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@bartorchard.bsky.social
· Aug 28
We are deep in a recession.
I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
Donald Trump thinks going after other alleged pedophiles somehow absolves him from being one. Smooth brain logic.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Donald Trump thinks going after other alleged pedophiles somehow absolves him from being one. Smooth brain logic.
Landry Shamet ballin outta control. Thibs would never.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Landry Shamet ballin outta control. Thibs would never.
lol bruh we really at the "ok well technically he's not a pedophile" defense
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
lol bruh we really at the "ok well technically he's not a pedophile" defense
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>be me
>at a little diner for breakfast
>kids playing with coloring books
>waitress brings coffee with a smile
>the adults at the counter are all talking about Trump and Epstein
>the waitresses are talking about Trump and Epstein
>the normal people know, they all know
>at a little diner for breakfast
>kids playing with coloring books
>waitress brings coffee with a smile
>the adults at the counter are all talking about Trump and Epstein
>the waitresses are talking about Trump and Epstein
>the normal people know, they all know
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
>be me
>at a little diner for breakfast
>kids playing with coloring books
>waitress brings coffee with a smile
>the adults at the counter are all talking about Trump and Epstein
>the waitresses are talking about Trump and Epstein
>the normal people know, they all know
>at a little diner for breakfast
>kids playing with coloring books
>waitress brings coffee with a smile
>the adults at the counter are all talking about Trump and Epstein
>the waitresses are talking about Trump and Epstein
>the normal people know, they all know
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"actually pedophelia's not that bad" -- MAGA cult member
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"actually pedophelia's not that bad" -- MAGA cult member
"This team is so fun to watch" is a euphemism for "they're not good but they're better than I thought"
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"This team is so fun to watch" is a euphemism for "they're not good but they're better than I thought"
We need another name for “fast food” cuz most these chains be slow as fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We need another name for “fast food” cuz most these chains be slow as fuck.
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"I want to feel stronger. Help me do pull-ups."
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"I want to feel stronger. Help me do pull-ups."
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
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A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
A lot of people affected by SNAP benefits probably voted for Trump and would do it again too.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A lot of people affected by SNAP benefits probably voted for Trump and would do it again too.
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Biden stepped back and let the DOJ charge his son. He only RIGHTFULLY pardoned him after Republicans turned the ordeal into political blood sport.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Biden stepped back and let the DOJ charge his son. He only RIGHTFULLY pardoned him after Republicans turned the ordeal into political blood sport.
lawlessness all around in this country
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
lawlessness all around in this country
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
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When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
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Trump on his reason for voter ID:
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trump on his reason for voter ID:
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
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Notice that MAGA’s reaction to last night’s brutal losses is NOT “hey let’s try to win the will of the voters with good policy.” It’s, let’s end the filibuster, let’s end mail-in voting, all ideas for winning without really CONVINCING anyone to vote for them
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Notice that MAGA’s reaction to last night’s brutal losses is NOT “hey let’s try to win the will of the voters with good policy.” It’s, let’s end the filibuster, let’s end mail-in voting, all ideas for winning without really CONVINCING anyone to vote for them
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After how beautifully blue everything turned last night, you know Orange Shitler is going to come after free and fair elections harder than ever.
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
After how beautifully blue everything turned last night, you know Orange Shitler is going to come after free and fair elections harder than ever.
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Couple of things:
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Couple of things:
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
"A new study finds that Musk’s partisan activities slashed Tesla sales to Democrats, but didn’t get offset by higher sales to Republicans."
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
Commentary: Musk's partisan actions cost Tesla more than 1 million car sales
A Yale study finds that Musk's partisan activities cost Tesla sales to Democrats, but didn't get offset by sales to Republicans.
www.latimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"A new study finds that Musk’s partisan activities slashed Tesla sales to Democrats, but didn’t get offset by higher sales to Republicans."
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...