grammys but help me
what color should I paint my nails
what color should I paint my nails
ok I take it back, my Queen
Queen Latifah and Doechii just decided to step out on stage, looking -this- fucking good.
I am stunned at the beauty, WOW. #GRAMMYs
I am stunned at the beauty, WOW. #GRAMMYs
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
ok I take it back, my Queen