brian
onioncereal.bsky.social
brian
@onioncereal.bsky.social
forklift operator
Today, sack is sometimes seen included in the name of some sherries, such as the Williams & Humbert brand "Dry Sack".[2]
February 11, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I Let My Son Start an Instagram for Our Dog. I Don’t Like What I’m Seeing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I should watch my dinner with andre again, when I saw it a long time ago I was on team wally but what if I've become more of an andre since then
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
at some point I gave up on pruning followers to get rid of accounts who follow like 10,000 people and only RT the news & now I have too many to start doing it again
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
on the bus with the annoying guy from previous posts but he hasn't done anything annoying yet. maybe he's not so bad after all..
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
only 30 minutes left so there's no point in starting anything new today. time to loaf
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
these last few orders are so nasty, everything is covered in dust and there's pretty much no hope of stacking things in a neat fashion
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by brian
DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog.
ME: Woow
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
raining today..I didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
one coworker is here so I get to do stuff today
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
ready for fucken Tuesday?
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 AM
been experimenting with scrimshaw a little and the results haven't been good enough to post yet but I think I came across a good recipe for filling in the lines
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
those kids' letters from immigration detention are so heartbreaking man. can't imagine having any children in your life and still being able to think doing this to people is good or even that it's regrettable but necessary
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
not saying I want it to happen but it would be funny if I end up being the only one at work again tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
don't make me tap the sign!
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
frogs making an impressive showing tonight
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
sometimes I want to jaywalk but I already pushed the button and I'm like well I'd hate to make someone wait at a red light for no reason
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
heard peter bjorn & john - "young folks" for the first time in who knows how long, wouldn't call it a banger but certainly a blast from the past
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
instead of finding a new job I'm going to use all my savings to become a vtuber
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
those websites that let you become a scottish lord by buying 1 square foot of land in scotland fell off
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I like that this is the way they're covering his post when (i) that's not going to happen either and (ii) right at the end he says he's still going to land on mars within a few years
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
the amount of ai generated gay porn on here is pretty funny, maybe theyre doing other kinds but I have yet to see it
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
yesterday at the hardware store I saw a tool for removing wallpaper called "the paper tiger"
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
this is all I can think of when people talk about the old internet
bringing back the thing where someone talks about something that occurred in their life and you respond with "I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for $500, alex"
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
someone in a direct leadership role towards me should tell me I can go home early
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM