father christmass
@tinycats.bsky.social
cat enjoyer (she/her)
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I can’t reply to everyone cos my phones going mental but thank you to everyone who’s shared or messaged from the bottom of my heart 🙏
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can’t reply to everyone cos my phones going mental but thank you to everyone who’s shared or messaged from the bottom of my heart 🙏
The prick who ruined Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The prick who ruined Christmas
I have genuine nightmares about stuff like this happening. I cannot fathom it
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I have genuine nightmares about stuff like this happening. I cannot fathom it
Massive long shot but is there anyone on here who lives in/near Cardiff, has a drone and would be willing to help me find my cat today? She got out at some point yesterday whilst we were away and we spotted her on a nearby roof this morning but she’s now disappeared. Please share
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Massive long shot but is there anyone on here who lives in/near Cardiff, has a drone and would be willing to help me find my cat today? She got out at some point yesterday whilst we were away and we spotted her on a nearby roof this morning but she’s now disappeared. Please share
Christmas fit. Excuse the weird hand
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Christmas fit. Excuse the weird hand
Got a buzzball in my stocking
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Got a buzzball in my stocking
Merry Christmas dickheads 🩷
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Merry Christmas dickheads 🩷
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Brian Zick, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Brian Zick, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s
The angel christkindl has got me pyjamas with meerkats on, legend
December 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The angel christkindl has got me pyjamas with meerkats on, legend
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"Santa Shagged Me Missus" has skyrocketed to the top of the UK charts
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Santa Shagged Me Missus" has skyrocketed to the top of the UK charts
For someone who says they don’t particularly like wine I sure have drunk a lot of wine the last few days
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For someone who says they don’t particularly like wine I sure have drunk a lot of wine the last few days
Made this gingerbread and lemon cake today. Feel like it looks like a load of dead people on a mountain
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Made this gingerbread and lemon cake today. Feel like it looks like a load of dead people on a mountain
Finally, thank you 🙏
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Finally, thank you 🙏
Hiding (festively)
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hiding (festively)
Like seriously how the fuck are people still talking about avatar
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Like seriously how the fuck are people still talking about avatar
I have to go to the midlands today🧍🏼♀️
December 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I have to go to the midlands today🧍🏼♀️
Whoooo gives a fuck about avatar
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Whoooo gives a fuck about avatar
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Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"
Yule log in a big clear plastic box is now being referred to by my mother as ‘Snow White in her coffin’
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yule log in a big clear plastic box is now being referred to by my mother as ‘Snow White in her coffin’
The sight of these tractors reduced my mum to tears
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The sight of these tractors reduced my mum to tears
Seeing my parents in the west country today which naturally means I’m being taken to some kind of Christmas tractor parade later
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Seeing my parents in the west country today which naturally means I’m being taken to some kind of Christmas tractor parade later
Keep seeing people say the guy who battered Tate was on love island but he was actually on too hot to handle which is arguably even worse
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Keep seeing people say the guy who battered Tate was on love island but he was actually on too hot to handle which is arguably even worse