Martin Nutbeem
@martinnutbeem.bsky.social
Digital Education at University of Bristol. Digital Accessibility & Students as creators. Views my own.
Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my!
Video games on easy mode.
Eclectic music tastes.
He/Him, cishet, jaded.
Punch up, not down. Bigots begone.
Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my!
Video games on easy mode.
Eclectic music tastes.
He/Him, cishet, jaded.
Punch up, not down. Bigots begone.
Pinned
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Will Billy be up for a walk in the rain? Taking bets now.
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Will Billy be up for a walk in the rain? Taking bets now.
Declaring it a Chippy Supper day.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Declaring it a Chippy Supper day.
I can also see a space for ZoneyFans, in which people talk to me and I repeatedly ask for clarification because I started thinking about something important like why don't squirrels raid shops for salted peanuts and totally zone out. As a service.
I can also see a gap in the market for BoneyFans, in which an animated Plasticine skull with the voice of Willie Rushton comments on everything happening in your immediate vicinity.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I can also see a space for ZoneyFans, in which people talk to me and I repeatedly ask for clarification because I started thinking about something important like why don't squirrels raid shops for salted peanuts and totally zone out. As a service.
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Forget goblin mode. It's all about amorous mothers of radioactive hybrid terror pigs mode from now on.
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Forget goblin mode. It's all about amorous mothers of radioactive hybrid terror pigs mode from now on.
NO! I reject all this [Noun]maxxing. I reject it.
February 13, 2026 at 12:11 PM
NO! I reject all this [Noun]maxxing. I reject it.
Friday Be Posting Equines?
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Friday Be Posting Equines?
Ooof. Bloody loving the new Dub Pistols and Freestylers track with General Levy.
Like We
YouTube video by Dub Pistols - Topic
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Ooof. Bloody loving the new Dub Pistols and Freestylers track with General Levy.
M O R N I N G.
Friday. Finally.
Have a little boogie why not?
Friday. Finally.
Have a little boogie why not?
mako & mr bristow hype fresh
YouTube video by Muggo Tunes
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 AM
M O R N I N G.
Friday. Finally.
Have a little boogie why not?
Friday. Finally.
Have a little boogie why not?
Just been discussing the last big riots in Bristol with House Teenager, cos 5 years before they were born. Both Tesco Metro riot and Mark Duggon nationwide ones.
Anyway, I've found a very Bristol photo. It's not the most Bristol photo, but it's up there.
This photo smells of cider, weed and piss.
Anyway, I've found a very Bristol photo. It's not the most Bristol photo, but it's up there.
This photo smells of cider, weed and piss.
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Just been discussing the last big riots in Bristol with House Teenager, cos 5 years before they were born. Both Tesco Metro riot and Mark Duggon nationwide ones.
Anyway, I've found a very Bristol photo. It's not the most Bristol photo, but it's up there.
This photo smells of cider, weed and piss.
Anyway, I've found a very Bristol photo. It's not the most Bristol photo, but it's up there.
This photo smells of cider, weed and piss.
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Fresh from their water baths, four Polaroid emulsion lifts (snowdrops and three Aurora shots). Light isn’t great where they’re drying and it’s only ever really clear how the colours are working once they’re set but pretty happy with these!
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Fresh from their water baths, four Polaroid emulsion lifts (snowdrops and three Aurora shots). Light isn’t great where they’re drying and it’s only ever really clear how the colours are working once they’re set but pretty happy with these!
I take it back, it's actually the "Prisoner of war camp watchtower" over the road being dismantled.
This is great news as it's been up for 5 years and the fabric covering has disintegrated and frayed so much it looked post-apocalyptic.
This is great news as it's been up for 5 years and the fabric covering has disintegrated and frayed so much it looked post-apocalyptic.
Oh joy, the sound of scaffolding going up outside. Which in turn means hearing builders. Which in turn means dogs going apeshit more than usual.
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I take it back, it's actually the "Prisoner of war camp watchtower" over the road being dismantled.
This is great news as it's been up for 5 years and the fabric covering has disintegrated and frayed so much it looked post-apocalyptic.
This is great news as it's been up for 5 years and the fabric covering has disintegrated and frayed so much it looked post-apocalyptic.
Oh joy, the sound of scaffolding going up outside. Which in turn means hearing builders. Which in turn means dogs going apeshit more than usual.
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Oh joy, the sound of scaffolding going up outside. Which in turn means hearing builders. Which in turn means dogs going apeshit more than usual.
OK, muting the racist football mans name for a month. Ugh. Don't need that living in my feed constantly.
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
OK, muting the racist football mans name for a month. Ugh. Don't need that living in my feed constantly.
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hey smoke detector, play my emergency song
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
hey smoke detector, play my emergency song
I've heard people say Cadburys chocolate has gone downhill, but this is ridiculous. Is this thing on? Hello?
Filming for Cadbury advert on Bristol’s steepest residential street
Production crews added a splash of purple to Vale Street
www.bristol247.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I've heard people say Cadburys chocolate has gone downhill, but this is ridiculous. Is this thing on? Hello?
I heard it's going to be a musical.
if they’re gonna remake Threads (why?) can i insist on one change to the initial premise - they use the accurate figures of projected megatonnes detonated on the UK.
don’t even need to update them to now, the accurate figures from 1984 will do fine.
don’t even need to update them to now, the accurate figures from 1984 will do fine.
Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I heard it's going to be a musical.
I'm all for trams in Bristol, but we won't get 'em.
But yeah, fine. Buses cosplaying as trams would be better than the current regular gridlock during rush hour and if it happens to rain.
#ButMyCar wankers will hate it too ❤️
But yeah, fine. Buses cosplaying as trams would be better than the current regular gridlock during rush hour and if it happens to rain.
#ButMyCar wankers will hate it too ❤️
Trams could finally return to Bristol
But there are plenty of caveats
www.bristol247.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
I'm all for trams in Bristol, but we won't get 'em.
But yeah, fine. Buses cosplaying as trams would be better than the current regular gridlock during rush hour and if it happens to rain.
#ButMyCar wankers will hate it too ❤️
But yeah, fine. Buses cosplaying as trams would be better than the current regular gridlock during rush hour and if it happens to rain.
#ButMyCar wankers will hate it too ❤️
"Use your Diffuser" came from a conversation between the band after Slash came in soaked after getting caught in November Rain.
The 1991 Guns N' Roses album "use your illusion" was originally titled "use your diffuser" in reference to the hairdryer that guitarist Slash used to maintain his lustrous curls
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"Use your Diffuser" came from a conversation between the band after Slash came in soaked after getting caught in November Rain.