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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue
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Interstellar Interfering Busybody

Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat

Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
Pinned
I'd say if you are handed an opponent who killed 400,000 people, stole classified documents, was a convicted felon, a rapist, and fomented a coup to overturn his previous loss, then can't beat him because of your own fucking disorganization, quit.
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Illinois when
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Guava 🐕
Senior female Pit Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Oakland Animal Services (Oakland, CA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/guava-79378853/ca/oakland/oakland-animal-services-ca714/
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Izzy 🐶
Young female Beagle mix
Adoptable from Euless Animal Services - Trinity GAP Rescue (Euless, TX)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/izzy-79378874/tx/euless/euless-animal-services-trinity-gap-rescue-tx265/
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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"she needed money for braces"

it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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13 years old. Raped multiple times by Trump and Epstein and witness testimony. Why isn’t he being arrested?
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November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Benny 🐕
Young male Chihuahua mix
Adoptable from Island Dog Rescue (Virginia Beach, VA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/benny-79378854/va/virginia-beach/island-dog-rescue-va893/
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Aunt Em - Wizard of Oz Litter 🐕
Baby female Belgian Shepherd / Malinois mix
Adoptable from Kenai Peninsula Animal Lovers Rescue (Kenai, AK)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/aunt-em-wizard-of-oz-litter-79379140/ak/kenai/kenai-peninsula-animal-lovers-rescue-ak71/
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Oh to have a box of Totodiles
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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How did you get in here? Leave at once, or I will kill you myself.
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I do not think Trump and the GOP are unaware that if they lose the Senate and House, its Game. Over. Impeachment Time.
And they will act accordingly. Take that as you will. But they aren't going down easy and if you think year 1 of this was rough, I invite you to consider what cornered animals do.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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While workers in 40+ cities began their ULP strike today, union baristas are also holding Red Cup Rallies in 17 cities!

Here's a glimpse from Pittsburgh, where Starbucks customers are demanding the company stop union-busting and finalize fair contracts! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Goofy Hyucking Mickey From Behind While Donald Quacks Off In The Corner (User Generated Series, 2026)
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 9h
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Streaming services keep deluding themselves into thinking this idea might work. It never does.

But it might work for us.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I mean if you're still reading The New York Times at this point you're reading the paper that quietly shielded the largest pedophile conspiracy of our time.
It's still hard for me to fathom that the New York Times *had* proof of Epstein's pedophile ring on their servers since 2016 and just chose not to do anything with it.

I've known for a while that the press was corrupt, but I didn't know to this extent.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The New York Times is using passive voice to protect pedophiles now.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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It’s my hope that Chicago can continue to grow our safety practices here at home while also helping our friends in other cities do the same
If anyone has connections in Charlotte, NC or any other city where ICE/CBP are ramping up operations or announcing intent, I’d be happy to tap them into our Chicago whistle network.

Please message me on Signal if you’re willing to host assembly events or receive supplies! emidly.08
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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remember iu's football success is currently being used to sportswash the regime of president witten. 93% of faculty gave a vote of no confidence and the board of trustees did nothing.
Indiana University, which has now been subordinated to the direct control of the Indiana GOP, announces that criticism of the MAGA movement and doctrines of the GOP is forbidden. An instructor is dismissed for speaking critical words about the MAGA movement.
Indiana Professor Removed From Class Over White Supremacy Lesson
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Bingo. Child rapist also a good term
We shouldn’t call them “pedophiles” because that sounds exotic and evokes “love.” Call them “kid fuckers.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The NYT is really working hard to soften horrible news on the pedophile front these days.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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He’s NOT AN IMMIGRANT FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. He was born in Puerto Rico, he’s an American citizen!
Charlotte Jones, co-owner and chief brand officer of the Dallas Cowboys, is pushing back on criticism of the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny for its Super Bowl LX halftime show.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM