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escaped a hello from my neighbor by jumping down the elevator shaft
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
escaped a hello from my neighbor by jumping down the elevator shaft
doing a bad job but giving myself a treat anyway
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
doing a bad job but giving myself a treat anyway
🦌 dumpster 🦌 dover
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
🦌 dumpster 🦌 dover
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
colleagues are in for a treat. i'm making my famous paper shredder coleslaw
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
colleagues are in for a treat. i'm making my famous paper shredder coleslaw
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i know the pigeon led him through a dark and dripping bricked sewer
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
i know the pigeon led him through a dark and dripping bricked sewer
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway
watching in stunned silence while a rube goldberg machine destroys my house and everything in it
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
watching in stunned silence while a rube goldberg machine destroys my house and everything in it
i put the rest of the corn flake in my pocket for later
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
i put the rest of the corn flake in my pocket for later
kids of today will never know tvs went eeeeeeeeeeee
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
kids of today will never know tvs went eeeeeeeeeeee
backed over by the midsize suv of love
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
backed over by the midsize suv of love
why is it always toxic worm zone and never fine lady zone
December 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
why is it always toxic worm zone and never fine lady zone
time to kill before work. time to kill 1000 hell demons
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
time to kill before work. time to kill 1000 hell demons
all-triangle marching band
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
all-triangle marching band
i slept too long and dreamt i got a $206,000 parking ticket
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i slept too long and dreamt i got a $206,000 parking ticket
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the world is growing smaller every day, said the mouse. at first it was so big that I was afraid, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly, and I am in the last chamber already, and there stands the trap that I am running into
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the world is growing smaller every day, said the mouse. at first it was so big that I was afraid, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly, and I am in the last chamber already, and there stands the trap that I am running into
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
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really hope our cat didn't become a megachurch christian while we were out buying beans
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
really hope our cat didn't become a megachurch christian while we were out buying beans
one must imagine sisyphus is having a ball
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
one must imagine sisyphus is having a ball
having a sip at the eyewash station
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
having a sip at the eyewash station
free toaster that plays 30 sec ads before it starts toasting
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
free toaster that plays 30 sec ads before it starts toasting
if you want a bad idea for a breakfast cereal, i'm your man
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
if you want a bad idea for a breakfast cereal, i'm your man
"pets are not allowed on the beds"
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"pets are not allowed on the beds"
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
i'm so sick of hearing about 3
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i'm so sick of hearing about 3
she gruntle on my staff til i Great Place to Work 2025
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
she gruntle on my staff til i Great Place to Work 2025