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Your mum uses chatGPT to write your birthday card
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Your mum uses chatGPT to write your birthday card
hey smoke detector, play my emergency song
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
hey smoke detector, play my emergency song
ugh. fast-forward selecta
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
ugh. fast-forward selecta
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things w legs:
- bears
- coffee table
- leg museum
- bears
- coffee table
- leg museum
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
things w legs:
- bears
- coffee table
- leg museum
- bears
- coffee table
- leg museum
in the dark & using my heightened sense of taste to navigate the food into my mouth
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 AM
in the dark & using my heightened sense of taste to navigate the food into my mouth
hatching thoughts from the egg of the mind
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
hatching thoughts from the egg of the mind
step 1 of bank heist: disguise self as money
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 AM
step 1 of bank heist: disguise self as money
only Big John's Beauty Powder attacks ugliness at the source
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 AM
only Big John's Beauty Powder attacks ugliness at the source
pecking on some floor bits chicken-style
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
pecking on some floor bits chicken-style
tumbleweed of the mind
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
tumbleweed of the mind
the year is 2062. you can finally eat a laser
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 AM
the year is 2062. you can finally eat a laser
i tried to order an orange creamsicle from the garbage truck and it crushed all my fingers
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i tried to order an orange creamsicle from the garbage truck and it crushed all my fingers
microwaving a durian at work
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
microwaving a durian at work
world egg sucking championship to determine greatest grandmother of all time
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
world egg sucking championship to determine greatest grandmother of all time
alarm clock that clobbers you
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
alarm clock that clobbers you
(mortally wounded) gee whiz
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
(mortally wounded) gee whiz
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sometimes i think about laying mr peanut onto a sacrificial stone then bludgeoning him with his fancy little cane
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
sometimes i think about laying mr peanut onto a sacrificial stone then bludgeoning him with his fancy little cane
what corporate mascot do you think tastes best
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
what corporate mascot do you think tastes best
i'm sorry i crushed your gentle spirit. have an egg
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 AM
i'm sorry i crushed your gentle spirit. have an egg
some say the ghost of my fastest lap still haunts trial mountain
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
some say the ghost of my fastest lap still haunts trial mountain