brian
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brian
@onioncereal.bsky.social
forklift operator
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unknown caller: "Hello citizen. This is the polar expedition of Noyap Prefontaine. We seek the leylines of oblivion and plenty, which by all indications we are swiftly approaching. Yet we are running out of supplies. Just a few Amazon gift cards should see us through."

me: "Noyap. stay on the line"
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
nick park and nick land, similarly named guys but known for vastly different reasons
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
nick park: I created the wrong trousers in The Wrong Trousers as a cautionary tale
Nike: at long last, we have invented the wrong trousers
February 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
hell yeah
Subway; Plaza C, No. 13 de plaza comercial, San José, Curridabat, José María Zeledón, 11801, Costa Rica https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=9.9218251%2C-84.03731119999999&query_place_id=ChIJ16BdDevjoI8RbdY_OcsrtQM
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
thinking about getting an electric guitar because I don't have one. but I could also just play one of the 1000 instruments I already have & don't play..
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
a song came on and I was like oh this sounds like it could be good but it was just a 15 second car commercial
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
no it's ok, I actually meant to bend back one of my fingernails really far while opening my bottle of boiled linseed oil
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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I would love to own the Bullwinkle watch with a Swiss 17 jewel hand-wound movement
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
lrt I wouldn't call it the worst game ever but I must have played sonic 2 for 40+ hours a week at one point
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
the kid punching the nazi kid is pretty good, not only did he do the right thing but I also have to imagine doing something so cool that it makes people instantly start making fanart of you is probably one of life's greatest triumphs
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
seems that my new air purifier's auto setting actually does work like this, it's lowkey humiliating
I know those bathroom air fresheners are probably just on a timer but I'm always like oh great, I set off the stink detector 😔
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
forgot my pimento cheese sandwich at work and even if it doesn't spoil by tuesday it'll probably still be hella nasty 😔
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
30 more monutes till 3 day weekend 👍
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
not a great pic but this was a really interesting small bee or wasp
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"we live in hitler universe" - porous
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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writing a novel about someone who mainly just goes to work and the store
September 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
since I found out I haven't given too much thought about leaving this place. but I went and signed my initials in a hidden spot & it started hitting me all at once, it's a lot
February 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Flea infestations come at you fast.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
just checked my retirement account balance for the first time..whoa mama
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
sitting on the brick wall outside sunning myself like a lizard
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
😳
In the 70s, Sharp had a series of "Latte case" boomboxes; as the line went on, more and more got put into it, like TVs. One of the last in the line was the RatecaPuter - a latte-case boombox with a 2KB computer that could run SHARP Basic programs off of the built in tape deck.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
forgot that our coworker who left last month is bringing us lunch today, that's a W
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It's Friday. Here's Why That May Be A Good Thing - The Atlantic
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM