nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus
@nordstrom.bsky.social
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dog lover but not in a weird way
dog lover but not in a weird way
i'm not able to access my dm's on here, on the off chance that anyone has tried sending one. don't want anyone to think i'd ignore them. thanks to the ass backwards legislation my state passed, i'd have to verify my age, which i can't do because i'm a 5,000 parasitic slug from outer space
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i'm not able to access my dm's on here, on the off chance that anyone has tried sending one. don't want anyone to think i'd ignore them. thanks to the ass backwards legislation my state passed, i'd have to verify my age, which i can't do because i'm a 5,000 parasitic slug from outer space
short of breath having a full on panic attack while singing taking care of business
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
short of breath having a full on panic attack while singing taking care of business
ok but wowie zowie though, are we sure that's off the table?
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ok but wowie zowie though, are we sure that's off the table?
feels good but dentists hate me
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
feels good but dentists hate me
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1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
perfection is characterless. that's why i only brush my teeth for one minute instead of two
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
perfection is characterless. that's why i only brush my teeth for one minute instead of two
show me your shame hole
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
show me your shame hole
you think i'm shit for brains but your wrong. i'm sharp as a knife that doesn't hurt
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
you think i'm shit for brains but your wrong. i'm sharp as a knife that doesn't hurt
all i wanna do is (dismantle illegitimate authority) and 🏦💸✨ and take their money
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
all i wanna do is (dismantle illegitimate authority) and 🏦💸✨ and take their money
imagining 96,000 Different Futures in my mind
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
imagining 96,000 Different Futures in my mind
sorry that's too much to ask
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
sorry that's too much to ask
5 guys? you mean me and the four horsemen of the apocalypse?
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
5 guys? you mean me and the four horsemen of the apocalypse?
anything can be trebuchet ammo if you want it to be
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
anything can be trebuchet ammo if you want it to be
where are all my Hell Wishers at?
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
where are all my Hell Wishers at?
i am very danger
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i am very danger
angels on hornseback. sounds like a drug but it's actually an hornderve. ok next one. spring breakneck speed. sounds like a drug but it's neither drug nor hornderve, i made that one up
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
angels on hornseback. sounds like a drug but it's actually an hornderve. ok next one. spring breakneck speed. sounds like a drug but it's neither drug nor hornderve, i made that one up
i sleep with a medieval flail weapon ever since i was piledrived through my coffee table by the ghost of christmas present. not really looking forward to the ghost of christmas past coming this year. if that doesn't make sense, i'm sorry i can't explain the complexities of time traveling
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i sleep with a medieval flail weapon ever since i was piledrived through my coffee table by the ghost of christmas present. not really looking forward to the ghost of christmas past coming this year. if that doesn't make sense, i'm sorry i can't explain the complexities of time traveling
sometimes i try it at home where no one can see me
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
sometimes i try it at home where no one can see me
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November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ
𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
🧱🫷👁️👁️🫸🧱
🧱 👄 🧱
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
🄼🄸🄽🄳
🄿🄰🄻🄰🄲🄴
𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
🧱🫷👁️👁️🫸🧱
🧱 👄 🧱
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let's walk down the low road together
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
let's walk down the low road together
trampled my ass with the horse you rode in on
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
trampled my ass with the horse you rode in on
primal scream therapy in my area
intermediate primal screaming techniques
pontiac dave's best fall squash soup recipe
intermediate primal screaming techniques
pontiac dave's best fall squash soup recipe
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
primal scream therapy in my area
intermediate primal screaming techniques
pontiac dave's best fall squash soup recipe
intermediate primal screaming techniques
pontiac dave's best fall squash soup recipe
if anyone needs help saying something a little more positive, next time try "i can see why they made this timeline, but it's not for me" or "this timeline is fine, but i think we could workshop it a bit"
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if anyone needs help saying something a little more positive, next time try "i can see why they made this timeline, but it's not for me" or "this timeline is fine, but i think we could workshop it a bit"
raw dogging life by only using the "i'm feeling lucky" button to search
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
raw dogging life by only using the "i'm feeling lucky" button to search
some of you should really be asking yourself if you should be posting that on the internet. the answer is yes because it is awesome
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
some of you should really be asking yourself if you should be posting that on the internet. the answer is yes because it is awesome