Dude it looks like you have Lick My Balls, and pitting edema
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Dude it looks like you have Lick My Balls, and pitting edema
Should I go to work on farm in Romania as a means of escape?
January 22, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Should I go to work on farm in Romania as a means of escape?
Searing white-hot embarrassment for sir?
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Searing white-hot embarrassment for sir?
Felt more comfortable to look into what put me in hospital a year ago and saw the wikipedia photo was a (probably dead) guy with his total nut, dick and above-area skin flayed out hellraiser style with a nice little pizza slice into his belly. Bon,
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Felt more comfortable to look into what put me in hospital a year ago and saw the wikipedia photo was a (probably dead) guy with his total nut, dick and above-area skin flayed out hellraiser style with a nice little pizza slice into his belly. Bon,
Could a guy called Bluto Von Porno get anywhere or anything in this world that We've Made Today?
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Could a guy called Bluto Von Porno get anywhere or anything in this world that We've Made Today?
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My literary agent is named David Karen Deadass
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My literary agent is named David Karen Deadass
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i'm a normal person, i call myself a shitposter in my 40's, i have a script that tells me when someone blocks me, i only post during peak engagement hours, these are normal healthy behaviors
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i'm a normal person, i call myself a shitposter in my 40's, i have a script that tells me when someone blocks me, i only post during peak engagement hours, these are normal healthy behaviors
If I opened a comic book shop I would probably name it something like Mutant Funny, or Martian Homer DON'T tell me you wouldn't do the exact same thing.
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
If I opened a comic book shop I would probably name it something like Mutant Funny, or Martian Homer DON'T tell me you wouldn't do the exact same thing.
'Stitch' isn't a name. Call it Lilo & Whelan.
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
'Stitch' isn't a name. Call it Lilo & Whelan.
I'm going to the reality where it's Lilo & Whelan. I need to go to where reality is that it's Lilo & Whelan
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I'm going to the reality where it's Lilo & Whelan. I need to go to where reality is that it's Lilo & Whelan
That's a grey question homie, that's a really grey question.
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 AM
That's a grey question homie, that's a really grey question.
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"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with" n-no...
May 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with" n-no...
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𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆😢 ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I will always be part of you
and I never plan on leaving.
𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞 ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I wonder what we can make
go wrong today.
𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟 ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
Everybodys fuckin in a UFO
I will always be part of you
and I never plan on leaving.
𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞 ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I wonder what we can make
go wrong today.
𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟 ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
Everybodys fuckin in a UFO
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 AM
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆😢 ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I will always be part of you
and I never plan on leaving.
𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞 ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I wonder what we can make
go wrong today.
𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟 ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
Everybodys fuckin in a UFO
I will always be part of you
and I never plan on leaving.
𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞 ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I wonder what we can make
go wrong today.
𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟 ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
Everybodys fuckin in a UFO
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They've added two new balls to billiards (seriously grow up if you thinking I'm talking about humans balls T_T) anyhow, they're highly textured so they catch on the mat easily and are called Cornball and Fat-Ball
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
They've added two new balls to billiards (seriously grow up if you thinking I'm talking about humans balls T_T) anyhow, they're highly textured so they catch on the mat easily and are called Cornball and Fat-Ball
Fattest day in 2016 btw
January 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Fattest day in 2016 btw
Averaging 42,000 on Timeguessr. I'll never rise above it though, because i'm a perfect failure; designed and engineered to lose, desperately.
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Averaging 42,000 on Timeguessr. I'll never rise above it though, because i'm a perfect failure; designed and engineered to lose, desperately.
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Please don't throw this away.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Please don't throw this away.
So what we're learning now is that basically what they did with Blue Dilbert is what they did to Red Bart; he's been disappeared / erased.
Anyone with ANY info PLEASE message me. I cannot live through this again.
Anyone with ANY info PLEASE message me. I cannot live through this again.
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 AM
So what we're learning now is that basically what they did with Blue Dilbert is what they did to Red Bart; he's been disappeared / erased.
Anyone with ANY info PLEASE message me. I cannot live through this again.
Anyone with ANY info PLEASE message me. I cannot live through this again.
9 years ago we used to have the 8 theories,
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
9 years ago we used to have the 8 theories,
The Andy Hardy prime reboot is kind of the only thing keeping me sane right now.
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The Andy Hardy prime reboot is kind of the only thing keeping me sane right now.
When I'm chuffed it's bloody lovely.
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
When I'm chuffed it's bloody lovely.
Okay.. so they're really making the Oscars blue this year to "reflect a shift in norms". Click like, repost as well.
January 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Okay.. so they're really making the Oscars blue this year to "reflect a shift in norms". Click like, repost as well.