Yo Gabba Gabagool
@yogabbagabagool.bsky.social
God has allowed me to live another day, and I’m about to make it all of you people’s problem.
Pinned
I call my bedroom The Bone Temple.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I call my bedroom The Bone Temple.
Sexy Aqualung be like 🎶sucking on a wiener🎶
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Sexy Aqualung be like 🎶sucking on a wiener🎶
I’m not one of those people who say Star Trek needs to go back to its roots and stop being woke. I am however one of those people who say Star Trek needs to go back to its roots and have people do war crimes and make O’Brien suffer.
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I’m not one of those people who say Star Trek needs to go back to its roots and stop being woke. I am however one of those people who say Star Trek needs to go back to its roots and have people do war crimes and make O’Brien suffer.
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Hey look it’s the phone numbers of a bunch of fbi goons in Minneapolis rn
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Hey look it’s the phone numbers of a bunch of fbi goons in Minneapolis rn
Hey look it’s the phone numbers of a bunch of fbi goons in Minneapolis rn
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Hey look it’s the phone numbers of a bunch of fbi goons in Minneapolis rn
I feel like if Big Boss and Solid Snake were real, they’d have put aside their ideological differences and both be in Minneapolis killing ice agents while the theme to Metal Gear Solid 2 played on a bunch of loudspeakers
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I feel like if Big Boss and Solid Snake were real, they’d have put aside their ideological differences and both be in Minneapolis killing ice agents while the theme to Metal Gear Solid 2 played on a bunch of loudspeakers
Protest chants be like
1234
Your mother is brazen whore
5678
She helps me when I masturbate
And honestly I think we need more chants that respect women
1234
Your mother is brazen whore
5678
She helps me when I masturbate
And honestly I think we need more chants that respect women
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Protest chants be like
1234
Your mother is brazen whore
5678
She helps me when I masturbate
And honestly I think we need more chants that respect women
1234
Your mother is brazen whore
5678
She helps me when I masturbate
And honestly I think we need more chants that respect women
Jason Isbell songs be like
🎶if we were vampires and afraid of the light
We could crank on our wieners all night🎶
🎶if we were vampires and afraid of the light
We could crank on our wieners all night🎶
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Jason Isbell songs be like
🎶if we were vampires and afraid of the light
We could crank on our wieners all night🎶
🎶if we were vampires and afraid of the light
We could crank on our wieners all night🎶
You know she keeps that thang on her
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
You know she keeps that thang on her
What if a man balled so hard motherfuckers wanted to fine him?
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
What if a man balled so hard motherfuckers wanted to fine him?
I’m gonna 13 Reasons Why an ice agent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I’m gonna 13 Reasons Why an ice agent.
🎶sucking on my wiener
Underneath the landslide🎶
Underneath the landslide🎶
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
🎶sucking on my wiener
Underneath the landslide🎶
Underneath the landslide🎶
I wanna 9 your 11
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I wanna 9 your 11
Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen 😭
Pour myself a cup of ambition 🥹
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life 😃
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' 💪
Out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin'😮
With folks like me on the job from nine to five😭
Pour myself a cup of ambition 🥹
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life 😃
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' 💪
Out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin'😮
With folks like me on the job from nine to five😭
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen 😭
Pour myself a cup of ambition 🥹
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life 😃
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' 💪
Out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin'😮
With folks like me on the job from nine to five😭
Pour myself a cup of ambition 🥹
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life 😃
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' 💪
Out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin'😮
With folks like me on the job from nine to five😭
Now seated for Marty Supreme, if it sucks im gonna call it Marty Sucks Peen
January 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Now seated for Marty Supreme, if it sucks im gonna call it Marty Sucks Peen
Absolutely no chance Israel exists in the dragon ball universe, ain’t no way Goku and Krillin are letting that happen
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Absolutely no chance Israel exists in the dragon ball universe, ain’t no way Goku and Krillin are letting that happen
In Warhammer 40000, the Wolf Time refers to Ragnarok, when the Wolf King Leman Russ returns to his sons to do final battle against the forces of Chaos.
You killed the Christian moral system, leftist.
You argued that satanic symbols should be allowed in schools and town halls.
Well, congratulations, your wish is granted. No longer are you shielded by the martyr's grace.
The age of peace is ended.
This is the time of wolves.
You argued that satanic symbols should be allowed in schools and town halls.
Well, congratulations, your wish is granted. No longer are you shielded by the martyr's grace.
The age of peace is ended.
This is the time of wolves.
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In Warhammer 40000, the Wolf Time refers to Ragnarok, when the Wolf King Leman Russ returns to his sons to do final battle against the forces of Chaos.
I need to make it very clear that we need to form an orderly line, perhaps a train of some sort, the minute an JD or a Matt Walsh or a Trump situation happens
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I need to make it very clear that we need to form an orderly line, perhaps a train of some sort, the minute an JD or a Matt Walsh or a Trump situation happens
My friends think I’m crazy when I say Cointelpro never ended, but Cointelpro never ended.
New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant
“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
My friends think I’m crazy when I say Cointelpro never ended, but Cointelpro never ended.
Gm let’s get this bread
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Gm let’s get this bread
I gotta say, standing there recording the dude who literally just murdered someone in front of you and his armed murderer friends and telling them to go fuck themselves takes immense, neutron star density balls
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I gotta say, standing there recording the dude who literally just murdered someone in front of you and his armed murderer friends and telling them to go fuck themselves takes immense, neutron star density balls
The official line of most news outlets and dem politicians is going to be that she tried to run over a brave American hero wither car, or at best that “there was a tragic exchange of gunfire.” Jesus said that you will recognize a tree by its fruit. Recognize their fruit and act accordingly.
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The official line of most news outlets and dem politicians is going to be that she tried to run over a brave American hero wither car, or at best that “there was a tragic exchange of gunfire.” Jesus said that you will recognize a tree by its fruit. Recognize their fruit and act accordingly.
I’m not allowed to say what should happen to literally every member of ICE, from the head of DHS all the way down to the lowliest secretary, but it involves hammers
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I’m not allowed to say what should happen to literally every member of ICE, from the head of DHS all the way down to the lowliest secretary, but it involves hammers
Pro tip: if you poop enough, you become skinny
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Pro tip: if you poop enough, you become skinny
Imagining an Israeli ICE agent and getting really upset
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Imagining an Israeli ICE agent and getting really upset