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Shit posts mostly politics, books, sports ball (NBA and NFL), and memes.
#dgg #daliban
#dgg #daliban
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bart orchard 🫡🗽🦅
@bartorchard.bsky.social
· Aug 28
We are deep in a recession.
I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
Seeing “#1 Indiana” go against “#9 Alabama” is so weird to me. What an age of college football we live in. I fuck with it tho.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Seeing “#1 Indiana” go against “#9 Alabama” is so weird to me. What an age of college football we live in. I fuck with it tho.
New Year, same horrible person 😎
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New Year, same horrible person 😎
I'd like to see Keanu Reeves do an AI-generated gambling commercial just to see how well the internet takes it. And maybe just for kicks and giggles it's also a Saudi-backed commercial.
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'd like to see Keanu Reeves do an AI-generated gambling commercial just to see how well the internet takes it. And maybe just for kicks and giggles it's also a Saudi-backed commercial.
Cannot wait to use these bad boys.
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Cannot wait to use these bad boys.
These ChatGPT commercials are dumb as shit. It’s like “help me put on my socks” type regardedness.
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
These ChatGPT commercials are dumb as shit. It’s like “help me put on my socks” type regardedness.
Overrated ass fucking Lions team. Jared Goff go kill yourself you bum
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Overrated ass fucking Lions team. Jared Goff go kill yourself you bum
Because MAGA is easier to make laugh. The hackiest low hanging fruit can make those morons laugh. Also, fucking liberals are no fun. Liberal comedy in 2025 means having to clear a moral bar first before making people laugh.
youtu.be/SeERSlu2Hp0?...
youtu.be/SeERSlu2Hp0?...
Why Has Comedy Become So Right-Wing? | The David Frum Show
YouTube video by The Atlantic
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Because MAGA is easier to make laugh. The hackiest low hanging fruit can make those morons laugh. Also, fucking liberals are no fun. Liberal comedy in 2025 means having to clear a moral bar first before making people laugh.
youtu.be/SeERSlu2Hp0?...
youtu.be/SeERSlu2Hp0?...
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Mainstream journalism has failed us entirely.
Even if our nation recovers from the festering rot of MAGA and Trumpism, we can never trust mainstream media again.
We have seen how easily they kneel to lick the boots of a tyrant, and that's something that can't ever be taken back.
Even if our nation recovers from the festering rot of MAGA and Trumpism, we can never trust mainstream media again.
We have seen how easily they kneel to lick the boots of a tyrant, and that's something that can't ever be taken back.
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mainstream journalism has failed us entirely.
Even if our nation recovers from the festering rot of MAGA and Trumpism, we can never trust mainstream media again.
We have seen how easily they kneel to lick the boots of a tyrant, and that's something that can't ever be taken back.
Even if our nation recovers from the festering rot of MAGA and Trumpism, we can never trust mainstream media again.
We have seen how easily they kneel to lick the boots of a tyrant, and that's something that can't ever be taken back.
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Resist libs my beloved
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Resist libs my beloved
Draw me like one of your Venusaurs
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Draw me like one of your Venusaurs
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Linus Torvalds Accidentally Slams Elon Musk
YouTube video by Linus Tech Tips
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
3.5/5.0 ⭐
A clique of eccentric, privileged college students becomes dangerously intertwined through their intense classical studies and a shared act of violence, leading to a second murder, overwhelming paranoia, and the subsequent suicide of one of the leaders.
#BookSky 📚
A clique of eccentric, privileged college students becomes dangerously intertwined through their intense classical studies and a shared act of violence, leading to a second murder, overwhelming paranoia, and the subsequent suicide of one of the leaders.
#BookSky 📚
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
3.5/5.0 ⭐
A clique of eccentric, privileged college students becomes dangerously intertwined through their intense classical studies and a shared act of violence, leading to a second murder, overwhelming paranoia, and the subsequent suicide of one of the leaders.
#BookSky 📚
A clique of eccentric, privileged college students becomes dangerously intertwined through their intense classical studies and a shared act of violence, leading to a second murder, overwhelming paranoia, and the subsequent suicide of one of the leaders.
#BookSky 📚
Uncles got me fuckked up. I didn't stop drinking. I just don't drink as much. Let's fucking party. lmao
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Uncles got me fuckked up. I didn't stop drinking. I just don't drink as much. Let's fucking party. lmao
"Will the car ride be awkward?" is a major criteria for whether or not I can take a family member or friend to the airport.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Will the car ride be awkward?" is a major criteria for whether or not I can take a family member or friend to the airport.
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Republicans are like sovereign citizens, claiming the law doesn't apply to them. Democrats just agree and go along with it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Republicans are like sovereign citizens, claiming the law doesn't apply to them. Democrats just agree and go along with it.
Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite corner of the internet that isn't completely brain rotted (not BSky in general, but my hypercurated version of it).
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite corner of the internet that isn't completely brain rotted (not BSky in general, but my hypercurated version of it).
This isn't even an exaggeration.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This isn't even an exaggeration.
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Leaked photo of Trump and bubba
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Leaked photo of Trump and bubba
I call Donald Trump a pedophile because I don't feel like looking up the word for the specific age range of girls he actually likes. But also, it forces anyone trying to use that defense to admit that he likes 15-year old girls.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I call Donald Trump a pedophile because I don't feel like looking up the word for the specific age range of girls he actually likes. But also, it forces anyone trying to use that defense to admit that he likes 15-year old girls.
Come on, everybody do the "pedophile"! ayyye
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Come on, everybody do the "pedophile"! ayyye