David Pakman
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Trump’s heartwarming Christmas message starts with “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein.” Remind me what he scored on that dementia test?
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Trump’s heartwarming Christmas message starts with “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein.” Remind me what he scored on that dementia test?
At this point the Epstein Files should probably be renamed the Trump Files
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
At this point the Epstein Files should probably be renamed the Trump Files
Not that we could trust him before, but now that Trump’s specific claim of “never being on Epstein’s plane” has been debunked by federal records, can we believe ANYTHING he says about Epstein?
December 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not that we could trust him before, but now that Trump’s specific claim of “never being on Epstein’s plane” has been debunked by federal records, can we believe ANYTHING he says about Epstein?
Now that some incredibly damaging Epstein documents have (accidentally?) been released, the DOJ is tweeting that many of the docs contain bogus claims, so definitely don’t believe anything bad about Trump. Is anyone falling for this?
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Now that some incredibly damaging Epstein documents have (accidentally?) been released, the DOJ is tweeting that many of the docs contain bogus claims, so definitely don’t believe anything bad about Trump. Is anyone falling for this?
It seems clear that the full Epstein files will only come out while Trump is President if someone leaks them, period.
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It seems clear that the full Epstein files will only come out while Trump is President if someone leaks them, period.
IT’S FINALLY OKAY TO BE WHITE AGAIN IN AMERICA thanks to Trump and JD Vance. Right? Or something.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
IT’S FINALLY OKAY TO BE WHITE AGAIN IN AMERICA thanks to Trump and JD Vance. Right? Or something.
The Epstein file dump is a total mess. A ton of stuff has been redacted by Trump’s DOJ and the release is the furthest thing from transparency I can imagine. At the same time, many of the pictures are publicly available images with parts blacked out for no reason and not indicative of any wrongdoing
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Epstein file dump is a total mess. A ton of stuff has been redacted by Trump’s DOJ and the release is the furthest thing from transparency I can imagine. At the same time, many of the pictures are publicly available images with parts blacked out for no reason and not indicative of any wrongdoing
BREAKING: Most anti-war President ever, also a winner of the FIFA Peace Price, threatened to invade Venezuela for oil earlier this week and has now launched strikes in Syria.
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
BREAKING: Most anti-war President ever, also a winner of the FIFA Peace Price, threatened to invade Venezuela for oil earlier this week and has now launched strikes in Syria.
It turns out that Trump’s $1776 for troops is coming not from tariff money, but funds intended to subsidize housing allowances for service members. Cool.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It turns out that Trump’s $1776 for troops is coming not from tariff money, but funds intended to subsidize housing allowances for service members. Cool.
Barack Obama just released the list of his favorite books from 2025. I’m sure Trump is finalizing his list of favorite books from this year as well.
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Barack Obama just released the list of his favorite books from 2025. I’m sure Trump is finalizing his list of favorite books from this year as well.
Did someone set Trump up for that stupid speech last night to sabotage him? We know he’s holding Republicans by the last thread, maybe someone wants to cut the cord?
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Did someone set Trump up for that stupid speech last night to sabotage him? We know he’s holding Republicans by the last thread, maybe someone wants to cut the cord?
Trump is UNHINGED in this speech. Furiously spitting on the mic as xenophobic drivel and economic lies spew uncontrollably out of his mouth. He’s desperate. Truly desperate.
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Trump is UNHINGED in this speech. Furiously spitting on the mic as xenophobic drivel and economic lies spew uncontrollably out of his mouth. He’s desperate. Truly desperate.
It seems that according to Karoline Leavitt, “hit piece” now means “a piece of journalism that is accurate but makes us look incompetent.”
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It seems that according to Karoline Leavitt, “hit piece” now means “a piece of journalism that is accurate but makes us look incompetent.”
Trump wants you to believe the economy is on fire. The truth is:
1. -41,000 jobs (job loss) over the last 2 months
2. Job losses in 3 of the last 6 months
3. Unemployment rate today highest in more than 4 years
Are the MAGAs going to fall for it?
1. -41,000 jobs (job loss) over the last 2 months
2. Job losses in 3 of the last 6 months
3. Unemployment rate today highest in more than 4 years
Are the MAGAs going to fall for it?
