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Here are some giftable things I have in my shop for under £25. First up: peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4413...
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They should arm the foxes
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Doxing Bay
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Couple of guys were fighting in the street and neither of them spoke English or Arabic as their first language. One of them forgot the word "bastard" so screamed at his foe "YOU HAVE ONE MAMA, MANY BABA"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Who would be the one human? I vote for Woman Who Urinates Herself
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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please help my friends out if you can i was supposed to help out today and now i cant cant cause im ill myself thanks to yet another creepy harassing man following me onw home👍
Hey everyone, I hate asking especially rn so close to Christmas, but I've been off my meds for 4 days now with little hope of getting them before Christmas.

Any assistance with getting something to help me sleep would be really, really appreciated 🥺🙏

Paypal.me/ogsophiegee
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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this looks genuinely good, non police affiliated and it looks like they need volunteers in case anyone is looking for a volunteering opportunity for the new year
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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it's social me-dia not social you-dia
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Playing our favourite Christmas game of watching any Christmas film from the early 2000s and taking a drink every time something has aged terribly.
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Hey friends! Please consider a Christmas donation to Esse House, doing incredible work delivering help to people who really need it right now

❤️
We exist to better the outcomes and reduce the social isolation of gender-diverse individuals by providing the opportunities and support they really need.

If you have a little to spare to support our work, send us a gift this Christmas 🎄 🏳️‍⚧️

essehouse.co.uk/send-us-a-gift
Esse House UK
essehouse.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
She's lovely really, she just can't tolerate feeling like she's not being Useful
Argh mother in law came into kitchen and insisted on helping. Making partner be in there with her instead and tell her where everything is
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Argh mother in law came into kitchen and insisted on helping. Making partner be in there with her instead and tell her where everything is
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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If JK really cared about the integrity of women's sport why are Quidditch teams mixed?
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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merry christmas and death to the US
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The new Wallace and Gromit is a bit dark...
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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every journalist whose brain has been cooked by social media eventually writes this column about how it's morally wrong to stop inviting them over
Yeah, no thanks.

Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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'Tiny Tim' alright 'Oversized Bob'. See? Not so nice, is it?
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Brilliant how at this time of year Ali you ever hear are the same fifty shit songs on a constant loop
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Raging. Just put the bins out, then I heard a crash and saw Sir Keir Starmer running away wearing nothing but a Santa hat
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I'm at kier starmer's for christmas. bit worried. he's gone glassy eyed and keeps telling me about his "fuck box". says it's upstairs and I should come and have a look at it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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My aunt works at number 10 and says it reeks of burning shit because Starmer put another "log" on the fire
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I just tutted so witheringly that a woman on the Picadilly line stopped playing videos out loud on her phone.

I’m drunk on power.
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thinking about how in Yankistan being on a boat is shorthand for doing wealth display. Here you're spending time on a slightly weird hobby
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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My bluesky wrapped says I posted a normal amount of times
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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hey aren't you that website that keeps asking for money for your important journalism
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM