frank: print witch
@mxfrankduffy.bsky.social
✨💀✨ I make pictures, many of which are crow-adjacent
🏴 Dysgwyr
🏳️⚧️ they/them/nhw
ORIGINAL ART & TAROT DECK ➡️ shop.frankduffy.co.uk
ILLUSTRATION & DESIGN ➡️ frankduffy.co.uk
🏴 Dysgwyr
🏳️⚧️ they/them/nhw
ORIGINAL ART & TAROT DECK ➡️ shop.frankduffy.co.uk
ILLUSTRATION & DESIGN ➡️ frankduffy.co.uk
being autistic is thinking "I don't have access to the kitchen tonight, just a kettle, so I'll buy a snack pot, specifically a Tesco Wicked 1", get to Tesco, they don't do them anymore, get an Itsu 1 though every fibre of my body screaming in rage, eat the itsu 1, it's delicious, still resentful
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
being autistic is thinking "I don't have access to the kitchen tonight, just a kettle, so I'll buy a snack pot, specifically a Tesco Wicked 1", get to Tesco, they don't do them anymore, get an Itsu 1 though every fibre of my body screaming in rage, eat the itsu 1, it's delicious, still resentful
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—now listen here Marlowe. This looks like a normal quill pen. But in tavern brawl, simply reverse it, and you can stab a varlet in the eye with it
—Isn’t that just like a normal quill pen
—Shut up Marlowe
—Isn’t that just like a normal quill pen
—Shut up Marlowe
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
—now listen here Marlowe. This looks like a normal quill pen. But in tavern brawl, simply reverse it, and you can stab a varlet in the eye with it
—Isn’t that just like a normal quill pen
—Shut up Marlowe
—Isn’t that just like a normal quill pen
—Shut up Marlowe
often I hold the cat close & inhale her smell & it is the perfect distilled lifelong scent of home & safety & comfort from trauma for me & then she deliberately chooses to curl up on clothes that smell of me & isn't it astounding that some scientists wonder whether our companion animals feel love
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
often I hold the cat close & inhale her smell & it is the perfect distilled lifelong scent of home & safety & comfort from trauma for me & then she deliberately chooses to curl up on clothes that smell of me & isn't it astounding that some scientists wonder whether our companion animals feel love
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The answer is Austen cos Austen could write a novel about an unhinged creator playing god with her creation’s lives (Emma) whereas Shelley could not write Pride & Prejudice (I mean, Lodore? Falkner?)
You can only pick one. I’m sorry.
Jane Austen or Mary Shelley
Jane Austen or Mary Shelley
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The answer is Austen cos Austen could write a novel about an unhinged creator playing god with her creation’s lives (Emma) whereas Shelley could not write Pride & Prejudice (I mean, Lodore? Falkner?)
that's it I'm going back to bed
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
that's it I'm going back to bed
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Sing muse of a man who should get into the wine dark sea
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sing muse of a man who should get into the wine dark sea
I'm sending a whole bunch of orders out today so if you want a Thing from my website posting out this week I would recommend ordering by *looks at clock* say 2pm
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I'm sending a whole bunch of orders out today so if you want a Thing from my website posting out this week I would recommend ordering by *looks at clock* say 2pm
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In a way, we're all James Bond 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
In a way, we're all James Bond 🙏
look if the Lazenby Bond and Craig Bond can exist in the same universe, the didn't-actually-get-exploded Bond can easily slide in there too
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
look if the Lazenby Bond and Craig Bond can exist in the same universe, the didn't-actually-get-exploded Bond can easily slide in there too
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sometimes i say “we” when it’s just me and the intrusive thoughts
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
sometimes i say “we” when it’s just me and the intrusive thoughts
the last of these are flying off to their new homes today, while there are a whole flock (murder) of the smaller version on my website if you need some more crow chaos in your life 💀
Gorgeous new picture from @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social has found a new home with me
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
the last of these are flying off to their new homes today, while there are a whole flock (murder) of the smaller version on my website if you need some more crow chaos in your life 💀
I'm varnishing the kitchen floor at the moment & it will take 3 days for all the coats. the kitchen door catflap is how the cat accesses shitting, pissing and murder, and though she has a box for the first two she is Not Happy to be deprived of the third
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I'm varnishing the kitchen floor at the moment & it will take 3 days for all the coats. the kitchen door catflap is how the cat accesses shitting, pissing and murder, and though she has a box for the first two she is Not Happy to be deprived of the third
today's gym album: Rumours
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
today's gym album: Rumours
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Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
woke up this morning & my hair looked just like Gaz Top's, for the three of my UK-based followers who are old enough to get the reference
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
woke up this morning & my hair looked just like Gaz Top's, for the three of my UK-based followers who are old enough to get the reference
people are paying all the paypal invoices I've been sending out for the tarot deck kickstarter shipping so my paypal account is 🤑🤑🤑 but I have to remember it isn't mine, it's royal mail's
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
people are paying all the paypal invoices I've been sending out for the tarot deck kickstarter shipping so my paypal account is 🤑🤑🤑 but I have to remember it isn't mine, it's royal mail's
if you see a bird art share your bird art...
