Flute Manhawk
@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
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(Eddie Vedder accent) h’ndah ah Eddie de Vedderins
(American accent) today we onner the vedderins
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
(Eddie Vedder accent) h’ndah ah Eddie de Vedderins
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
New! From the creators of Jesus Rock!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
New! From the creators of Jesus Rock!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
Kentucky fried rice
Kentucky fried frisbees
kentucky fried french fries
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Kentucky fried rice
Today at work I am photographing items for a "cabinet of curiosities" auction. There are some interesting lots, including a Spanish colonial carving of St. Michael waiting to give you a handjob, a sexy 'coco de mer' seed pod from the Seychelles, and a sawfish saw:
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Today at work I am photographing items for a "cabinet of curiosities" auction. There are some interesting lots, including a Spanish colonial carving of St. Michael waiting to give you a handjob, a sexy 'coco de mer' seed pod from the Seychelles, and a sawfish saw:
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woke up still so furious that during my morning run i stopped to pop some car tires with my teeth
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
woke up still so furious that during my morning run i stopped to pop some car tires with my teeth
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you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
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Time wasn’t on his side and Gary just hoped the road would straighten out long enough that he could remove the paper from his ice cream cone.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Time wasn’t on his side and Gary just hoped the road would straighten out long enough that he could remove the paper from his ice cream cone.
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Next in WSJ: “I visited the reserve where rich people hunt the poor with crossbows to unwind.”
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
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I Tried the Track Where Rich People Drive 150 Miles an Hour to Unwind
Members of this club pay a small fortune for free rein of an F1 circuit. I was a member for a day.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Next in WSJ: “I visited the reserve where rich people hunt the poor with crossbows to unwind.”
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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The ‘Sonic Youth’? Okay. I’m just gonna say it: I think people are too into video games
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The ‘Sonic Youth’? Okay. I’m just gonna say it: I think people are too into video games
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me: in 5 billion years when the sun has expanded to the size of a red giant & has crispified the earth what are all those stock traders on wall street gonna to do with all their ‘profits?’
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me: in 5 billion years when the sun has expanded to the size of a red giant & has crispified the earth what are all those stock traders on wall street gonna to do with all their ‘profits?’
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
57km morning ride to Port Credit and back. It’s a beautiful day.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
57km morning ride to Port Credit and back. It’s a beautiful day.
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It is my solemn conviction that some small percentage of parents who name their child chandler truly do want him to become a maker and seller of candles and soap
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It is my solemn conviction that some small percentage of parents who name their child chandler truly do want him to become a maker and seller of candles and soap
deez utz are makin' me thirsty
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
deez utz are makin' me thirsty
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i’m doing balloon animals for the party tonight hope everyone likes worms
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i’m doing balloon animals for the party tonight hope everyone likes worms
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Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
Here’s a tip for you billionaires who have done it all and seen it all and tasted it all and fucked it all: you know what hasn’t been done yet? No one has proved that heaven exists. You should try doing that. Imagine the accolades you’d get!
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Here’s a tip for you billionaires who have done it all and seen it all and tasted it all and fucked it all: you know what hasn’t been done yet? No one has proved that heaven exists. You should try doing that. Imagine the accolades you’d get!
Hi everybody! I'm Flute Manhawk.
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hi everybody! I'm Flute Manhawk.
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If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
I want to change my screen name.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I want to change my screen name.
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Blueberry Head has changed, man
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Blueberry Head has changed, man