Emily ✨
@emilyoram.bsky.social
Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Reposted by Emily ✨
Reposted by Emily ✨
Merry Blobmas www.vinted.co.uk/items/752568...
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Merry Blobmas www.vinted.co.uk/items/752568...
It’s not even 9am pal 🥴
Anyway this is general advice for anyone who has a crush of any kind (“Bsky” or otherwise) on anyone: just be normal. Don’t be a creep. Don’t make assumptions. Just get to know someone and if they seem disinterested accept it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyway this is general advice for anyone who has a crush of any kind (“Bsky” or otherwise) on anyone: just be normal. Don’t be a creep. Don’t make assumptions. Just get to know someone and if they seem disinterested accept it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It’s not even 9am pal 🥴
Anyway this is general advice for anyone who has a crush of any kind (“Bsky” or otherwise) on anyone: just be normal. Don’t be a creep. Don’t make assumptions. Just get to know someone and if they seem disinterested accept it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyway this is general advice for anyone who has a crush of any kind (“Bsky” or otherwise) on anyone: just be normal. Don’t be a creep. Don’t make assumptions. Just get to know someone and if they seem disinterested accept it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just started dropping off and was half dreaming about eating a croissant and I opened my mouth and snapped to bite it like a dreaming dog 😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just started dropping off and was half dreaming about eating a croissant and I opened my mouth and snapped to bite it like a dreaming dog 😭😭😭
Merry Blobmas www.vinted.co.uk/items/752568...
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Merry Blobmas www.vinted.co.uk/items/752568...
Feel like pure shit, just want "reading Murderland" back
Having breakfast and reading about serial killers. Now I don’t normally fuck with serial killers, they don’t really interest me, but this book has got me hooked, and it’s about so so much more than the men themselves, it’s an amazing cultural study of the first half of 20th Century America.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Feel like pure shit, just want "reading Murderland" back
Having cottage pie for dinner tonight and you know what, I cannot bloody wait.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Having cottage pie for dinner tonight and you know what, I cannot bloody wait.
Convinced my laptop causes my aura migraines because I've only ever had them on a Monday (yes, I'm having one now)
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Convinced my laptop causes my aura migraines because I've only ever had them on a Monday (yes, I'm having one now)
If someone could post about something other than the BBC or US Pol that would be really nice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If someone could post about something other than the BBC or US Pol that would be really nice.
I hope both teams lose :)
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I hope both teams lose :)
That fucking poppy at the Etihad
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
That fucking poppy at the Etihad
Put the Villa game on, it’s great.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Put the Villa game on, it’s great.
Some terrible kit combos in these 2pm KOs
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Some terrible kit combos in these 2pm KOs
I’ve come to the conclusion that the agony of trying to find a coat is that I simply don’t like coats. Jackets yes, I’m a jacket guy 100%, but coats? No thank you.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’ve come to the conclusion that the agony of trying to find a coat is that I simply don’t like coats. Jackets yes, I’m a jacket guy 100%, but coats? No thank you.
Unsure if wide awake because of jet lag or drinking coke too late
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Unsure if wide awake because of jet lag or drinking coke too late
Mad we drew, amused Alan Shearer has to do a positive analysis of Sunderland.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Mad we drew, amused Alan Shearer has to do a positive analysis of Sunderland.
Gary O’Neil sounds like a right nuisance. Always pestering other teams, calling them, asking to shadow managers, offering opinions.
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Gary O’Neil sounds like a right nuisance. Always pestering other teams, calling them, asking to shadow managers, offering opinions.
Marc Guiu just smooshed his whole face into the chalk of the goal line and it’s still all over his face.
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Marc Guiu just smooshed his whole face into the chalk of the goal line and it’s still all over his face.
The Wolves interim manager is *tiny*
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Wolves interim manager is *tiny*
They were very good. We didn’t lose. It’s fine, it won’t mean shit come May whatever happens.
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They were very good. We didn’t lose. It’s fine, it won’t mean shit come May whatever happens.