well seeing as you asked
"crow steals the sun" linoprint
shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/crow...
well seeing as you asked
"crow steals the sun" linoprint
shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/crow...
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
if you see a bird art share your bird art...
well seeing as you asked
"crow steals the sun" linoprint
shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/crow...
well seeing as you asked
"crow steals the sun" linoprint
shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/crow...
sending out all the paypal invoices for the kickstarter shipping and the four genres of email address are:
john.smith@email.com
johnlovescats@email.com
hecatedeathcult@email.com
tasty_slut@email.com
shout out to all the tasty_sluts out there, I see you
john.smith@email.com
johnlovescats@email.com
hecatedeathcult@email.com
tasty_slut@email.com
shout out to all the tasty_sluts out there, I see you
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
sending out all the paypal invoices for the kickstarter shipping and the four genres of email address are:
john.smith@email.com
johnlovescats@email.com
hecatedeathcult@email.com
tasty_slut@email.com
shout out to all the tasty_sluts out there, I see you
john.smith@email.com
johnlovescats@email.com
hecatedeathcult@email.com
tasty_slut@email.com
shout out to all the tasty_sluts out there, I see you
sign of an old-school print designer who now mostly designs for online PDF reports: I will scan this cool thing in at 1200dpi, turn it into a bitmap tiff & use it in loads of different colours, oh no wait, that won't work & will in fact look shit
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
sign of an old-school print designer who now mostly designs for online PDF reports: I will scan this cool thing in at 1200dpi, turn it into a bitmap tiff & use it in loads of different colours, oh no wait, that won't work & will in fact look shit
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imogen: drives me fucking crazy to live in a country where everyone loudly pretends Brianna Ghey was stabbed to death by a smartphone
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
imogen: drives me fucking crazy to live in a country where everyone loudly pretends Brianna Ghey was stabbed to death by a smartphone
the greatest thing: remembering I made a cup of tea
the worst thing: remembering I made a cup of tea but it is now cool
the worst thing: remembering I made a cup of tea but it is now cool
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
the greatest thing: remembering I made a cup of tea
the worst thing: remembering I made a cup of tea but it is now cool
the worst thing: remembering I made a cup of tea but it is now cool
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🧵 when I say this I want to be really clear that I am not talking about AI here, but: I get really confused when artists are possessive about their ideas & are afraid of other artists stealing them... /1
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
🧵 when I say this I want to be really clear that I am not talking about AI here, but: I get really confused when artists are possessive about their ideas & are afraid of other artists stealing them... /1
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
extremely funny to me when wankers go on about having a high IQ like it makes them superior while I, also in possession of a high IQ, do and say daft fucking things all the time, like pluging my mouse in to charge but not actually making sure the other end of the cable is connected to anything
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
extremely funny to me when wankers go on about having a high IQ like it makes them superior while I, also in possession of a high IQ, do and say daft fucking things all the time, like pluging my mouse in to charge but not actually making sure the other end of the cable is connected to anything
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Look at these beauties from @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Look at these beauties from @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social