Jason Heeley
@jaseheeley.bsky.social
Intermittent illustrator and cat treat administrator. Sumptuously upholstered.
Always do. Lessons learned during my time in the legions.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Always do. Lessons learned during my time in the legions.
Hah! Not beyond the titles no, just betraying my philistinism!
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hah! Not beyond the titles no, just betraying my philistinism!
Ooh - will do, cheers mate! Had the obligatory veggie fry-up at Little Devils cafe earlier too.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Ooh - will do, cheers mate! Had the obligatory veggie fry-up at Little Devils cafe earlier too.
It’s still mild enough here - I spotted a couple of swimmers and a windsurfer.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It’s still mild enough here - I spotted a couple of swimmers and a windsurfer.
As an ageing white man, I'll be placated when charlatans, swindlers, thin-skinned manbabies, Randian freaks and any number of other regressive, morally-bankrupt shits no longer get to set any poltical, economic or social agenda.
I'm pretty certain I'll die unplacated, but there's always hope.
I'm pretty certain I'll die unplacated, but there's always hope.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
As an ageing white man, I'll be placated when charlatans, swindlers, thin-skinned manbabies, Randian freaks and any number of other regressive, morally-bankrupt shits no longer get to set any poltical, economic or social agenda.
I'm pretty certain I'll die unplacated, but there's always hope.
I'm pretty certain I'll die unplacated, but there's always hope.
You deserve a spell in the penne-tentiary for that one mate!
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You deserve a spell in the penne-tentiary for that one mate!
Hah! I did consider putting an asterisk in it, but I wasn't feeling that sneaky.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hah! I did consider putting an asterisk in it, but I wasn't feeling that sneaky.
Basically what I see if I visit someone's timeline and all they do is post their Wordle scores.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Basically what I see if I visit someone's timeline and all they do is post their Wordle scores.
Shine! I meant shine! Bloody autocorrect!
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shine! I meant shine! Bloody autocorrect!
This is clearly Ian Levine's time to shite.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is clearly Ian Levine's time to shite.
What's wrong with having a nice, cosy recreation of the horrors of the Western Front? I don't kmow what's wrong with people these days.
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What's wrong with having a nice, cosy recreation of the horrors of the Western Front? I don't kmow what's wrong with people these days.
It's always nice to shed a bit of art rust.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's always nice to shed a bit of art rust.
I think you're confusing "data" with "cobblers".
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think you're confusing "data" with "cobblers".
I'll have to prioritise it, although it looks like eBay is currently the best option - at least until the BFI finally open their new online shop.
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'll have to prioritise it, although it looks like eBay is currently the best option - at least until the BFI finally open their new online shop.
Sad news indeed, although you have reminded me I really need to buy a copy of The Appointment.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sad news indeed, although you have reminded me I really need to buy a copy of The Appointment.
London's answer to Grizzly Adams. Although his bear-avoidance game wasn't up to much, obviously.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
London's answer to Grizzly Adams. Although his bear-avoidance game wasn't up to much, obviously.
And "Grayling, Raab, and Truss" sounds like a very nasty firm of Dickensian solicitors.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
And "Grayling, Raab, and Truss" sounds like a very nasty firm of Dickensian solicitors.
Any time now, I'm sure. He is paid to provide "expert political analysis", after all.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Any time now, I'm sure. He is paid to provide "expert political analysis", after all.
That bloody prompt was winding me right up too. It still occasionally pops up in the iPad OS version, despite having been toggled off. It's not a problem on my desktop, I use Sumatra (free and open-source).
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
That bloody prompt was winding me right up too. It still occasionally pops up in the iPad OS version, despite having been toggled off. It's not a problem on my desktop, I use Sumatra (free and open-source).
No problem, it's a potentially very expensive minefield - glad it helped!
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
No problem, it's a potentially very expensive minefield - glad it helped!
...as the inks can thicken or dry if not used for weeks/months and cleaning the print heads can be extremely tricky.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
...as the inks can thicken or dry if not used for weeks/months and cleaning the print heads can be extremely tricky.