brian
onioncereal.bsky.social
brian
@onioncereal.bsky.social
forklift operator
"we live in hitler universe" - porous
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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writing a novel about someone who mainly just goes to work and the store
September 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
since I found out I haven't given too much thought about leaving this place. but I went and signed my initials in a hidden spot & it started hitting me all at once, it's a lot
February 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Flea infestations come at you fast.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
just checked my retirement account balance for the first time..whoa mama
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
sitting on the brick wall outside sunning myself like a lizard
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
😳
In the 70s, Sharp had a series of "Latte case" boomboxes; as the line went on, more and more got put into it, like TVs. One of the last in the line was the RatecaPuter - a latte-case boombox with a 2KB computer that could run SHARP Basic programs off of the built in tape deck.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
forgot that our coworker who left last month is bringing us lunch today, that's a W
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It's Friday. Here's Why That May Be A Good Thing - The Atlantic
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
after a hot winter it's finally starting to get cold but it's too late to set up my heater tonight, gonna have to bundle up
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Dreamed of a dance involving folded hands, in a culture in which it was shameful for men to be seen with their hands folded in public. Quel frisson...
September 26, 2023 at 1:14 PM
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quick little round tree

#pixelart #ドット絵
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 AM
nephew came into the kitchen while I was making myself a sandwich so now I'm making him a patty melt
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
been slacking with cooking dinner on weeknights because I've been getting home later and haven't adjusted my grocery shopping schedule accordingly 🤦
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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kinda surprised that sign twirling robots never took off. the first time I saw one I laughed so much that it felt like I was going to pass out
December 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
it sucks that people have started talking about tyler austin harper on here now too
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
saw a car with the license plate "URBN PLN" parked near some municipal government offices
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Wow
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
boorishly gulping down various lunch items
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
got a spam email from "beauregard antwine", what an incredible name
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Oh nice you have both a twitter and bluesky that's sick, It would be a shame if out of laziness you were reposting the same content on each instead of curating two separate and tonally distinct oeuvres
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
hit a new PB for number of lines picked yesterday even though I took like 6 extra breaks
February 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
there's a chapter where instead of describing a woman one of the characters falls in love with he leaves a couple pages blank so you can make up your own dream girl
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
r/membrumflaccidum
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
just found them 2 feet away from where I was looking for them. they were on a workbench I don't use very often, where they've been sitting for several months
thought I had a "new old stock" pair of glasses somewhere but the only other one I could find is my old pair that's epoxied together after I got hit in the face with something
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 AM