Now that’s what I call gender
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Now that’s what I call gender
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Keep being shown horny fan edits of the mongolian wrestler from physical asia and I’ve not even watched it yet. My phone knows me too well
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Keep being shown horny fan edits of the mongolian wrestler from physical asia and I’ve not even watched it yet. My phone knows me too well
Time to clean my kitchen
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Time to clean my kitchen
Keep being forced to see that musk video. Why does he look like that
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Keep being forced to see that musk video. Why does he look like that
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No offence but you seem like someone who would get duped into being trapped in the mirror realm by their own reflection
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
No offence but you seem like someone who would get duped into being trapped in the mirror realm by their own reflection
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When i was in trade school i ate a bunch of shrooms and got in line for pizza at the caf. Line was long but someone threw out a WHOLE slice so i took it out of the trash and ate it, absolutely pinging on mushrooms. Teacher saw me and organized a food drive for me bc she say me eat from the trash
October 27, 2023 at 3:36 AM
When i was in trade school i ate a bunch of shrooms and got in line for pizza at the caf. Line was long but someone threw out a WHOLE slice so i took it out of the trash and ate it, absolutely pinging on mushrooms. Teacher saw me and organized a food drive for me bc she say me eat from the trash
Cannot explain how much I want this. I feel maternal towards it
Blanche Georgiana Vulliamy (1869 – 1923) was an English Belgian ceramic artist, painter, and writer.
She worked mainly as a designer of art pottery and is best known for her work portraying bats, goblins, and other nice lil guys, like this Torquay Pottery goblin vase, c. 1905.
#WomensArt
She worked mainly as a designer of art pottery and is best known for her work portraying bats, goblins, and other nice lil guys, like this Torquay Pottery goblin vase, c. 1905.
#WomensArt
November 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Cannot explain how much I want this. I feel maternal towards it
I LIVED IT: walked in front of my partner and he honked both booty cheeks and chanted GRAB THE WIFE! GRAB THE WIFE!
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I LIVED IT: walked in front of my partner and he honked both booty cheeks and chanted GRAB THE WIFE! GRAB THE WIFE!
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Would love to experience a lie in again one day
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Would love to experience a lie in again one day
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Have YOU listened to Heat by Nuovo Testamento today? 🫵🏻
August 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Have YOU listened to Heat by Nuovo Testamento today? 🫵🏻
Just remembered someone thinking I was 28 last night. 33 in a few weeks 😮💨
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Just remembered someone thinking I was 28 last night. 33 in a few weeks 😮💨
Imagine someone disliking a selfie
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Imagine someone disliking a selfie
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Happy Hallowe’en! 🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Happy Hallowe’en! 🎃👻
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Godspeed You! Fucking Weirdo
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Godspeed You! Fucking Weirdo
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I love my wife, who is doomed to eternal torment in hell
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I love my wife, who is doomed to eternal torment in hell
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Not my fave of all time but a seasonally appropriate one
October 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Not my fave of all time but a seasonally appropriate one
The other day I spilled dry food all over the floor and now that I have two cats it felt very much like scrabbling around to pick up coins before the tigers got you on fort boyard
The other night the Dreamies got knocked over and went everywhere. I'd never seen Howard move so quickly. Since then he's been hanging about in that spot and gets very excited if we go to near it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The other day I spilled dry food all over the floor and now that I have two cats it felt very much like scrabbling around to pick up coins before the tigers got you on fort boyard
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Damn girl the prophecy foretells all that ass
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Damn girl the prophecy foretells all that ass
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Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones