Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
· Nov 17
57 minutes until sunset, driving down a gravel road and hoping the deer stay clear as he pretends there's no work in the morning.
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The Dance Dance Revolution was 26 years ago and we’ve still yet to see any significant change or progress in Dance Dance Legislation.
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The Dance Dance Revolution was 26 years ago and we’ve still yet to see any significant change or progress in Dance Dance Legislation.
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Someone asking to share my snacks has real invasive species energy.
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Someone asking to share my snacks has real invasive species energy.
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me for the next 4-6 weeks
a man with long hair and a beard has a gifsec.com watermark on the bottom of the image
Alt: Robin Williams in Jumanji asking a police officer "What YEAR is it?"
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
me for the next 4-6 weeks
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You can tell a lot about a person on who their favorite Muppet is
December 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You can tell a lot about a person on who their favorite Muppet is
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I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow. 😩
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow. 😩
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Damn it! I’ve already killed my faux fern I got for Christmas. Death by overwatering ahgainnnn!
December 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Damn it! I’ve already killed my faux fern I got for Christmas. Death by overwatering ahgainnnn!
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This is my second rodeo, and I’ll be honest; I’m still not sure what is happening.
December 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is my second rodeo, and I’ll be honest; I’m still not sure what is happening.
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I’m not gonna say my biggest accomplishment of 2025 yet because I still have 3 more days.
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m not gonna say my biggest accomplishment of 2025 yet because I still have 3 more days.
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thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
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Putting enough ranch seasoning on my popcorn to hospitalize a lesser man
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Putting enough ranch seasoning on my popcorn to hospitalize a lesser man
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Probably the worst part of being a mouse is having to act happy about sleeping in a sardine can
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Probably the worst part of being a mouse is having to act happy about sleeping in a sardine can
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Don’t be alarmed by my obsessive use of 90s music references.
December 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Don’t be alarmed by my obsessive use of 90s music references.
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are you a muppet? you legally have to tell me if you are.
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
are you a muppet? you legally have to tell me if you are.
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[while getting a sonogram] is this AI
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[while getting a sonogram] is this AI
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I will forever resent the removal of the headphone jack from phones
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I will forever resent the removal of the headphone jack from phones
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You can tell a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You can tell a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.
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I know you guys haven’t heard from me lately, and I’m sorry about that. I’m still alive. Still trying to hold it all together. Still looking for answers. I miss you all. www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...
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December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I know you guys haven’t heard from me lately, and I’m sorry about that. I’m still alive. Still trying to hold it all together. Still looking for answers. I miss you all. www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...
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December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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They should invent a gym so we can workout where it all went wrong
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
They should invent a gym so we can workout where it all went wrong
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Happy what day of the week is it for all those who celebrate.
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Happy what day of the week is it for all those who celebrate.
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hey friends, if you liked any of my work in 2025 & want to support you, the best way is to become a premium subscriber to MUTUAL! Or gift a subscription. I’m open!! mutual.substack.com/p/the-dam-is...
The Dam is Breaking
Just collapsing
mutual.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
hey friends, if you liked any of my work in 2025 & want to support you, the best way is to become a premium subscriber to MUTUAL! Or gift a subscription. I’m open!! mutual.substack.com/p/the-dam-is...
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I like how my cat only wants to be pet in a very specific way, yet she refuses to tell me what that way is
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I like how my cat only wants to be pet in a very specific way, yet she refuses to tell me what that way is
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you can learn a lot from a person's favorite muppet
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
you can learn a lot from a person's favorite muppet
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Dr. Pepper for breakfast because it sounded like good medical advice
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dr. Pepper for breakfast because it sounded like good medical advice