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Jack Bernhardt
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Informative and sexy at the same time!

Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)

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in many ways the writers saying "oh no they killed Bond!" makes me more worried that they thought Sean Connery, Daniel Craig and everyone in between were playing the exact same character with consistent memories and shared experiences, I find that viscerally upsetting
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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There is precisely one person who should get to play James Bond at this point and that person is Natasha Hodgson.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Says a lot that this could be about the UK or America's "left wing" parties
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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It is utter bullshit that the mistaken splicing of two bits of his January 6th 2021 speech on Panorama in October 2024 had any significant impact whatsoever on the reputation of Donald Trump in Britain, or globally, and the claim for $1 billion damages is bullshit and bullying by the US president
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
a lot of people say they love nature but act real weird when you ask them what animal they support. "oh I don't root for one animal, I like them all really" damn glory hunters, make me sick
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC.

The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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This is actually… worse than the BBC edit?
I do like how, in the bit of Prescott's memo where he criticises the BBC for editing together different parts of Trump's speech, his own quote of "what Trump actually said" is... edited together from different parts of his speech.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trump is senile but I think he was actually meant to say this, he was swearing in military enlistees apparently, not swearing his own oath to uphold the constitution
The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
i feel like this is a reasonable take that i would have held pre-2024 (the BBC did screw up therefore there should be accountability) but the fact that this trivial editing mistake should have such terrible consequences, while right wing media lies with impunity constantly, makes my head explode
Exactly, so the BBC didn't need to shoot themselves in the reputation by editing it that way. But they did, and here we are
He explicitly encouraged the Capitol riot
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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See also the prison service, universities, local government, and the rest.

And the response of this government?

No - not to fund and run them better and prepare the ground for success.

But to join the baying mob. 2/2
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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The BBC is the latest part of ‘the public realm’ to feel the wrath of the right.

The playbook is wearyingly similar.

Underfund them. Hold them (piously) to the highest standards. Pillory them for all errors. And then co-opt, or neuter, them. 1/2
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Okay so this is what I suspected, it's a site that is spreading misinformation with the plausible deniability that it is satire. Obviously Trump is as thick as pigshit but i also don't think these "satirical" sites should exist because they're genuinely dangerous
There's no joke. It exists to stoke outrage for people dumb enough to think it's real.

It's working exactly as intended, it's just usually sitting Presidents aren't so gullible
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
in fairness that is some pretty weak satire, to the point it's kind of hard to work out what the joke actually is
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
now that the Trump supporting loons at the Telegraph have got what they want they'll probably drop the whole matter and go back to being normal members of society, that's how this kind of thing normally works
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
why didn't he thank us for our attention to this matter
The president seems to have been briefed on how the tariffs oral argument at SCOTUS went:
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
pop a mannequin in a sexy blond wig and try to kill a crew member with some bricks, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 9 Stats Round Up jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 9: The Stats Round Up
Warning! This blog contains spoilers for the latest episode of Taskmaster Series 20! Do not go past this picture of Richard Herring simply…
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November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Big naturals is BBC exec slang for any new David Attenborough series
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
all the original series on Paramount Plus have names like MOBLAND and LANDMAN and MANMOB and LANDLAND and MANLAND and all the original series on Amazon Prime have names like "the summer I turned pretty" and "mother do you hear the geese ahonking"
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Arthur Miller called the main character in Death Of A Salesman "Willy Loman" as a bit of clever foreshadowing because, by the end of the play, he is a very "low man" (he kills himself)
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This dishwasher is probably broken now. The reviews of every dishwasher on earth are: average 3.5 stars, 5 star review says "its a dishwasher no problem" and 1 star review says "this dishwasher shot me with a gun!"
I have a samsung dishwasher and it wasn't working very well so I looked online for information about it, I looked up "samsung dishwasher not working well" and the answer I found for that was "yup."
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The best thing about the Shaun the Sheep theme tune is the way that it posits that in the distant future the audience might make a scientific breakthrough by which they can enter entirely fictional worlds, thus preempting the concept of the novel Ready Player One (2011) by four years
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i am genuinely staggered by the fact that Sainsburys have based their Christmas adverts on the 2016 film The BFG, a film with almost no cultural footprint, for the SECOND YEAR IN A ROW
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the Mickey and Friends origin story is amazing
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM