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if your name is max too please dont embarrass me
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im staying on the rails on regular train
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
on the bright side, since maduros kidnapping was a law enforcement action and not a military action, the world finally gets to see that there is no daylight between the american military and its police
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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freaky franky
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Chevronzuela
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
i bet chuck schumer is hearing concerns from republicans behind the scenes
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Timeless classic
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
barron and shkreli are tight bros
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
pretty amazing that trump solved 9 out of 9 wars
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Birthday pictures of Ghislane Maxwell and Kirk Cameron are kissing cousins.
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
id like to congratulate exxon ceo darren woods on his rapid ascendancy to the venezuelan presidency
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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If a 7-11 hot dog was in a minstrel show
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

[image of someone enjoying biscotti at the coffee station at BORDERS while i steal the demo disc from the plastic sleeve of an issue of Computer Gaming Monthly in the background]
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
i don’t know how mamdani imagines he will have any success when his inauguration speech didn’t mention the word “abundance” even once
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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In honor of Scott:
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
its 2026.

things many american adults don’t know how to do:

not make unfounded assumptions about younger generations
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

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January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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targeting corner stores that still take SNAP, while doing nothing about food deserts
December 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Banning soda and candy from SNAP is about getting retailers to pull out of SNAP and denying low-income people access to *all* food. And boosting administrative costs to direct benefits.

newrepublic.com/article/2048...
Republicans Have Found Another Insidious Way to Cut SNAP
The GOP created a rural health fund to try to limit the damage from Trump’s budget bill. And now, the fund is being weaponized against poor Americans.
newrepublic.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
here’s some coffee soaked slippers and gams for the people
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i jus reskeeted a stranger things related thing. i did that cause im into old radio garb, not stranger things. don’t get it twisted
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM