Heather
@alainnfocail.bsky.social
Baseball nerd, Orioles fan, leftist, Baltimore YIMBY, romance reader, sewist, knitter, embroiderer, neurospicy, cat lady, triple negative breast cancer survivor, POTS, she/they
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Heather
@alainnfocail.bsky.social
· Jan 8
My little trash panda embroidery project status update: DONE!!!!!!!
TROUBLE
(I just had surgery and this was the most intervening I’m currently capable of.)
(I just had surgery and this was the most intervening I’m currently capable of.)
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
TROUBLE
(I just had surgery and this was the most intervening I’m currently capable of.)
(I just had surgery and this was the most intervening I’m currently capable of.)
Loudest I’ve ever heard it at OPACY, which also involved Jorge Mateo sliding into home.
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Loudest I’ve ever heard it at OPACY, which also involved Jorge Mateo sliding into home.
Boom Boom walks it off!
God I loved that 2022 Orioles team so much.
God I loved that 2022 Orioles team so much.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Boom Boom walks it off!
God I loved that 2022 Orioles team so much.
God I loved that 2022 Orioles team so much.
Oh god is Ceddy going to walk this game off 😭
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Oh god is Ceddy going to walk this game off 😭
If this is a Rougie walk-off game it will have been so worth watching 5 innings of this.
OH KEVIN JUST SAYS ROUGNED ODOR OFF THE BENCH. FORESHADOWING????
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
If this is a Rougie walk-off game it will have been so worth watching 5 innings of this.
I may have accidentally told Jim Palmer about said sex injury and his unblinking response was “you need to stretch more.”
(it was relevant to the conversation we were having and I forgot who I was talking to, okay??)
(it was relevant to the conversation we were having and I forgot who I was talking to, okay??)
I was bouncing a bouncy ball and ended up with a sliver of wood under my finger nail down to the joint and I had to go to the ER to have my nail removed 🫣🫣🫣
I also tore the labrum in my hip having mediocre missionary position sex and needed surgery but that is somehow less ridiculous.
I also tore the labrum in my hip having mediocre missionary position sex and needed surgery but that is somehow less ridiculous.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I may have accidentally told Jim Palmer about said sex injury and his unblinking response was “you need to stretch more.”
(it was relevant to the conversation we were having and I forgot who I was talking to, okay??)
(it was relevant to the conversation we were having and I forgot who I was talking to, okay??)
I was bouncing a bouncy ball and ended up with a sliver of wood under my finger nail down to the joint and I had to go to the ER to have my nail removed 🫣🫣🫣
I also tore the labrum in my hip having mediocre missionary position sex and needed surgery but that is somehow less ridiculous.
I also tore the labrum in my hip having mediocre missionary position sex and needed surgery but that is somehow less ridiculous.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I was bouncing a bouncy ball and ended up with a sliver of wood under my finger nail down to the joint and I had to go to the ER to have my nail removed 🫣🫣🫣
I also tore the labrum in my hip having mediocre missionary position sex and needed surgery but that is somehow less ridiculous.
I also tore the labrum in my hip having mediocre missionary position sex and needed surgery but that is somehow less ridiculous.
You know what we should do? Re-sign Danny Coulombe and get rid of Keegan Akin
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
You know what we should do? Re-sign Danny Coulombe and get rid of Keegan Akin
Ooooh I like The Big Christmas waiver claim. He won’t be on the opening day roster, but he’s *so fun* and has a ton of potential.
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Ooooh I like The Big Christmas waiver claim. He won’t be on the opening day roster, but he’s *so fun* and has a ton of potential.
This is entirely unhinged. Thank god for A. having a real social media person again and B. Kevin Brown. Always Kevin Brown.
Baltimore Orioles on Instagram: "Whether Kevin understood the assignment or not, he delivered.
Happy National Bird Day, Birdland!"
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January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This is entirely unhinged. Thank god for A. having a real social media person again and B. Kevin Brown. Always Kevin Brown.
Not being into football is nice.
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Not being into football is nice.
The Criollos vs Cangrejeros game is starting!
Sweet baby Luis Vázquez is on the Criollos.
(So is Orioles reliever Jose Espada and former Oriole Vimael Machín)
Sweet baby Luis Vázquez is on the Criollos.
(So is Orioles reliever Jose Espada and former Oriole Vimael Machín)
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The Criollos vs Cangrejeros game is starting!
Sweet baby Luis Vázquez is on the Criollos.
(So is Orioles reliever Jose Espada and former Oriole Vimael Machín)
Sweet baby Luis Vázquez is on the Criollos.
(So is Orioles reliever Jose Espada and former Oriole Vimael Machín)
Do not know what “supergato” is advertising but I am now yelling YOU’RE MY SUPERGATO at all of my kitties.
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Do not know what “supergato” is advertising but I am now yelling YOU’RE MY SUPERGATO at all of my kitties.
Ah Jorge Mateo causing chaos on the basepaths. I will miss you very much.
January 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ah Jorge Mateo causing chaos on the basepaths. I will miss you very much.
Definitely need to find an excuse to use the on demand Water Taxi. Anyone done that yet?
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Definitely need to find an excuse to use the on demand Water Taxi. Anyone done that yet?
I’M HOOOOOOOOOOME
Actually in a bit more pain this time around even though it was a much smaller surgery, because there was no nerve block, but I’m hooooome.
(More and less at the same time. Got my thigh stitches out, which is *amazing*)
Actually in a bit more pain this time around even though it was a much smaller surgery, because there was no nerve block, but I’m hooooome.
(More and less at the same time. Got my thigh stitches out, which is *amazing*)
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I’M HOOOOOOOOOOME
Actually in a bit more pain this time around even though it was a much smaller surgery, because there was no nerve block, but I’m hooooome.
(More and less at the same time. Got my thigh stitches out, which is *amazing*)
Actually in a bit more pain this time around even though it was a much smaller surgery, because there was no nerve block, but I’m hooooome.
(More and less at the same time. Got my thigh stitches out, which is *amazing*)
My mom is here and she’s freaking out because my “cheeks are pink” and I’m like “mom, your cheeks are supposed to be pink. This is just because they actually managed to get my blood pressure up to kinda close to a normal human level.”
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My mom is here and she’s freaking out because my “cheeks are pink” and I’m like “mom, your cheeks are supposed to be pink. This is just because they actually managed to get my blood pressure up to kinda close to a normal human level.”
Just realized that this surgery was in 2026, after my out of pocket max was reset 🥴🥴🥴
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Just realized that this surgery was in 2026, after my out of pocket max was reset 🥴🥴🥴
was able to do my skincare regimen this time and gotta say my skin looks pretty damn good for having been in the hospital for four days
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
was able to do my skincare regimen this time and gotta say my skin looks pretty damn good for having been in the hospital for four days
Reposted by Heather
Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies.
Full statement below:
Full statement below:
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies.
Full statement below:
Full statement below:
this will be weird as shit but it’s what I’ll be watching
Venezuelan Winter League playoffs today at 430 and 6 pm
are you ready for some beisbol
www.mlb.com/ligas-invern...
are you ready for some beisbol
www.mlb.com/ligas-invern...
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
this will be weird as shit but it’s what I’ll be watching
Can somebody regime change us please
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Can somebody regime change us please
*wakes up*
*scrolls feed for three minutes*
*opts to go the fuck back to sleep*
*scrolls feed for three minutes*
*opts to go the fuck back to sleep*
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
*wakes up*
*scrolls feed for three minutes*
*opts to go the fuck back to sleep*
*scrolls feed for three minutes*
*opts to go the fuck back to sleep*