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christi
@christikf.bsky.social
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42 y/o nice southern gal, blissfully married. queer & intersex, trying to stay sane in alabama. into baseball, aew & cats. flavored seltzer advocate & jason benetti’s strongest warrior. dms welcome from mutuals.

eat ‘em up tigers! 🧡💙
let’s go barons! ❤️🖤🩶
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two stuffed turkeys
white redheaded lady with glasses in a black floral sweater and a white guy with long brown hair, a beard and glasses in a turquoise rugby shirt. both are smiling and look a little stoned
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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the best husband alive got me a new planner and a signed copy of helen oyeyemi’s newest book while we were in oxford, ms today
an ornate purple and gold 12 month planner and a hardback copy of “a new new me” by helen oyeyemi, both lying in my lap on a blanket “a new new me” opened to helen oyeyemi’s signature. my hand is opening the book and i have sparkly lavender nails
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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babysitting the best little boy in the whole wide world today
boomer is a rotund yellow lab mix. he’s lying on a floral rug in front of a coral armchair
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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didn’t work. just gave myself more time to sit in a waiting room stressing out.
white lady with red hair and glasses, wearing a blue mask and a burgundy sweatshirt with keith haring’s barking dog print
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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he’s never looked more possum-like
fig is an orange and white cat who is almost entirely wrapped in a beige blanket, with just his eyes and ears sticking out
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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a neat picture i took heading home from my parents’ house
an enormous and bright moon, blurry rural highway, brake lights
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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the patient this morning eating breakfast. less grumpy than he looks 💜
an older bald white man with a beard. he’s sitting in a recliner with his legs crossed and balancing a bowl of eggs and grits and a tiny gray dust mop of a dog on his lap
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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i don’t know what i did to deserve such a bounty of avocado in my caldo de pollo but i guess i should just try to be worthy of this blessing
a large red bowl of soup with chicken, potatoes, rice, and what appears to be an entire avocado, on a plate with fried tortilla strips and a quarter of a lime
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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for walker county folks:
a post from alabama stackers. the partial caption reads: “@alabamastackers announces that children will eat free, starting Nov. 1st until SNAP benefits are restored. We believe that no child should worry about there next meal and that every individual has the responsibility to help there community when able, according to their gifts and talents.” the caption in its entirety: “@alabamastackers announces that children will eat free, starting Nov. 1st until SNAP benefits are restored. We believe that no child should worry about there next meal and that every individual has the responsibility to help there community when able, according to their gifts and talents. Any child visiting us can receive a free Grilled Cheese Kid's Meal until SNAP Benefits are restored. Please limit to 1 Kid's Meal per child; not available through drive-thru, the child must be present for dine-in meals. No purchase necessary, No questions asked.”
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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what y’all up to today? i’m at a costumed pet parade
a little brown hound mix in a pink cowboy hat and shirt a beautiful chestnut horse with a white blaze. she’s wearing a sheet ghost costume which has been moved back to show her face a gray and white english sheepdog in a barons jersey a tiny brown and white jack russell terrier in an orange jack o lantern tutu
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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the temperature dropped ten degrees and someone remembered he likes blankets and being cozy
pabu is a chubby orange cat with one brown eye and one green eye. he is snuggled up on a blanket
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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made caponata and french onion soup for my darling in-laws’ birthdays!
a table with salad, french onion soup, fresh bread and caponata (also a gin and tonic) my bowl of french onion soup the vat of caponata
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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look i have two cats and i love them both a lot but the reason y’all get so much more fig than pabu is that there is a distinct difference in how they pose for photos
fig, an orange and white cat, is tucked under a blanket and snoozing like a little angel while my husband gently holds his paw some kind of adorable blurry orange cat-shaped cryptid. he has one brown eye and one green eye and his owner is trying, and failing, to pet him
October 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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c’mon man
fig is an orange and white cat with a baby pink nose and a smudgy mustache. he’s peering out from a blanket extremely cutely
October 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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oooo big stretch
fig is an orange and white cat with a baby pink nose and a spotty little mustache. he’s stretching and rolled over on his back
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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embracing the void
the save data from my completed game of persona 5, to load a new game from
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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welp
a redheaded white lady with glasses is making a scrunched up disgusted face. she’s wearing a gold tiger necklace, a navy and orange “gritty” shirt and an inside out D cap
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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well that’s the best view of the moon i’ve gotten so far. if i can stay awake till about 12:30 i think i can get a better view.
a tiny sliver of the supermoon, obscured by near total cloud cover
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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my sweet, beloved grandma, matching me shot for shot at thanksgiving
an adorable older lady with short white hair. she’s wearing a turquoise pullover and glasses and she’s holding a freshly-emptied shot glass
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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currently reading the inheritance of orquídea divina by zoraida córdova; a book so good that i’ve had to put it down several times so i don’t chew it up in one sitting
a copy of the inheritance of orquídea divina. the title is written on a red ribbon with flowers and a gold compass in the middle and an embossed gold hummingbird in the top left corner
October 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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made a mushroom, chicken, and leek tart (and a frittata with the same filling but it’s still in the oven)
flaky, crispy puff pastry on a piece of parchment paper and a baking sheet a piece of the tart post-flip and a nice big salad. i’m also holding a gin and tonic with a lime
October 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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babysitting some very good little boys today
boomer is a pudgy yellow lab mix. he’s lying on a blanket-covered ottoman and sniffing the air majestically avery is a long and slinky grey cat. he’s looking towards me suspiciously sam is a little brown and grey tabby cat with short tiny legs. he’s staring at me, waiting for food
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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my gorgeous husband, looking like he’s kindly but firmly explaining to me why i can’t keep a pony in the backyard (i think he was actually just asking me to make caponata again soon)
very handsome white man with long hair, glasses, and a beard in a pastel striped shirt with a menu in front of him
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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entrees: amberjack with field peas, corn and sauce gribiche and an enormous burger with fries
amberjack, field peas, corn and sauce gribiche huge burger with pickles, grilled red onions and fries
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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appetizers: ratatouille tartine with farmers cheese on a grilled baguette and chicken liver mousse with port wine jelly
ratatouille, farmer’s cheese, basil, grilled baguette a tiny jar of chicken liver mousse with (i think) port wine jelly on top, arugula and grilled baguette slices
October 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM