Martin Nutbeem
@martinnutbeem.bsky.social
Digital Education at University of Bristol. Digital Accessibility & Students as creators. Views my own.
Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my!
Video games on easy mode.
Eclectic music tastes.
He/Him, cishet, jaded.
Punch up, not down. Bigots begone.
Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my!
Video games on easy mode.
Eclectic music tastes.
He/Him, cishet, jaded.
Punch up, not down. Bigots begone.
#Pondlife!
Not sure this is native to British lakes and rivers? Anyway, she's prowling my local duck lake looking hard as nails. The dogs were fascinated by her.
Not sure this is native to British lakes and rivers? Anyway, she's prowling my local duck lake looking hard as nails. The dogs were fascinated by her.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
#Pondlife!
Not sure this is native to British lakes and rivers? Anyway, she's prowling my local duck lake looking hard as nails. The dogs were fascinated by her.
Not sure this is native to British lakes and rivers? Anyway, she's prowling my local duck lake looking hard as nails. The dogs were fascinated by her.
Yeah I'd date a robot...
[another post robot thing, yes]
[another post robot thing, yes]
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Yeah I'd date a robot...
[another post robot thing, yes]
[another post robot thing, yes]
Home again, home again, jiggety jig.
Stopped off at Castle Neroche to give dogs a good walk before the trip home. Bit soggy, very muddy but cracking colours!
Now the washing and drying begins!
Stopped off at Castle Neroche to give dogs a good walk before the trip home. Bit soggy, very muddy but cracking colours!
Now the washing and drying begins!
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Home again, home again, jiggety jig.
Stopped off at Castle Neroche to give dogs a good walk before the trip home. Bit soggy, very muddy but cracking colours!
Now the washing and drying begins!
Stopped off at Castle Neroche to give dogs a good walk before the trip home. Bit soggy, very muddy but cracking colours!
Now the washing and drying begins!
The only first world problem critism I've got with this holiday lodge is all the glasses are tiny. So I'm drinking beer from a gin glass my wife brought.
Classy.
Classy.
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The only first world problem critism I've got with this holiday lodge is all the glasses are tiny. So I'm drinking beer from a gin glass my wife brought.
Classy.
Classy.
I say go for it, but I am on holiday.
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I say go for it, but I am on holiday.
Had a mooch around Seaton beach and Esplanade. Sea was a bit rough and noisy which the dogs were not too sure about.
Ginny hated the shale and pebbles. So we had to walk the concrete path rather than the beach. Billy didn't care either way.
Ginny hated the shale and pebbles. So we had to walk the concrete path rather than the beach. Billy didn't care either way.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Had a mooch around Seaton beach and Esplanade. Sea was a bit rough and noisy which the dogs were not too sure about.
Ginny hated the shale and pebbles. So we had to walk the concrete path rather than the beach. Billy didn't care either way.
Ginny hated the shale and pebbles. So we had to walk the concrete path rather than the beach. Billy didn't care either way.
No thanks, gives me gastric reflux.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
No thanks, gives me gastric reflux.
East Bristol dog folks. St George Park 2pm.
Some of the dog owners we're friends with are raising money for Bristol Animal Rescue Centre selling cakes and home made dog treats.
Our house has stunk of cakes and peanut butter dog biscuits all week.
Donation link in next post.
Some of the dog owners we're friends with are raising money for Bristol Animal Rescue Centre selling cakes and home made dog treats.
Our house has stunk of cakes and peanut butter dog biscuits all week.
Donation link in next post.
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
East Bristol dog folks. St George Park 2pm.
Some of the dog owners we're friends with are raising money for Bristol Animal Rescue Centre selling cakes and home made dog treats.
Our house has stunk of cakes and peanut butter dog biscuits all week.
Donation link in next post.
Some of the dog owners we're friends with are raising money for Bristol Animal Rescue Centre selling cakes and home made dog treats.
Our house has stunk of cakes and peanut butter dog biscuits all week.
Donation link in next post.
Trip sitting Billy. Yeah. I said it. He's been so stressed out with fireworks recently we've chatted to vets and he's on a cocktail of stuff. Well it's worked but I just spent 20 mins in the garden with him while he gouched out.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trip sitting Billy. Yeah. I said it. He's been so stressed out with fireworks recently we've chatted to vets and he's on a cocktail of stuff. Well it's worked but I just spent 20 mins in the garden with him while he gouched out.
A carved Manglewurzel would shit all over any pumpkin, turnip or swede in the eldritch carved veg heads stakes any day.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
A carved Manglewurzel would shit all over any pumpkin, turnip or swede in the eldritch carved veg heads stakes any day.
How many works of art have that kind of lasting impact?
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
How many works of art have that kind of lasting impact?
