HellDavid 2
@wallofyawn.bsky.social
Oregonian Nerd, 38 - He/Him
FINALLY a good Star Wars spi- wait wait shit I totally misread that, fuck
January 28, 2026 at 11:06 PM
FINALLY a good Star Wars spi- wait wait shit I totally misread that, fuck
Twilight in the garden of the planet of the apes
what lies beneath the planet of the apes
It's always darkest before the dawn of the planet of the apes
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Twilight in the garden of the planet of the apes
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Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
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Lick pussy
Not boots
Not boots
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Lick pussy
Not boots
Not boots
And to think, our nations "big dogs" once ran free...
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
And to think, our nations "big dogs" once ran free...
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
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this graph is the new silver bullet for liberals. get ready to see this graph over and over for the rest of time because the people posting it dont understand a single thing about how we got here
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
this graph is the new silver bullet for liberals. get ready to see this graph over and over for the rest of time because the people posting it dont understand a single thing about how we got here
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I do not understand the hate a certain subset of Gundam fans seems to harbor for the original series like legitimately what the fuck
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I do not understand the hate a certain subset of Gundam fans seems to harbor for the original series like legitimately what the fuck
Yeah man porn addiction is totally real and through an incredible coincidence only effects dipshit men, we may never understand why but to reiterate it's totally real, definitely, for sure.
TikTok speech is so funny because I thought dude just really loved corn for a minute
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yeah man porn addiction is totally real and through an incredible coincidence only effects dipshit men, we may never understand why but to reiterate it's totally real, definitely, for sure.
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‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
You know, call me crazy but perhaps instead of blaming the voters you could consider blaming the political apparatus that allowed the 34 time convicted felon and coup attempter to simply run for president a second time instead of simply not doing that
But they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy.
They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
You know, call me crazy but perhaps instead of blaming the voters you could consider blaming the political apparatus that allowed the 34 time convicted felon and coup attempter to simply run for president a second time instead of simply not doing that
Oh yeah who's heard the GWAR cover of Pink Pony Club by Chappel Roan?
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Oh yeah who's heard the GWAR cover of Pink Pony Club by Chappel Roan?
Truly, one of the worst and most useless politicians to ever (not) do it.
Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Truly, one of the worst and most useless politicians to ever (not) do it.
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"friendslop"
"parryslop"
"wholesomeslop"
"qualityslop"
why don't you come get on your knees and give me some "slop" so one of us can enjoy something
"parryslop"
"wholesomeslop"
"qualityslop"
why don't you come get on your knees and give me some "slop" so one of us can enjoy something
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"friendslop"
"parryslop"
"wholesomeslop"
"qualityslop"
why don't you come get on your knees and give me some "slop" so one of us can enjoy something
"parryslop"
"wholesomeslop"
"qualityslop"
why don't you come get on your knees and give me some "slop" so one of us can enjoy something
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RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
June 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
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Anywho, my favorite thing about Fellini still remains this anecdote about him and Sam Peckinpah, uh..."meeting."
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Anywho, my favorite thing about Fellini still remains this anecdote about him and Sam Peckinpah, uh..."meeting."
Really have to hand it to the New York Times for constantly innovating new ways to show people their paper sucks and is stupid as hell
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Really have to hand it to the New York Times for constantly innovating new ways to show people their paper sucks and is stupid as hell
I'm gonna be real if you follow me and you have a Ukraine flag in your bio, don't
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I'm gonna be real if you follow me and you have a Ukraine flag in your bio, don't
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Soviet stratospheric parachutists Nina Pronyushkina and Elvira Fomicheva, Odessa, 1977.
January 26, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Soviet stratospheric parachutists Nina Pronyushkina and Elvira Fomicheva, Odessa, 1977.
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I’ll be following this developing story very closely
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’ll be following this developing story very closely
"He also asked if I might be interest in buying the greatest bridge ever made, seriously, just the best, and very affordable too"
The President agreed to look into reducing the number of federal agents in Minnesota and to talk to DHS about ensuring the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension is able to conduct an independent investigation, as would ordinarily be the case.
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
"He also asked if I might be interest in buying the greatest bridge ever made, seriously, just the best, and very affordable too"