brian
onioncereal.bsky.social
brian
@onioncereal.bsky.social
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yeah I guess. I've just kept my follower count near 100-150 for like 10 years so I'm not used to the number being higher
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I Let My Son Start an Instagram for Our Dog. I Don’t Like What I’m Seeing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I should watch my dinner with andre again, when I saw it a long time ago I was on team wally but what if I've become more of an andre since then
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
maybe I will lock in and tackle it some saturday morning when I've had too much coffee
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
at some point I gave up on pruning followers to get rid of accounts who follow like 10,000 people and only RT the news & now I have too many to start doing it again
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Lol
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I like when it's way off the mark or missing important details
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
he already left but I'll be keeping an eye on him
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
on the bus with the annoying guy from previous posts but he hasn't done anything annoying yet. maybe he's not so bad after all..
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I accomplished what I set out to do
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
only 30 minutes left so there's no point in starting anything new today. time to loaf
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
👀
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
these last few orders are so nasty, everything is covered in dust and there's pretty much no hope of stacking things in a neat fashion
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by brian
DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog.
ME: Woow
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
🤞🤞
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
raining today..I didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
one coworker is here so I get to do stuff today
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
ready for fucken Tuesday?
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 AM
been experimenting with scrimshaw a little and the results haven't been good enough to post yet but I think I came across a good recipe for filling in the lines
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
those kids' letters from immigration detention are so heartbreaking man. can't imagine having any children in your life and still being able to think doing this to people is good or even that it's regrettable but necessary
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
the first example that comes to mind is this guy I knew who did a double major in physics & mathematics which I had wanted to do but couldn't. other than that admiration & denial I mostly just felt stupid and embarrassed
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I'd be rooting for arthur of course but I think doug is a couple years older and at those ages it counts for a lot
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I was taught that it meant wishing you had something someone else has and they didn't, and I never experienced that so I pretty much just never thought about it again. but what you're describing sounds a lot more familiar
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 AM
not saying I want it to happen but it would be funny if I end up being the only one at work again tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
don't make me tap the sign!
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM