instead of finding a new job I'm going to use all my savings to become a vtuber
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
instead of finding a new job I'm going to use all my savings to become a vtuber
those websites that let you become a scottish lord by buying 1 square foot of land in scotland fell off
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
those websites that let you become a scottish lord by buying 1 square foot of land in scotland fell off
I like that this is the way they're covering his post when (i) that's not going to happen either and (ii) right at the end he says he's still going to land on mars within a few years
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I like that this is the way they're covering his post when (i) that's not going to happen either and (ii) right at the end he says he's still going to land on mars within a few years
the amount of ai generated gay porn on here is pretty funny, maybe theyre doing other kinds but I have yet to see it
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
the amount of ai generated gay porn on here is pretty funny, maybe theyre doing other kinds but I have yet to see it
yesterday at the hardware store I saw a tool for removing wallpaper called "the paper tiger"
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
yesterday at the hardware store I saw a tool for removing wallpaper called "the paper tiger"
this is all I can think of when people talk about the old internet
bringing back the thing where someone talks about something that occurred in their life and you respond with "I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for $500, alex"
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
this is all I can think of when people talk about the old internet
someone in a direct leadership role towards me should tell me I can go home early
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
someone in a direct leadership role towards me should tell me I can go home early
pizza tower
Pizza Tower; 74 Broadmead Way, Newcastle upon Tyne NE15 6TS, UK https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=54.9752076%2C-1.6849072&query_place_id=ChIJ4QcVpKN3fkgRS_qb_lXTGlk
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
pizza tower
feels like I'm doing myself a disservice by spending any time thinking about it but I wonder if laura loomer is the unnamed person at the center of the latest intelligence controversy
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
feels like I'm doing myself a disservice by spending any time thinking about it but I wonder if laura loomer is the unnamed person at the center of the latest intelligence controversy
one coworker is off today and the other was sick on friday so I don't know if he'll show up. it'll be funny if it's just me because we aren't supposed to use the forklifts alone
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
one coworker is off today and the other was sick on friday so I don't know if he'll show up. it'll be funny if it's just me because we aren't supposed to use the forklifts alone
at a part in tristram shandy where he's recounting the tale of the minister getting a hot chestnut stuck in his codpiece
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
at a part in tristram shandy where he's recounting the tale of the minister getting a hot chestnut stuck in his codpiece
the cleaners used the wrong setting for the alarm so I set it off when I got to work. then the cops showed up and left a false alarm report on the door, they must not have seen me
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
the cleaners used the wrong setting for the alarm so I set it off when I got to work. then the cops showed up and left a false alarm report on the door, they must not have seen me
today is vanessas birthday, 2 years ago I messaged her to say I hoped she was enjoying the trip she took every year around that time and didn't hear back. later I found out that she was already gone by then
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 AM
today is vanessas birthday, 2 years ago I messaged her to say I hoped she was enjoying the trip she took every year around that time and didn't hear back. later I found out that she was already gone by then
probably made too many potatoes but I can make a nice vinegar potato salad with whatever's left
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
probably made too many potatoes but I can make a nice vinegar potato salad with whatever's left
Also in response to the swine flu, an automatic, motion-detecting holy-water dispenser was invented and installed in an Italian church in 2009.[14]
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Also in response to the swine flu, an automatic, motion-detecting holy-water dispenser was invented and installed in an Italian church in 2009.[14]
just had a "best in its class" nose blowing experience
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
just had a "best in its class" nose blowing experience
heading to the hardware store if anybody needs anything
February 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
heading to the hardware store if anybody needs anything
my favorite part of the super bowl is going out in the late afternoon when there are no cars on the road because everyone is at home watching the game
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 AM
my favorite part of the super bowl is going out in the late afternoon when there are no cars on the road because everyone is at home watching the game
during my childhood nostradamus phase I thought it would be a good idea to memorize his plague cure recipe in case the plague ever came back, but it was too complicated
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 AM
during my childhood nostradamus phase I thought it would be a good idea to memorize his plague cure recipe in case the plague ever came back, but it was too complicated
critics have praised how patiently I'm waiting to use the kitchen
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
critics have praised how patiently I'm waiting to use the kitchen
was more careful drilling the holes and they came out better but there's still room for improvement. I made them a little thicker but being wood they're fairly brittle so I don't know if they'd be good for pants or a snug fitting shirt. maybe they'd work on a sweater or a coat
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
was more careful drilling the holes and they came out better but there's still room for improvement. I made them a little thicker but being wood they're fairly brittle so I don't know if they'd be good for pants or a snug fitting shirt. maybe they'd work on a sweater or a coat
going back for more buttons
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
going back for more buttons
what's up with that epstein watch story..am I interpreting it correctly that he was like "hey nevermind I don't want that $50,000 watch anymore, can you just pay for it instead" and the other guy was like "ok sounds good"
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
what's up with that epstein watch story..am I interpreting it correctly that he was like "hey nevermind I don't want that $50,000 watch anymore, can you just pay for it instead" and the other guy was like "ok sounds good"