nephew came into the kitchen while I was making myself a sandwich so now I'm making him a patty melt
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
nephew came into the kitchen while I was making myself a sandwich so now I'm making him a patty melt
been slacking with cooking dinner on weeknights because I've been getting home later and haven't adjusted my grocery shopping schedule accordingly 🤦
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
been slacking with cooking dinner on weeknights because I've been getting home later and haven't adjusted my grocery shopping schedule accordingly 🤦
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kinda surprised that sign twirling robots never took off. the first time I saw one I laughed so much that it felt like I was going to pass out
December 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
kinda surprised that sign twirling robots never took off. the first time I saw one I laughed so much that it felt like I was going to pass out
it sucks that people have started talking about tyler austin harper on here now too
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
it sucks that people have started talking about tyler austin harper on here now too
saw a car with the license plate "URBN PLN" parked near some municipal government offices
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
saw a car with the license plate "URBN PLN" parked near some municipal government offices
boorishly gulping down various lunch items
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
boorishly gulping down various lunch items
got a spam email from "beauregard antwine", what an incredible name
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
got a spam email from "beauregard antwine", what an incredible name
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Oh nice you have both a twitter and bluesky that's sick, It would be a shame if out of laziness you were reposting the same content on each instead of curating two separate and tonally distinct oeuvres
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Oh nice you have both a twitter and bluesky that's sick, It would be a shame if out of laziness you were reposting the same content on each instead of curating two separate and tonally distinct oeuvres
hit a new PB for number of lines picked yesterday even though I took like 6 extra breaks
February 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
hit a new PB for number of lines picked yesterday even though I took like 6 extra breaks
there's a chapter where instead of describing a woman one of the characters falls in love with he leaves a couple pages blank so you can make up your own dream girl
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
there's a chapter where instead of describing a woman one of the characters falls in love with he leaves a couple pages blank so you can make up your own dream girl
just found them 2 feet away from where I was looking for them. they were on a workbench I don't use very often, where they've been sitting for several months
thought I had a "new old stock" pair of glasses somewhere but the only other one I could find is my old pair that's epoxied together after I got hit in the face with something
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 AM
just found them 2 feet away from where I was looking for them. they were on a workbench I don't use very often, where they've been sitting for several months
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as the last thing M.I.A. ever said or did, what a way to go out
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
as the last thing M.I.A. ever said or did, what a way to go out
when I was a kid I hated the simpsons episode where homer becomes 3d because I couldn't bear the thought of him being stuck in the real world separated from his family forever
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
when I was a kid I hated the simpsons episode where homer becomes 3d because I couldn't bear the thought of him being stuck in the real world separated from his family forever
ywn be woken up by elvis in the middle of the night to fly to denver to eat fools gold loaf sandwiches & drink like 5 bottles of champagne each
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 AM
ywn be woken up by elvis in the middle of the night to fly to denver to eat fools gold loaf sandwiches & drink like 5 bottles of champagne each
nothing needs my full attention so it doesn't really matter if I'm tired at work or not. I've been staying up later, not doing much just not going to sleep
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
nothing needs my full attention so it doesn't really matter if I'm tired at work or not. I've been staying up later, not doing much just not going to sleep
even better tonight
frogs making an impressive showing tonight
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
even better tonight
still not really a powered hand tool person but I got a random orbital sander a while ago and it's pretty cool
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
still not really a powered hand tool person but I got a random orbital sander a while ago and it's pretty cool
idk if I'm going to be able to take my floating holidays before I lose them ;_;
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
idk if I'm going to be able to take my floating holidays before I lose them ;_;
haven't had to tie the laces on either of my boots in a couple weeks but both knots just came undone at the same time 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
haven't had to tie the laces on either of my boots in a couple weeks but both knots just came undone at the same time 🤔
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I miss the blogspot music days. You would be like hey guys I just found a new blogspot and it’s full of these obscure Hungarian prog albums you can download and then all your friends would be like “shut up,” and “fuck you”
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I miss the blogspot music days. You would be like hey guys I just found a new blogspot and it’s full of these obscure Hungarian prog albums you can download and then all your friends would be like “shut up,” and “fuck you”
when the company announces a new employees only podcast 2 weeks before you're getting laid off <<<
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
when the company announces a new employees only podcast 2 weeks before you're getting laid off <<<
Today, sack is sometimes seen included in the name of some sherries, such as the Williams & Humbert brand "Dry Sack".[2]
February 11, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Today, sack is sometimes seen included in the name of some sherries, such as the Williams & Humbert brand "Dry Sack".[2]
I Let My Son Start an Instagram for Our Dog. I Don’t Like What I’m Seeing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I Let My Son Start an Instagram for Our Dog. I Don’t Like What I’m Seeing.