Ok, I'll bite. What's up with all the Ozymanding?
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ok, I'll bite. What's up with all the Ozymanding?
- Pronounces it "Bucket".
- Insists people "Listen very carefully, I will say this only once."
- Doesn't like it up her.
- Calls everyone a Plonker
- Gets small dogs and landline phones muddled up.
- Insists people "Listen very carefully, I will say this only once."
- Doesn't like it up her.
- Calls everyone a Plonker
- Gets small dogs and landline phones muddled up.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
- Pronounces it "Bucket".
- Insists people "Listen very carefully, I will say this only once."
- Doesn't like it up her.
- Calls everyone a Plonker
- Gets small dogs and landline phones muddled up.
- Insists people "Listen very carefully, I will say this only once."
- Doesn't like it up her.
- Calls everyone a Plonker
- Gets small dogs and landline phones muddled up.
Just remembered today is The Outer Worlds 2 day. For all it's problems (and there were LOADS) I utterly adored the first game. Very much looking forward to everyone going to bed so I can play it!
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just remembered today is The Outer Worlds 2 day. For all it's problems (and there were LOADS) I utterly adored the first game. Very much looking forward to everyone going to bed so I can play it!
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Another one? I can't keep up...
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Another one? I can't keep up...
But, that means...
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
But, that means...
Posties dropped off some new goodies!
Been meaning to get Ectopic Beats by our very own @drrubberfunk.bsky.social for a while. I dont even own a tape deck now but look at it! 😍
Still got the Bandcamp download, obvs. Recommended!
Looking forward to listening to The Herbaliser Band CD too.
Been meaning to get Ectopic Beats by our very own @drrubberfunk.bsky.social for a while. I dont even own a tape deck now but look at it! 😍
Still got the Bandcamp download, obvs. Recommended!
Looking forward to listening to The Herbaliser Band CD too.
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Posties dropped off some new goodies!
Been meaning to get Ectopic Beats by our very own @drrubberfunk.bsky.social for a while. I dont even own a tape deck now but look at it! 😍
Still got the Bandcamp download, obvs. Recommended!
Looking forward to listening to The Herbaliser Band CD too.
Been meaning to get Ectopic Beats by our very own @drrubberfunk.bsky.social for a while. I dont even own a tape deck now but look at it! 😍
Still got the Bandcamp download, obvs. Recommended!
Looking forward to listening to The Herbaliser Band CD too.
Always alert. Won't shut up about people walking near the house. Can hear a packet of cheese being opened from 4 miles away. Barks at everything from 6pm to midnight. Ignores your commands if squirrels are out.
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Always alert. Won't shut up about people walking near the house. Can hear a packet of cheese being opened from 4 miles away. Barks at everything from 6pm to midnight. Ignores your commands if squirrels are out.
The moral of the story is if they resort to memes misquoting statues, they're weirdos.
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The moral of the story is if they resort to memes misquoting statues, they're weirdos.
A few notes:
1. Socrates didn't say this.
2. The anonymous quote uses slander not "insults".
3. Eric Trump used the slander version, congrats on misquoting Eric Trump.
4. Statue memes do not give the gravitas you think they do, any arsehole can make them (see below).
1. Socrates didn't say this.
2. The anonymous quote uses slander not "insults".
3. Eric Trump used the slander version, congrats on misquoting Eric Trump.
4. Statue memes do not give the gravitas you think they do, any arsehole can make them (see below).
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A few notes:
1. Socrates didn't say this.
2. The anonymous quote uses slander not "insults".
3. Eric Trump used the slander version, congrats on misquoting Eric Trump.
4. Statue memes do not give the gravitas you think they do, any arsehole can make them (see below).
1. Socrates didn't say this.
2. The anonymous quote uses slander not "insults".
3. Eric Trump used the slander version, congrats on misquoting Eric Trump.
4. Statue memes do not give the gravitas you think they do, any arsehole can make them (see below).
While not the greatest poster, allow me to tell you about David Hasselhoff playing Captain Hook in Bristol.
2011 was the last time I visited Panto I think. I am not a fan but had a small child so we did dutiful parenting and shelled out a lot of money to see The Hoff. The panto was fine.
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2011 was the last time I visited Panto I think. I am not a fan but had a small child so we did dutiful parenting and shelled out a lot of money to see The Hoff. The panto was fine.
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October 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
While not the greatest poster, allow me to tell you about David Hasselhoff playing Captain Hook in Bristol.
2011 was the last time I visited Panto I think. I am not a fan but had a small child so we did dutiful parenting and shelled out a lot of money to see The Hoff. The panto was fine.
1/
2011 was the last time I visited Panto I think. I am not a fan but had a small child so we did dutiful parenting and shelled out a lot of money to see The Hoff. The panto was fine.
1/