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dog lover but not in a weird way
dog lover but not in a weird way
people who you wish would tone it down a little with the theatrics
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
people who you wish would tone it down a little with the theatrics
i don't know why i thought i needed to do this, but i did
October 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i don't know why i thought i needed to do this, but i did
fuck me
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
fuck me
smokin doobs and lovin boobs
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
smokin doobs and lovin boobs
let's gooooo
October 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
let's gooooo
this came to me in a vision. michael cera bellum
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
this came to me in a vision. michael cera bellum
character / animal / lyrics / weather
September 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
character / animal / lyrics / weather
i walk into the function and see the princess. i swoon as she slams down a darth maul raspberry brisk.
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i walk into the function and see the princess. i swoon as she slams down a darth maul raspberry brisk.
long live king julien XIII can i get an amen in here
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
long live king julien XIII can i get an amen in here
everything should look something like this
September 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
everything should look something like this
oh he's got em
![[zoomed in to the knees of the bee on a box of honey nut cheerio]
they really mean it when they say bees knees like it's such a cool thing. bees can bend their knees basically however the fuck they want. it's extraordinary. you may even be tempted to gaze over the bees knees and fixate on their shoes. it's easy to do, they have nice shoes too. bees are stylish in general and often have great personalities. many bees go to college and go on to do great things in their communities. my parents were bees. you might think that's ridiculous, you wouldn't be the first. the thing about it is i was adopted. not that far off from being raised by wolves.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qndxcoqgcaawvmj5akaddipq/bafkreidr4djtfby7avjk2l72jdgx3ss537zcdi4lyejud3za3t3umowpqy@jpeg)
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
oh he's got em
FRIDAY, IS HERE‼️
September 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
FRIDAY, IS HERE‼️
how the hell am i supposed to remember this song i forgotten
September 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
how the hell am i supposed to remember this song i forgotten
no caprese
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
no caprese
horseshoe crab entered the chat
September 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
horseshoe crab entered the chat
big news part 2
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
big news part 2