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If another elected Democrat tweets about how ICE is going to be at the polls intimidating people, the next sentence better be, "and here's what we're planning to do about it." And please stop bringing a rulebook to a knife fight. This isn't 2015.
Ricky Gervais be streamin' now?? Are you offended?
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Ricky Gervais be streamin' now?? Are you offended?
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This November ✅ vote will not be about Republican vs Democrat.
It's a Pedophiles vote vs an anti-Pedophile vote.
It's a Pedophiles vote vs an anti-Pedophile vote.
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This November ✅ vote will not be about Republican vs Democrat.
It's a Pedophiles vote vs an anti-Pedophile vote.
It's a Pedophiles vote vs an anti-Pedophile vote.
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Never ask a woman her age
A man, his salary
And a leftist who they voted for in 2024
A man, his salary
And a leftist who they voted for in 2024
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Never ask a woman her age
A man, his salary
And a leftist who they voted for in 2024
A man, his salary
And a leftist who they voted for in 2024
I will take an imperfect Democratic candidate over JD Vance or any MAGA republican a million times over if it means ending ICE's reign of terror. ICE is literally building mass detention centers, and I'm not white enough to be insulated from that.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I will take an imperfect Democratic candidate over JD Vance or any MAGA republican a million times over if it means ending ICE's reign of terror. ICE is literally building mass detention centers, and I'm not white enough to be insulated from that.
It's funny because her original tweet didn't actually mention Donald Trump. It just said in her country they executed pedophiles. Let em connect the dots.
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
It's funny because her original tweet didn't actually mention Donald Trump. It just said in her country they executed pedophiles. Let em connect the dots.
My dog being picky with the human food I be givin' him is quite frankly insulting.
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My dog being picky with the human food I be givin' him is quite frankly insulting.
"OMG are you guys still talking about the Epstein files? You guys are sooooo obsessed!" -- Conservatives, probably
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
"OMG are you guys still talking about the Epstein files? You guys are sooooo obsessed!" -- Conservatives, probably
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Smooth Joseph they call him in the streets.
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Smooth Joseph they call him in the streets.
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This Nancy Guthrie story is a 90s news story happening in the middle of the downfall of the Republic. Like if OJ was happening during Vietnam.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This Nancy Guthrie story is a 90s news story happening in the middle of the downfall of the Republic. Like if OJ was happening during Vietnam.
What even is the fucking point of this dog shit ass post? Nancy Guthrie is going through some shit and MFs on the internet wanna play oppression olympics. If Oprah's mom was kidnapped, that would garner national headlines too. This isn't just some random white woman.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
What even is the fucking point of this dog shit ass post? Nancy Guthrie is going through some shit and MFs on the internet wanna play oppression olympics. If Oprah's mom was kidnapped, that would garner national headlines too. This isn't just some random white woman.
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Donald Trump has raped children and the entire GOP is trying to cover for him, and doing a terrible job.
His MAGA base knows, they just don't care.
They hate minorities more than they hate child rapists. That's sadly what a lot of this all boils down to.
His MAGA base knows, they just don't care.
They hate minorities more than they hate child rapists. That's sadly what a lot of this all boils down to.
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Donald Trump has raped children and the entire GOP is trying to cover for him, and doing a terrible job.
His MAGA base knows, they just don't care.
They hate minorities more than they hate child rapists. That's sadly what a lot of this all boils down to.
His MAGA base knows, they just don't care.
They hate minorities more than they hate child rapists. That's sadly what a lot of this all boils down to.
If another elected Democrat tweets about how ICE is going to be at the polls intimidating people, the next sentence better be, "and here's what we're planning to do about it." And please stop bringing a rulebook to a knife fight. This isn't 2015.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
If another elected Democrat tweets about how ICE is going to be at the polls intimidating people, the next sentence better be, "and here's what we're planning to do about it." And please stop bringing a rulebook to a knife fight. This isn't 2015.
CNN has normalized extremism. Putting a reasonable person next to someone advocating for authoritarianism and treating them both as equally valid perspectives signals to the audience that mass deportations, election subversion, and constitutional violations are just another "point of view."
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
CNN has normalized extremism. Putting a reasonable person next to someone advocating for authoritarianism and treating them both as equally valid perspectives signals to the audience that mass deportations, election subversion, and constitutional violations are just another "point of view."
I liked this message because it really makes conservatives look like hateful idiots.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I liked this message because it really makes conservatives look like hateful idiots.
lmao nah man this is some low effort rage bait because I refuse to believe anyone is this fucking sad
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
lmao nah man this is some low effort rage bait because I refuse to believe anyone is this fucking sad
Conservatives are fucking fuming right now. Someone check on em!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Conservatives are fucking fuming right now. Someone check on em!!!
They complaining that Bad Bunny raps in Spanish but help me understand “bawitdaba da bang da bang digi”
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
They complaining that Bad Bunny raps in Spanish but help me understand “bawitdaba da bang da bang digi”
Bad Bunny should bring out Bruce Springsteen to perform "Born in the USA" just to fuck with MAGA.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Bad Bunny should bring out Bruce Springsteen to perform "Born in the USA" just to fuck with MAGA.
we're kind of already an oligarchy at this point. i mean, elections do still somewhat matter, but it's clear that you just a crumb inside a world where the rich run it.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
we're kind of already an oligarchy at this point. i mean, elections do still somewhat matter, but it's clear that you just a crumb inside a world where the rich run it.
this country is fucking retarded. there's really no better way to put it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this country is fucking retarded. there's really no better way to put it.
There's going to be a malicious rabbit performing at the Superb Owl party tonight and people are upset.
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
There's going to be a malicious rabbit performing at the Superb Owl party tonight and people are upset.
Whether it's X or the YouTube comments or Reddit, it's just getting harder and harder to find an online space where you can preserve your sanity from the complete brainrot and enshittification of the internet.
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Whether it's X or the YouTube comments or Reddit, it's just getting harder and harder to find an online space where you can preserve your sanity from the complete brainrot and enshittification of the internet.
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Whenever you hear 'class war' you can safely pigeonhole the speaker into word sloper category. To fix stuff, you need to understand it, and design solution for it. Linking everything to class, is the intelectual equivalent of "doctors hate him, he found one simple trick to make his penis bigger"
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Whenever you hear 'class war' you can safely pigeonhole the speaker into word sloper category. To fix stuff, you need to understand it, and design solution for it. Linking everything to class, is the intelectual equivalent of "doctors hate him, he found one simple trick to make his penis bigger"