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Jason Heeley
@jaseheeley.bsky.social
Illustrator. Also has a paying job.
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Don't mind me, I'm just reposting some art so I can make it my pinned post...
I mean given the apparent scale of Epstein's network, it looks like the safest thing to do would be to bang up ALL very rich people until we can work out exactly who the real dangers are.
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by Jason Heeley
In need of art. Post more please.

Current state of *gestures to everything* is getting me down. Let's share more and more of humans being creative.
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
There's nothing godly about those jeans, Cliff. You won't be invited to the vicarage looking like that. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Can't even be arsed to stand up, eh Sarstedt? Yeah, no worries, I wouldn't for this shit either. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Of course she gets wolf-whistles David, it's 1976 and nobody with a high level of testosterone has any fucking decorum. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The more I hear this song, the more I doubt this "Fernando" character was a genuine revolutionary. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Cliff, you realise you're doing the sales pitch for the other team, yeah? #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You don't get to talk through songs like this unless it's Christmas and you're Johnny Mathis, pal. Sling yer 'ook! #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
"I wish I was lying in the arms of Mary, rather than in the combine harvester that did my hair". #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Absolutely not getting closer to you mate. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I doubt you've tried *that* hard, Barry. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Pretty certain the melody for this 'influenced' Bread's '77 hit "Lost Without Your Love". #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Les Gray's bins* here are fucking phenomenal. #TOTP

*Glasses.
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I bet it has Almond, you dirty old... oh, never mind. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Honestly, I can never hear the name "Mick Hucknall" without immediately thinking "I miss TV Go Home". #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oh fuck! I thought she was singing "chippy tea, ta!" in a Swedish accent! #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Five dancers sharing two outfits. Frequent industrial action meant we had to make do in the '70s. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Car 67 is a stone cold classic and I will brook no dissent! #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Step away from the young ladies Read, the last thing we need is... oh, I give up. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Step away from the bongos Read, the last thing we need is another calypso incident. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
No, YOU F.O. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
No smartarse comments from me, this just reminds me of quite what a brilliant ear-opener the 1991 Sound of the Suburbs CD compilation was. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Personally, I hope Billy O gave you each a monumental shoeing for this. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
This sounds horribly like something we'd have collectively murdered in compulsory music lessons at school, sorry lads. #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Had to ask the missus who the young lady presenter wearing the driving glove was. #OldFart #TOTP
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM