seems that my new air purifier's auto setting actually does work like this, it's lowkey humiliating
I know those bathroom air fresheners are probably just on a timer but I'm always like oh great, I set off the stink detector 😔
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
seems that my new air purifier's auto setting actually does work like this, it's lowkey humiliating
forgot my pimento cheese sandwich at work and even if it doesn't spoil by tuesday it'll probably still be hella nasty 😔
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
forgot my pimento cheese sandwich at work and even if it doesn't spoil by tuesday it'll probably still be hella nasty 😔
30 more monutes till 3 day weekend 👍
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
30 more monutes till 3 day weekend 👍
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not a great pic but this was a really interesting small bee or wasp
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
not a great pic but this was a really interesting small bee or wasp
"we live in hitler universe" - porous
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"we live in hitler universe" - porous
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writing a novel about someone who mainly just goes to work and the store
September 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
writing a novel about someone who mainly just goes to work and the store
since I found out I haven't given too much thought about leaving this place. but I went and signed my initials in a hidden spot & it started hitting me all at once, it's a lot
February 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
since I found out I haven't given too much thought about leaving this place. but I went and signed my initials in a hidden spot & it started hitting me all at once, it's a lot
Flea infestations come at you fast.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Flea infestations come at you fast.
just checked my retirement account balance for the first time..whoa mama
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
just checked my retirement account balance for the first time..whoa mama
sitting on the brick wall outside sunning myself like a lizard
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
sitting on the brick wall outside sunning myself like a lizard
😳
In the 70s, Sharp had a series of "Latte case" boomboxes; as the line went on, more and more got put into it, like TVs. One of the last in the line was the RatecaPuter - a latte-case boombox with a 2KB computer that could run SHARP Basic programs off of the built in tape deck.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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forgot that our coworker who left last month is bringing us lunch today, that's a W
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
forgot that our coworker who left last month is bringing us lunch today, that's a W
It's Friday. Here's Why That May Be A Good Thing - The Atlantic
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It's Friday. Here's Why That May Be A Good Thing - The Atlantic
after a hot winter it's finally starting to get cold but it's too late to set up my heater tonight, gonna have to bundle up
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
after a hot winter it's finally starting to get cold but it's too late to set up my heater tonight, gonna have to bundle up
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Dreamed of a dance involving folded hands, in a culture in which it was shameful for men to be seen with their hands folded in public. Quel frisson...
September 26, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Dreamed of a dance involving folded hands, in a culture in which it was shameful for men to be seen with their hands folded in public. Quel frisson...
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February 13, 2026 at 7:26 AM
nephew came into the kitchen while I was making myself a sandwich so now I'm making him a patty melt
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
nephew came into the kitchen while I was making myself a sandwich so now I'm making him a patty melt
been slacking with cooking dinner on weeknights because I've been getting home later and haven't adjusted my grocery shopping schedule accordingly 🤦
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
been slacking with cooking dinner on weeknights because I've been getting home later and haven't adjusted my grocery shopping schedule accordingly 🤦
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kinda surprised that sign twirling robots never took off. the first time I saw one I laughed so much that it felt like I was going to pass out
December 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
kinda surprised that sign twirling robots never took off. the first time I saw one I laughed so much that it felt like I was going to pass out
it sucks that people have started talking about tyler austin harper on here now too
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
it sucks that people have started talking about tyler austin harper on here now too
saw a car with the license plate "URBN PLN" parked near some municipal government offices
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
saw a car with the license plate "URBN PLN" parked near some municipal government offices
boorishly gulping down various lunch items
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
boorishly gulping down various lunch items
got a spam email from "beauregard antwine", what an incredible name
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
got a spam email from "beauregard antwine", what an incredible name