LaQueef Skeetfield•♡
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🎀🌈Blackity Black | #bbw | #NSFW Content Creator | Sober Harm Reductionist | D(M)V🎀
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bitch, 10% alcohol
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
bitch, 10% alcohol
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I only want unsweetened ice team
Then use honey but unsweetened tea is unhinged and we don’t do that here
Ruining the tea with all that sugar
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I only want unsweetened ice team
deep sigh.
December 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
deep sigh.
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Dear super wealthy Black folks who wanna "give back to the Black community." Financial literacy is a scam. Poor working class Black folks can't "financial literacy" their way out of capitalist and white supremacist systems that are specifically designed to endlessly exploit them to death.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Dear super wealthy Black folks who wanna "give back to the Black community." Financial literacy is a scam. Poor working class Black folks can't "financial literacy" their way out of capitalist and white supremacist systems that are specifically designed to endlessly exploit them to death.
im the mysterious one.
ladies do y’all like mysterious men or no!?
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
im the mysterious one.
gahd damn im tired of that DC mother fucker and its been less than a year
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
gahd damn im tired of that DC mother fucker and its been less than a year
let me tell you something, I treat them how im treated initially and melt over time
but if you're calling me beloved off jump I'll melt pretty instantly
but if you're calling me beloved off jump I'll melt pretty instantly
Let me tell you something…
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
let me tell you something, I treat them how im treated initially and melt over time
but if you're calling me beloved off jump I'll melt pretty instantly
but if you're calling me beloved off jump I'll melt pretty instantly
just say youre an elite eater
I get ppl dont necessarily care for gender roles but im not sitting in the car while my girl pumps the gas 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
just say youre an elite eater
Trump bombing Nigeria as an attempt to detract from more information about him raping girls, on christmas day, is diabolical yet not surprising.
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Trump bombing Nigeria as an attempt to detract from more information about him raping girls, on christmas day, is diabolical yet not surprising.
is the end of stranger things that it was all a dream/DND campaign?
THAT.IT
that.it
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
is the end of stranger things that it was all a dream/DND campaign?
what about Pepperidge Farm?
She did have coleslaw in her purse…
The North remembers.
The North remembers.
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
what about Pepperidge Farm?
I dont like Buddy The Elf..
I know what he means when he says "Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins"🤔🤨
I know what he means when he says "Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins"🤔🤨
December 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I dont like Buddy The Elf..
I know what he means when he says "Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins"🤔🤨
I know what he means when he says "Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins"🤔🤨
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I hate to say this.... the chris brown version was the first one I heard and it was because of a commercial for the movie.
p.s. I no longer align my ears with cb and havent for years
p.s.s. I grew up in a white household
p.s. I no longer align my ears with cb and havent for years
p.s.s. I grew up in a white household
I am not a fan of Chris Brown’s “this Christmas”. Every time someone plays it my face flinches.
a man wearing ear buds and a ring with the letter t on it
ALT: a man wearing ear buds and a ring with the letter t on it
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I hate to say this.... the chris brown version was the first one I heard and it was because of a commercial for the movie.
p.s. I no longer align my ears with cb and havent for years
p.s.s. I grew up in a white household
p.s. I no longer align my ears with cb and havent for years
p.s.s. I grew up in a white household
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Power Rangers fosho skipped school to jump niggas
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Power Rangers fosho skipped school to jump niggas
whats the difference between cosby a serial rapist that had a successful sitcom in the 80s and Michael jackson the pedophile king of pop
and
sean Diddy combs the abusive, drug addled producer and vodka owner (was that his job?!), Nicki Minaj, female rapper that puts up numbers turned rage baiter?
and
sean Diddy combs the abusive, drug addled producer and vodka owner (was that his job?!), Nicki Minaj, female rapper that puts up numbers turned rage baiter?
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
whats the difference between cosby a serial rapist that had a successful sitcom in the 80s and Michael jackson the pedophile king of pop
and
sean Diddy combs the abusive, drug addled producer and vodka owner (was that his job?!), Nicki Minaj, female rapper that puts up numbers turned rage baiter?
and
sean Diddy combs the abusive, drug addled producer and vodka owner (was that his job?!), Nicki Minaj, female rapper that puts up numbers turned rage baiter?
isn't dave chappelle just a sell out whose always made rage bait but has transcended from relatable to millionaire?
#davechapelle
#davechapelle
December 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
isn't dave chappelle just a sell out whose always made rage bait but has transcended from relatable to millionaire?
#davechapelle
#davechapelle
isnt this nicki behavior just a ploy for her to get her mans record expunged/pardoned and legal freedom from registration as a sex offender everywhere they have a house
#nickiminaj
#nickiminaj
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
isnt this nicki behavior just a ploy for her to get her mans record expunged/pardoned and legal freedom from registration as a sex offender everywhere they have a house
#nickiminaj
#nickiminaj
ive been doing this for maybe a decade, with ease lol
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ive been doing this for maybe a decade, with ease lol
wtf is anonymous, isnt this their specialty?!?!
I know there’s an unedited version of those files on the black market being sold/auctioned off somewhere, lol. We won’t be getting the real documents until his presidency is officially over and someone “leaks” it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
wtf is anonymous, isnt this their specialty?!?!
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Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
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The Bone Formerly Known As Jaw.
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The Bone Formerly Known As Jaw.