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Emily ✨
@emilyoram.bsky.social
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Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙

Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.

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emilyoram.bsky.social
Good lord
BBC News Should Hitler's DNA have been studied - or just left alone?
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Waiting for the @vittles.bsky.social Gift Guide like
Stimpy on a picnic blanket waiting in daylight and night time
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Appreciate this is from a serious thread about horrible bastards but my first thought on seeing this post (hence the screenshot not a QT) was 'niche porn categories'
Priests being arrested with a picture of a video of a priest being arrested
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
✋STOP SCROLLING

FOOTBALLERS WITH ADOPTION DOGS
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
That seller is GREAT
A felt grey pigeon in a purple baseball hat and teal glasses, holding a packet of fries A multicoloured dodo with pink glasses and an orange hat A blue felt dinosaur with a teal scarf on skis A felt crab in a striped jumper with a jolly roger hat and a green felt octopus holding an anchor and rubber ring
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Should I have threaded all the baubles I'm posting? Maybe. But I haven't.

Anyway, yes, haha, yes www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
A felt Yeti christmas tree topper
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Um…!
Four Christmas baubles in the style of Miss Piggy, Kermit, Fozzie and Animal from the Muppets
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
This is being sold as “baby cheesus” and cool, good pun, but why has a baby got a full beard?
A Christmas ornament in the shape of a piece of cheese wrapped in a blanket. It has a face and inexplicably a beard.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
I do not want to know a single additional thing about this. I’ve learned enough.
Luis Rubiales has eggs thrown at him by his uncle during book event in Madrid
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Me whenever my work starts talking about AI
Abe Simpson proclaiming he’ll be dead in the ground before he acknowledged Missoura
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
lol
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Wearing Fashion’s “barrel leg” trousers today. Although they do not seem particularly barrelly, they’re more like sailor trousers or something. Anyway, I unexpectedly like them a lot and wore them as my travel pants.
A fat woman with tattooed arms in a black creased tee with rolled cuff sleeves and black wide leg jeans.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Been thinking about this tweet since my holiday
tim macgabhann @el_fodongo [greeting the great plumed serpent god quetzalcóatl as he is coming into the pub] quetzyyyy
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Can’t wait to see this at Anthea Turner’s next wedding
A Twirl White Dipped
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
New euphemism just dropped x
Hoists & Mast Climbers
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Not sure I can be mad at this
theathleticfc Two Portsmouth supporters have been banned from attending matches for three years after disguising themselves as stewards to get into St Mary's Stadium for September's sold-out south coast derby. Hampshire Police said brothers Kane Green, 29, and Dale Green, 31, wore high-vis vests and carried radio equipment to enable them to enter the stadium without tickets for the Championship fixture between Southampton and Portsmouth on September 14, in what was described as "a ridiculous plot" by authorities.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
I lived where marked and there were houses in the red oval that butted right up to the river that would regularly flood.
A google map of Salisbury showing how wet it is and where I used to live.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Wet
A google maps image of Salisbury Watermeadows which shows a lot of water
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Alert! Alert! New alert on your credit file!

Yep. Thanks. I’ve just been on holiday so cheers 👍🏼
Category: Credit Card - Noticeable balance increase
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Ja
A reply from Kirkdale Bookshop that says I recommend it! Very odd indeed and an open response from me with a note from Bluesky that says the post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German?
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
“John no!”
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
I’m only interested in Julia Fox’s opinion on this tbqhwy
An instagram post promoting an article in the New Yorker titled “what did men do to deserve this?” on which Julia Fox has commented “what didn’t they do?!”
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Absolutely cannot cope with this little lady’s face 😭 Look at her 😭
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
New dress. Yes it’s creased to fuck but a. I’d been sitting down and b. I don’t care 😌
A large woman with long hair and tattooed arms wearing a short sleeve charcoal coloured shirt dress and taking a pic of herself in her work toilet.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
emilyoram.bsky.social
Stop talking about Bond
Alan Partridge getting angry at people getting Bond wrong
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM