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Fuck Trump
Who hasn't fallen under the seductive spell of a blue-eyed heroin addict with a worm in his brain and who talks like he just got kicked in the throat? Olivia is only human damn it!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I walked in the rain and the snow when there was no place to go, when I was feeling like a part of me was dying. I went looking for an answer in her eyes. I thought she wanted to make up, then she said she wants to break up.....
I also did it all for love.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I also did it all for love.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He's directing his DoJ to investigate something he calls a hoax?
This may be Trump's perfect social media post. A true work of art. He confirms:

✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.

Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is just batshit crazy. Only Democrats who are named in the Epstein Files need to answer questions? Trump being named means nothing to see here, I have a country to run?

Also, he proves once again that he's a moron who doesn't have the first damned clue about what the word "hoax" means.
Trump:

DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!!
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!!!
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There are approximate 75 million members of the baby boom generation alive in America. I get it. We're a handy punchline. Worth pointing out that the generations that have followed us have thus far accomplished jack shit other than thinking up names for their generations. Oh, and crypto.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Trump and his DoJ going after anyone for anything related to mortgages is freaking hilarious. Remember when Trump got caught trying to value Mar A Lago at $1.2 Billion for borrowing purposes, and $17 Million for tax purposes? It's Trump's real estate strategy. They taught it at Trump University.
These allegations are nonsense—just like the false ones against Schiff, James, and Cook. Spoiler alert: more bogus ones are coming next week.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Anyone surprised that Stephen A Smith is a drooling imbecile?
Reporter Julie Brown who has been covering the Epstein story for years responds to @stephenasmith’s performative outrage about why Dems (and some Republicans) have made releasing the files an issue
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Looks like Trump wasted some quality time with Boebert.
So now as many as ONE HUNDRED! House Republicans are going to vote to release the Epstein files after doing everything they could for months to block release by refusing to sign the discharge petition. What are they going to say now, that they ALWAYS wanted it released?
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dear 1976 me,

A time will come when you're sure they're speaking a foreign language.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"She had blood coming out of her whatever..."

Spinelessness is widespread in MAGAland.
Yeesh — Megyn R. Kelly is Exhibit A of how blind loyalty to Trump will make you lose the moral thread

(H/T @accountablegop.bsky.social )
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I thought for sure it was going to be a guest hit from Megan McArdle
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If I slam my forehead into my desk again, I'll need a CT scan. Nobody said Epstein is a paragon of truthfulness. But it's not like these emails are the first hint anybody had of Trump's involvement with Epstein ffs

Meanwhile Megyn Kelly is parsing the difference between a pedophile and a hebephile.
Seriously, it’s killing me watching folks take anything Epstein wrote down without heaping grains of salt. No reason to believe the man was a paragon of truthfulness.
One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Saw this on reddit. It's allegedly Pope Leo XIV in 1982. Back when he was Bob from the Sow Side. Sell you a dime bag, and take your confession.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He's going to attack Venezuela. People are going to die because Trump wants us to stop talking about him being a child rapist.
He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ow ow ow. I think I slammed my forehead on my desk too hard.....
One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Anyone dumb enough to bet on pitches deserves to get screwed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Musk said Patel and Bongino were covering up for Trump because he's in the Epstein Files. Looks like he was right.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh just come out and say it, Megyn. Your friend is Alan Dershowitz.
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Let's not forget that Gaetz was Trump's first pick for Attorney General.
NEW: The girl Matt Gaetz allegedly raped was an unhoused junior in high school, and was trying to save up money for braces. According to reports, he allegedly raped her twice - once on an air hockey table at republican Chris Dorwoth's party. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
These crazy Dems act like they don't understand that Trump's plan is going to be the best plan ever. As soon as it's ready. You'll see. It'll be awesome. 2 weeks.
Others are just going to cancel their plans.

Which means more uncompensated care.

Which means *everyone's* healthcare costs will be higher.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It seems as though Amon-Ra St. Brown is a Trump fan because he's opposed to ACA. He's partnered with WeShare, which is a "Christian" based health service that leans toward the holistic rather than the scientific.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sorry Tony....Vite-L-L-O

Like Jerry Callo
Maddon somehow found a way to take a swipe at Mamdani while being insulted by Tony Vitelo getting a managerial job.

Has anyone mentioned lately that the Cubs won in 2016 despite Joe Maddon rather than because of him?
#Bulls were complete shit last night. Joe Maddon has gone full-on bitter old coot, the #Bears injury list is long and Pope Bob's top movies should've included "Caddyshack." Dan Bernstein Unfiltered on @312sportschi.bsky.social. Links in replies.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Maddon somehow found a way to take a swipe at Mamdani while being insulted by Tony Vitelo getting a managerial job.

Has anyone mentioned lately that the Cubs won in 2016 despite Joe Maddon rather than because of him?
#Bulls were complete shit last night. Joe Maddon has gone full-on bitter old coot, the #Bears injury list is long and Pope Bob's top movies should've included "Caddyshack." Dan Bernstein Unfiltered on @312sportschi.bsky.social. Links in replies.
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Signature shimmy? You mean the thing he does where it looks like he's giving hand jobs to two invisible giraffes?
Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown said he did not mean to offend anyone by doing President Donald Trump’s signature shimmy after scoring a TD Sunday against the Washington Commanders, a game Trump attended.

🔗: http://dlvr.it/TPFRXx
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM