brian
onioncereal.bsky.social
brian
@onioncereal.bsky.social
forklift operator
ready for fucken Tuesday?
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 AM
been experimenting with scrimshaw a little and the results haven't been good enough to post yet but I think I came across a good recipe for filling in the lines
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
those kids' letters from immigration detention are so heartbreaking man. can't imagine having any children in your life and still being able to think doing this to people is good or even that it's regrettable but necessary
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
not saying I want it to happen but it would be funny if I end up being the only one at work again tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
don't make me tap the sign!
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
frogs making an impressive showing tonight
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
sometimes I want to jaywalk but I already pushed the button and I'm like well I'd hate to make someone wait at a red light for no reason
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
heard peter bjorn & john - "young folks" for the first time in who knows how long, wouldn't call it a banger but certainly a blast from the past
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
instead of finding a new job I'm going to use all my savings to become a vtuber
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
those websites that let you become a scottish lord by buying 1 square foot of land in scotland fell off
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I like that this is the way they're covering his post when (i) that's not going to happen either and (ii) right at the end he says he's still going to land on mars within a few years
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 16h
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
the amount of ai generated gay porn on here is pretty funny, maybe theyre doing other kinds but I have yet to see it
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
yesterday at the hardware store I saw a tool for removing wallpaper called "the paper tiger"
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
this is all I can think of when people talk about the old internet
bringing back the thing where someone talks about something that occurred in their life and you respond with "I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for $500, alex"
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
someone in a direct leadership role towards me should tell me I can go home early
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
pizza tower
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Lol
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
feels like I'm doing myself a disservice by spending any time thinking about it but I wonder if laura loomer is the unnamed person at the center of the latest intelligence controversy
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
one coworker is off today and the other was sick on friday so I don't know if he'll show up. it'll be funny if it's just me because we aren't supposed to use the forklifts alone
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
at a part in tristram shandy where he's recounting the tale of the minister getting a hot chestnut stuck in his codpiece
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
the cleaners used the wrong setting for the alarm so I set it off when I got to work. then the cops showed up and left a false alarm report on the door, they must not have seen me
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
today is vanessas birthday, 2 years ago I messaged her to say I hoped she was enjoying the trip she took every year around that time and didn't hear back. later I found out that she was already gone by then
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 AM
nice
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
probably made too many potatoes but I can make a nice vinegar potato salad with whatever's left
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Also in response to the swine flu, an automatic, motion-detecting holy-water dispenser was invented and installed in an Italian church in 2009.[14]
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM