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Michael
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Contractor-Camper-Chicago

Fuck Trump
Stallone is so cosmetically enhanced his face doesn't move. Dude should take the Rocky statue's place.
you know it smells like old people makeup in there
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
KISS was always a gimmick act. Ace was the only one who could play. No surprise that these has-beens are trying to glom onto Trump.
you know it smells like old people makeup in there
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kiss without makeup.

Trump with makeup.
michael jackson is alive!
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Donald Trump actually found a way to make FIFA look worse.
The FIFA Peace Prize ceremony at the World Cup Draw, with its blatant political pandering, was one of the more embarrassing episodes even in the history of an organization famously rife with fraud and corruption, @louisathomas.bsky.social writes.
The Weird Spectacle of the World Cup Draw
At the event, the matchups seemed beside the point, eclipsed by FIFA’s bizarre Peace Prize ceremony for Donald Trump and other cringey moments.
www.newyorker.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Keep an eye on Slow Eric. His crypto scam - American Bitcoin Corp- just lost 50% of its "value" in a day.
When the House and Senate marked up stablecoin legislation, we raised all of these concerns - their anonymity, their nearly perfect design for money laundering. All the barn doors were left wide open. It’s used for crime because that is its purpose. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/t...
How a Cryptocurrency Helps Criminals Launder Money and Evade Sanctions
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's that time again. *It's a Wonderful Life* on the main screen at the Pickwick. One showing only, today at 1:00. Admission is FREE.

"Ward Bond and Frank Faylen plays guys named Bert and Ernie. The guy who made Dick Van Dyke is Nick the bartender. It was okay, I dunno. "

youtu.be/Yz-Nq1ZRwDY?...
Its a Wonderful Life Pickwick trailer 2025
YouTube video by Robert Harrison
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A fresh 6" of snow over here. Damn, it's not winter yet.
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Three-Time Valley League Champion Walter Sobchak
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Land of Bilk and Hunny
Land of Trump and Hegseth…
Your go.
This fucking asshole has to create a Peace Prize for himself. What an insecure, shallow, toss pot of a person. Word has it, the count is looking to get his own theme song. Perhaps you should write it. I'll even contribute if you like.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
NYT trying to show a spine is almost as funny as WaPo suddenly deciding fascism is bad.
The Supreme Court Is Failing at Its Most Important Job - NYT Editorial Board

On Monday, “the court hears a challenge to Mr. Trump’s power to fire a member of the Federal Trade Commission — an action that flew in the face of a 90-year-old Supreme Court precedent.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/o...
Opinion | The Supreme Court Is Failing at Its Most Important Job
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
WaPo blames Musk, not Trump, for the looming disaster.
As snow spreads across more of the U.S. and meteorological winter begins, the National Weather Service remains hampered by a staffing shortage, despite a Trump administration pledge to restore hundreds of positions cut by Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service.
Winter is coming. Not all weather offices are ready.
Vacancies remain in National Weather Service offices across the country, including in some of the coldest, snowiest parts of the country.
wapo.st
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Lost to Clinton by 4M votes. Lost to Biden by 7M. He failed to take 50% of the vote in 2024, while winning! The 9 person Supreme Court is filled with 3 of his picks as the result of Mitch McConnell gaming Senate rules while the GOP was in the minority

The US majority is being ruled by the minority.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you can't calculate a 20% tip in your head, you don't *deserve* consideration for after dinner sexy fun time.
hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Michael
If you’re not reading Bad Crow Review, you’re missing some good commentary.

badcrow.substack.com/p/what-jack-...
What Jack Made Me Do Re: Health Care
Plus music
badcrow.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Okay so slop is the new Spam. Check. And what is six seven?
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Happy sailing, Mountbatten. Sláinte! "
"All Ireland must be free, and Trieste belongs to the Italians..."
Italians are just Western Slovenians
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The NFL Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anybody who votes for a Republican in November is an asshole.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Leave our neighbors alone!"

Minnesotans showing these fascist assholes what being an American means.
In South Minneapolis, Minnesota, nearly two dozen neighbors confronted and surrounded ICE goons after rapid-response alerts were issued. The goons were questioning an East African man when the situation escalated, and they eventually left the area without making any arrests.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The GOP seems to think "He's not exactly like Adolf Hitler" is a legit defense of him.
Trumpworld likes to present comparisons of his anti-immigrant rhetoric with 1930s Germany as inherently hyperbolic. So I asked some historians if they were.
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
White Nationalist Scumbag Rapist Day
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.

They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Post bullshit, and turn off replies. You gotta be pretty hard up for followers.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It's not like VF didn't know who they were hiring to be their west coast editor. The only reason they fired Olivia Nuzzi is journalistic shame and embarrassment.
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.

In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM