Himbo Deluxe
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Dislocated my assed whole
Gigantic immigrant
Gigantic immigrant
The pussy got me dropping tungsten rods from orbit onto unsuspecting adversaries.
February 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The pussy got me dropping tungsten rods from orbit onto unsuspecting adversaries.
The pussy got me matriculating the ball down the field, 2nd & 4 with 8 minutes left in the half while we go for a quick time out, over to you in the studio fellas.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The pussy got me matriculating the ball down the field, 2nd & 4 with 8 minutes left in the half while we go for a quick time out, over to you in the studio fellas.
What da Australia doin in da speed slate semi final???
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
What da Australia doin in da speed slate semi final???
Pussy had me galloping through a wooded glade
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Pussy had me galloping through a wooded glade
If he wasnt a notorious dead peado we could have seen a Jeffery SchwEpstein official drink tie in
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If he wasnt a notorious dead peado we could have seen a Jeffery SchwEpstein official drink tie in
4x Long Egg on god
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
4x Long Egg on god
They're annihilating my dick and balls later [EDIÇÃO EXTREMAMENTE SEXUAL COM UMA ARMA]
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
They're annihilating my dick and balls later [EDIÇÃO EXTREMAMENTE SEXUAL COM UMA ARMA]
Fresh snow means it's time to go #beastmode
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fresh snow means it's time to go #beastmode
Valentine's day, eh?
Time to post hag for the girls and gays and bis and theys.
Dont ever say old himbo don't do nothin for ya
#HimbOnlyFans
Time to post hag for the girls and gays and bis and theys.
Dont ever say old himbo don't do nothin for ya
#HimbOnlyFans
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Valentine's day, eh?
Time to post hag for the girls and gays and bis and theys.
Dont ever say old himbo don't do nothin for ya
#HimbOnlyFans
Time to post hag for the girls and gays and bis and theys.
Dont ever say old himbo don't do nothin for ya
#HimbOnlyFans
I found a demon in my shorts and his name is Paulissimo and the long and the shorts of it is i think he's the one who's been shittin my pants
February 14, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I found a demon in my shorts and his name is Paulissimo and the long and the shorts of it is i think he's the one who's been shittin my pants
Still think we should all get dangerously into fencing this year. Chat should I go sabre or epee? I'm genuinely big as shit if that helps?
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Still think we should all get dangerously into fencing this year. Chat should I go sabre or epee? I'm genuinely big as shit if that helps?
You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Gendo Ikari but you do have to concede that Shinji was #BITCHMADE
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Gendo Ikari but you do have to concede that Shinji was #BITCHMADE
Finally giving Armoured Core 6 an actual try and this shit slaps. About to close the book on chapter 1 and so far 'double trigger' builds are thoroughly my fave. May experiment with some different shoulder ornaments but being able to rain 16 missiles on a dudes head at the click of a button is sweet
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Finally giving Armoured Core 6 an actual try and this shit slaps. About to close the book on chapter 1 and so far 'double trigger' builds are thoroughly my fave. May experiment with some different shoulder ornaments but being able to rain 16 missiles on a dudes head at the click of a button is sweet
Been singing "I got a pussy full of sand" to the tune of "keep it 100 on the land" from Taylor Swift's "The fate of Ophelia".
Try it some time, you might enjoy it.
Try it some time, you might enjoy it.
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Been singing "I got a pussy full of sand" to the tune of "keep it 100 on the land" from Taylor Swift's "The fate of Ophelia".
Try it some time, you might enjoy it.
Try it some time, you might enjoy it.
Hate it when one of the guys at the urinals doesn't join in with the communal "Yahoo!". Even worse is when one of the cubicle denizens tries to join in. Sickening. We live in a society etc.
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hate it when one of the guys at the urinals doesn't join in with the communal "Yahoo!". Even worse is when one of the cubicle denizens tries to join in. Sickening. We live in a society etc.
You just know that in the 1600s they were all like "my zombussy in bio" lol
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
You just know that in the 1600s they were all like "my zombussy in bio" lol
Some video games are simply too japanese to be played on the Xbox. Gran Turismo, for example.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Some video games are simply too japanese to be played on the Xbox. Gran Turismo, for example.
Sorry man you can't hang out with us if your mech dont run a fission core. Yeah I know you still run nuclear but we're kinda succumbing to the radionuclide induced visions generated by the conflict between our flesh and our implants. I just don't think you'd get it? Craig thinks he can hear god cry.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Sorry man you can't hang out with us if your mech dont run a fission core. Yeah I know you still run nuclear but we're kinda succumbing to the radionuclide induced visions generated by the conflict between our flesh and our implants. I just don't think you'd get it? Craig thinks he can hear god cry.
Babe stand still I'm trying to jam these whelks in your pocket
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Babe stand still I'm trying to jam these whelks in your pocket
Giving birth to a dog later if anyone wants anything
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Giving birth to a dog later if anyone wants anything
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It would be soooo awesome if you people stopped screenshotting and posting every single thing oligarch fascists said on Twitter ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
It would be soooo awesome if you people stopped screenshotting and posting every single thing oligarch fascists said on Twitter ❤️
Few know this, but I'll let you in on a little secret, Prince's Purple Rain is about the affects of 10-15 pints of Guinness & Blackcurrant on the constitution of your stool
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Few know this, but I'll let you in on a little secret, Prince's Purple Rain is about the affects of 10-15 pints of Guinness & Blackcurrant on the constitution of your stool
Gather round children! Gather round! I've pebble dashed the fireplace with a torrent of hungover shits!
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Gather round children! Gather round! I've pebble dashed the fireplace with a torrent of hungover shits!