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Emily ✨
@emilyoram.bsky.social
Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙

Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.

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“Feelin it yet mate?”

“Nah mate, you?”
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I have no beef with Christmas stuff in shops or Christmas ads, people need time to plan and prepare! But Christmas songs just randomly on the radio in Nov???? No.
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’m currently listening to a very good and illuminating book about shame that my therapist recommended. It’s part workbook and has exercises to complete (which, tbf, I’m mostly ignoring until I’ve listened to the whole book as I’m then going to go back to the hard copy I bought for that purpose)
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We’ve started Plur1bus
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
With Vine being rebooted I’m on tenterhooks for Tom’s reappearance
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Good lord
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watching a true crime show and I’m not sure “my mom loved the pawn industry” is a phrase you should say out loud.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A severed thumbs-up from me for Welcome to Derry
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Waiting for the @vittles.bsky.social Gift Guide like
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Being absolutely driven to despair by Vinted’s new women’s clothing size categories. They’ve utterly fucked it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Appreciate this is from a serious thread about horrible bastards but my first thought on seeing this post (hence the screenshot not a QT) was 'niche porn categories'
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Desperate for this again
Really do think being strapped to a rack and pulled just small amount would cure me. We can forgo the hanging, drawing and quartering but a nice stretch, yes please.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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absolutely lost my shit in the middle of a teams call because while something was discussed i wondered what the early images of Lilith were and i'm sorry but look LOOK en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith#...
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
✋STOP SCROLLING

FOOTBALLERS WITH ADOPTION DOGS
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Incredible
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Vogue saying 'offbeat colour pairings' are in for AW25/26 then just showing outfits and items in red and pink.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Should I have threaded all the baubles I'm posting? Maybe. But I haven't.

Anyway, yes, haha, yes www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Can vouch for this being Good Shit™️and just today I bought the gorgeous festive golden stag cards shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/gold...
here is a non-exhaustive thread of Giftable Things available in my shop that are £25 or under, because *gestures at calendar*:

1) cats not terfs A2 print shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/cats... #art #trans
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Um…!
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
This is being sold as “baby cheesus” and cool, good pun, but why has a baby got a full beard?
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM