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December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The number of times I stepped on this thing without murdering everyone around me is crazy.
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The number of times I stepped on this thing without murdering everyone around me is crazy.
Anyone else old enough to remember the beaded curtains at Wendy’s?
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Anyone else old enough to remember the beaded curtains at Wendy’s?
Shepard is sitting next to me playing Roblox (so I can make sure he’s safe) and I asked him to turn it down because I’m watching tv. He said “oh you’re watching something?” while turning it up and smiling. That’s the first time my kid has ever busted my balls and it was hilarious.
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Shepard is sitting next to me playing Roblox (so I can make sure he’s safe) and I asked him to turn it down because I’m watching tv. He said “oh you’re watching something?” while turning it up and smiling. That’s the first time my kid has ever busted my balls and it was hilarious.
We are currently losing our minds over this Taylor video so then I showed Shepard the lasik one and he’s dead now.
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
We are currently losing our minds over this Taylor video so then I showed Shepard the lasik one and he’s dead now.
I haven’t had even a second of privacy in two days and I’m not complaining but I do need it eventually. I’ll take a bath tomorrow.
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I haven’t had even a second of privacy in two days and I’m not complaining but I do need it eventually. I’ll take a bath tomorrow.
I think I’ve come down with the same cold my mom has. Whee.
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think I’ve come down with the same cold my mom has. Whee.
Do you all remember this summer and how hard it was because Shwoard was so sad and frustrated and mad all the time?
And I was sure it was his meds? And it was?
Anyway, my sweet, happy boy is back.
And I was sure it was his meds? And it was?
Anyway, my sweet, happy boy is back.
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Do you all remember this summer and how hard it was because Shwoard was so sad and frustrated and mad all the time?
And I was sure it was his meds? And it was?
Anyway, my sweet, happy boy is back.
And I was sure it was his meds? And it was?
Anyway, my sweet, happy boy is back.
Stephen’s Jewish.
Should someone tell him who wrote “White Christmas” and where that person was born.
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Stephen’s Jewish.
I did not enjoy this part. What the helly? That’s not what happened.
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I did not enjoy this part. What the helly? That’s not what happened.
Back on that Young Sheldon grind.
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Back on that Young Sheldon grind.
Maybe this place isn’t for you. And if X IS for you? Well, I’d question why my beliefs are more accepted on a Nazi site. But that’s just me.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maybe this place isn’t for you. And if X IS for you? Well, I’d question why my beliefs are more accepted on a Nazi site. But that’s just me.
So apparently there wasn’t money to send Shepard to me on thanksgiving but there’s plenty of money to get an Airbnb for a week and then go to Europe in march.
I want to fucking scream.
I want to fucking scream.
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So apparently there wasn’t money to send Shepard to me on thanksgiving but there’s plenty of money to get an Airbnb for a week and then go to Europe in march.
I want to fucking scream.
I want to fucking scream.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
Good morning! We are scrolling and lounging and playing Goat Simulator 3.
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good morning! We are scrolling and lounging and playing Goat Simulator 3.
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Top ten cinematic moment.
a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
ALT: a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
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December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Top ten cinematic moment.
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With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
I pass out now.
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I pass out now.
He went to bed on time but still wanted me to tuck him in and bring him water. I’ll shut up now about my kid. He’s just such a great little human.
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
He went to bed on time but still wanted me to tuck him in and bring him water. I’ll shut up now about my kid. He’s just such a great little human.
Now we’re watching Mike Birbiglia. Istg I couldn’t have made a better human specifically for me if I tried. And believe me I did not try at all. I was just getting through those 9 months. A lotta eating pie straight from the tin.
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now we’re watching Mike Birbiglia. Istg I couldn’t have made a better human specifically for me if I tried. And believe me I did not try at all. I was just getting through those 9 months. A lotta eating pie straight from the tin.
I can’t believe I was all worried. He left the room for maybe 15 minutes. I think he just wanted to make sure he could.
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I can’t believe I was all worried. He left the room for maybe 15 minutes. I think he just wanted to make sure he could.
Look at this! Lord please watch over him in middle school.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Look at this! Lord please watch over him in middle school.
My ten year old son just downloaded Python on my Mac and now he’s coding. He has a little book. He is choosing to do this I swear please don’t call CPS.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My ten year old son just downloaded Python on my Mac and now he’s coding. He has a little book. He is choosing to do this I swear please don’t call CPS.
He’s 5’2” you guys. He’s 10. And his voice is getting raspy.
He’s all growns up. 🥲
He’s all growns up. 🥲
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He’s 5’2” you guys. He’s 10. And his voice is getting raspy.
He’s all growns up. 🥲
He’s all growns up. 🥲