christi
@christikf.bsky.social
42 y/o nice southern gal. blissfully married. trying to stay sane in alabama. into baseball, aew & cats. flavored seltzer advocate & jason benetti’s strongest warrior.
eat ‘em up tigers! 🧡💙
let’s go barons! ❤️🖤🩶
eat ‘em up tigers! 🧡💙
let’s go barons! ❤️🖤🩶
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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Tarik Skubal started kidding with Justin Verlander when he showed up at the Tigers facility on Tuesday.
“I go, ‘Hey, you need a tour of this place?’ I’m just messing around. And he goes, ‘No, like serious, I do.’ … It was just a joke. I’m going to make the same joke when we go to Comerica.”
“I go, ‘Hey, you need a tour of this place?’ I’m just messing around. And he goes, ‘No, like serious, I do.’ … It was just a joke. I’m going to make the same joke when we go to Comerica.”
Skubal's the ace, but he's eager to learn from legend
LAKELAND, Fla. – Tarik Skubal is a southpaw pitcher at the top of his profession, having won back-to-back American League Cy Young awards along with a record arbitration award. He is also a child at h...
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February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Tarik Skubal started kidding with Justin Verlander when he showed up at the Tigers facility on Tuesday.
“I go, ‘Hey, you need a tour of this place?’ I’m just messing around. And he goes, ‘No, like serious, I do.’ … It was just a joke. I’m going to make the same joke when we go to Comerica.”
“I go, ‘Hey, you need a tour of this place?’ I’m just messing around. And he goes, ‘No, like serious, I do.’ … It was just a joke. I’m going to make the same joke when we go to Comerica.”
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If you’re old enough to have loved Dawson, it’s time for your colonoscopy
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If you’re old enough to have loved Dawson, it’s time for your colonoscopy
i simply did not realize how many kinds of skiing exist
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
i simply did not realize how many kinds of skiing exist
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PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.
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A friend just pointed out that the Tigers photoshopped on the Meijer patch on Verlander's sleeve. That's the little spinning top to let us know that we haven't been incepted back to 2012 and that this is really happening.
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
A friend just pointed out that the Tigers photoshopped on the Meijer patch on Verlander's sleeve. That's the little spinning top to let us know that we haven't been incepted back to 2012 and that this is really happening.
i would like it to be known that i showed incredible restraint at the record store the other day
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
i would like it to be known that i showed incredible restraint at the record store the other day
i got my first deep tissue massage about six weeks ago. i was definitely sore for a couple days after but i’ve had so much less neck and shoulder pain since then. would definitely recommend, as long as she has a day or two to recover.
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i got my first deep tissue massage about six weeks ago. i was definitely sore for a couple days after but i’ve had so much less neck and shoulder pain since then. would definitely recommend, as long as she has a day or two to recover.
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Brandi Carlile's accompaniment for "America the Beautiful" before the game last night was SistaStrings. The duo, Chauntee and Monique Ross, played another American anthem, "Lift Every Voice and Sing," on the Library's Stradivarius instruments in 2024.
Here's a clip of that impromptu performance. ⬇️
Here's a clip of that impromptu performance. ⬇️
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Brandi Carlile's accompaniment for "America the Beautiful" before the game last night was SistaStrings. The duo, Chauntee and Monique Ross, played another American anthem, "Lift Every Voice and Sing," on the Library's Stradivarius instruments in 2024.
Here's a clip of that impromptu performance. ⬇️
Here's a clip of that impromptu performance. ⬇️
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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Ok football is done, it’s baseball season now
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Ok football is done, it’s baseball season now
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
didn’t cook shit for the super bowl. just having some soy noodles and tiny cups of sake, might just make this the tradition
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
didn’t cook shit for the super bowl. just having some soy noodles and tiny cups of sake, might just make this the tradition
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RESURRECT JOHN BROWN AND GIVE HIM POWER ARMOR
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
RESURRECT JOHN BROWN AND GIVE HIM POWER ARMOR
it’s a real burden being married to the cutest man on the planet, but i’m muddling through somehow
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
it’s a real burden being married to the cutest man on the planet, but i’m muddling through somehow
i might as well try to give validation to a bookshelf, this mf couldn’t care less
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i might as well try to give validation to a bookshelf, this mf couldn’t care less
i can tell i’ve been around dogs too much lately because i keep forgetting that my cats don’t give a single shit whether or not i call them “good boys”
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i can tell i’ve been around dogs too much lately because i keep forgetting that my cats don’t give a single shit whether or not i call them “good boys”
are ediya instant coffee sticks actually the best way to consume coffee in existence or am i just exceptionally emotionally fragile this morning
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
are ediya instant coffee sticks actually the best way to consume coffee in existence or am i just exceptionally emotionally fragile this morning
the best part about the winter olympics is having constant access to Sports Naps (the purest, holiest form of naps)
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
the best part about the winter olympics is having constant access to Sports Naps (the purest, holiest form of naps)
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they should do a winter Olympics for cowards. slowest ski down a green slope, best ice skating with one of those big plastic penguins, most extravagant hot chocolate order at the bar après ski, that kind of thing
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
they should do a winter Olympics for cowards. slowest ski down a green slope, best ice skating with one of those big plastic penguins, most extravagant hot chocolate order at the bar après ski, that kind of thing
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bro it's your MP. it's your MP. i can see your gauge is flashing. i know you're feeling healthy and well rested but that's a different thing. it's your MP. that's why you're posting bad. try procrastinating an important work task
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
bro it's your MP. it's your MP. i can see your gauge is flashing. i know you're feeling healthy and well rested but that's a different thing. it's your MP. that's why you're posting bad. try procrastinating an important work task
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