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Trump wants you to believe the economy is on fire. The truth is:
1. -41,000 jobs (job loss) over the last 2 months
2. Job losses in 3 of the last 6 months
3. Unemployment rate today highest in more than 4 years
Are the MAGAs going to fall for it?
1. -41,000 jobs (job loss) over the last 2 months
2. Job losses in 3 of the last 6 months
3. Unemployment rate today highest in more than 4 years
Are the MAGAs going to fall for it?
How could the winner of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize speak so ill of someone brutally murdered just hours ago?
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How could the winner of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize speak so ill of someone brutally murdered just hours ago?
Trump’s comment about the assassination of Rob Reiner and his wife is one of the sickest reactions to a killing I have ever seen, period. It is what a seriously mentally deranged person would say, and it goes without saying this post would get you fired from most jobs.
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Trump’s comment about the assassination of Rob Reiner and his wife is one of the sickest reactions to a killing I have ever seen, period. It is what a seriously mentally deranged person would say, and it goes without saying this post would get you fired from most jobs.
The Erika Kirk CBS town hall is one of the most deranged programming choices in the history of television. If this is how Bari Weiss is starting to run CBS, I can’t even imagine what’s coming next
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Erika Kirk CBS town hall is one of the most deranged programming choices in the history of television. If this is how Bari Weiss is starting to run CBS, I can’t even imagine what’s coming next
Trump announced he is pardoning Tina Peters. Unfortunately, presidents can only issue pardons for federal charges, and Peters was convicted for state crimes. So, um, now what?
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Trump announced he is pardoning Tina Peters. Unfortunately, presidents can only issue pardons for federal charges, and Peters was convicted for state crimes. So, um, now what?
The war crimes are a distraction from Trump selling citizenship to rich foreigners, which is a distraction from his yellow skin, bandaged hands and cryptic MRI, which is a distraction from him demolishing the White House and the architect quitting which is a distraction from…
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The war crimes are a distraction from Trump selling citizenship to rich foreigners, which is a distraction from his yellow skin, bandaged hands and cryptic MRI, which is a distraction from him demolishing the White House and the architect quitting which is a distraction from…
There is an outrageous outbreak of measles in South Carolina, mostly among unvaccinated members of a particular church. Does anyone have a sense of who they might have voted for?
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There is an outrageous outbreak of measles in South Carolina, mostly among unvaccinated members of a particular church. Does anyone have a sense of who they might have voted for?
At last night’s “big economic speech,” Trump said that prices are down, everything is affordable, that people don’t need to buy as much stuff ,and it’s all a hoax. Not exactly a winning message to people who know they are struggling.
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
At last night’s “big economic speech,” Trump said that prices are down, everything is affordable, that people don’t need to buy as much stuff ,and it’s all a hoax. Not exactly a winning message to people who know they are struggling.
Trump now says, bizarrely, that the farmer bailout wouldn’t be possible without the tariffs. Hilariously, it also wouldn’t be necessary were it not for the tariffs.
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trump now says, bizarrely, that the farmer bailout wouldn’t be possible without the tariffs. Hilariously, it also wouldn’t be necessary were it not for the tariffs.
I’m hearing from more MAGAs than I have in 10 years, telling me they’re done with Trump, not because they suddenly find him immoral, but because they are realizing he screwed and conned them with no intention of helping anyone. Sort of interesting.
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’m hearing from more MAGAs than I have in 10 years, telling me they’re done with Trump, not because they suddenly find him immoral, but because they are realizing he screwed and conned them with no intention of helping anyone. Sort of interesting.
Does Trump genuinely not understand that unless inflation is a negative number, prices, by definition, are not “going down?” Or does Trump get it, but he assumes his cult followers don’t?
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Does Trump genuinely not understand that unless inflation is a negative number, prices, by definition, are not “going down?” Or does Trump get it, but he assumes his cult followers don’t?
Even if MTG is now making nominally sane claims as part of her image rehabilitation/mea culpa tour, she’s still nuts and there’s no real benefit to welcoming her with open arms. Trump screwed her so she turned on him, fine.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Even if MTG is now making nominally sane claims as part of her image rehabilitation/mea culpa tour, she’s still nuts and there’s no real benefit to welcoming her with open arms. Trump screwed her so she turned on him, fine.