Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
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Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what?
I’m running for California State Assembly!
Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
I’m running for California State Assembly!
Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
I will personally invite you to kick me in the balls if I end up like *that* asshole
I backed the last inveterate shitposter and volunteered for his campaign. I don't feel "icky" about it, because he STILL beats the alternative that is Dr. Oz, but I hope you don't end up like Fetterman once in office. It's almost worse to have hope ripped away than to never have it at all.
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I will personally invite you to kick me in the balls if I end up like *that* asshole
I got paid millions of dollars to be an athlete in a locker room full of superhumans and this is flat out unreal. Wtf indeed.
Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I got paid millions of dollars to be an athlete in a locker room full of superhumans and this is flat out unreal. Wtf indeed.
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New — I wrote about ChongLy Scott Thao, the elderly Hmong American wrongly arrested and forced out of his home by ICE in his underwear during the punishing Minnesota winter, what witnesses saw, and DHS's racist claim that he fit the description of another Asian man they were looking for.
My story:
My story:
Behind the disturbing image of ICE snatching a half-naked, elderly Hmong American from his home
DHS has claimed without evidence that they were looking for someone else when they took ChongLy Scott Thao.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
New — I wrote about ChongLy Scott Thao, the elderly Hmong American wrongly arrested and forced out of his home by ICE in his underwear during the punishing Minnesota winter, what witnesses saw, and DHS's racist claim that he fit the description of another Asian man they were looking for.
My story:
My story:
And for all the culture war bullshit regressives are trying to push on us, *this* is the real problem.
We HAVE to stop adding more energy into our global weather systems. The rate of change is approaching an extinction event.
We HAVE to stop adding more energy into our global weather systems. The rate of change is approaching an extinction event.
While the world sometimes seems metaphorically on fire right now, global warming is still progressing as well.
In 2025, global warming delivered the 3rd warmest year since measurements began. A modest step down from 2024's records, but still well above 20th century norms.
🧪🧵
In 2025, global warming delivered the 3rd warmest year since measurements began. A modest step down from 2024's records, but still well above 20th century norms.
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January 20, 2026 at 5:26 AM
And for all the culture war bullshit regressives are trying to push on us, *this* is the real problem.
We HAVE to stop adding more energy into our global weather systems. The rate of change is approaching an extinction event.
We HAVE to stop adding more energy into our global weather systems. The rate of change is approaching an extinction event.
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per the story, the “Abolish ICE is bad” dude is also a “former Department of Homeland Security and Customs and Border Protection official”
The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries.
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
Author of ‘Don’t Say Abolish ICE’ Memo Is a Corporate Consultant - The American Prospect
Blas Nuñez-Neto is a senior adviser to WestExec, a shadow lobbyist for defense and tech firms.
prospect.org
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
per the story, the “Abolish ICE is bad” dude is also a “former Department of Homeland Security and Customs and Border Protection official”
Of course it’s in fucking Riverside. To quote Kevin and Bean from back in the 90’s, “valley of the dirt people”
(no shade to the cool people stuck there)
(no shade to the cool people stuck there)
This is 100% not the point, but the certainty that these folks have that they are going to heaven.... breaks my catholic brain
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Of course it’s in fucking Riverside. To quote Kevin and Bean from back in the 90’s, “valley of the dirt people”
(no shade to the cool people stuck there)
(no shade to the cool people stuck there)
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If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
Holy crap the latest Let’s Game It Out is a slow burn that concludes with absolute hilarity. In awe of how Josh manages to keep delivering
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Holy crap the latest Let’s Game It Out is a slow burn that concludes with absolute hilarity. In awe of how Josh manages to keep delivering
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Using a photo of the guy open carrying from a completely different neighborhood in the city to represent protestors and supposedly congregants who got angry at a pastor who is working as the field director of ICE is just fucking egregious.
Activists disrupt Minn. church where pastor is ICE official
Activists disrupt Minn. church where pastor is ICE official
The DOJ said it is investigating a group of protesters in Minnesota who disrupted services at a church where a local ICE official apparently serves as a pastor.
buff.ly
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Using a photo of the guy open carrying from a completely different neighborhood in the city to represent protestors and supposedly congregants who got angry at a pastor who is working as the field director of ICE is just fucking egregious.
Anyways, if you want someone in office who cares about other people and has the track record to prove it, and is ALSO an inveterate shitposter committed to using his powers for good, I’m, uh, running for CA State Assembly District 72 against a MAGA diehard.
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Anyways, if you want someone in office who cares about other people and has the track record to prove it, and is ALSO an inveterate shitposter committed to using his powers for good, I’m, uh, running for CA State Assembly District 72 against a MAGA diehard.
Aww man, the Engagement Guy blocked me after I told him I looked forward to seeing his inevitable selfie in a trenchcoat and sunglasses holding a sephiroth sword, I thought I could’ve got at least another two manifestos out of him :/
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Aww man, the Engagement Guy blocked me after I told him I looked forward to seeing his inevitable selfie in a trenchcoat and sunglasses holding a sephiroth sword, I thought I could’ve got at least another two manifestos out of him :/
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Pretty clear to me that if Vance is coming to prance in front of the ICE church, savvy folks should organize a news conference of all the faith leaders whose houses of worship have been surveilled & parishioners too scared to attend. At least the ICE church folks could worship where they wanted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Pretty clear to me that if Vance is coming to prance in front of the ICE church, savvy folks should organize a news conference of all the faith leaders whose houses of worship have been surveilled & parishioners too scared to attend. At least the ICE church folks could worship where they wanted.
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May Minnesota's business leaders someday find the courage of our high school journalists:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘My hands were really shaky’: high-school journalist documents ICE raids
Lila Dominguez was working on an article as agents came on to school grounds – their presence has jolted Minneapolis’s young people
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
May Minnesota's business leaders someday find the courage of our high school journalists:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
lol, the “I don’t get any engagement here” guy is going on a blocking spree because he got too much engagement
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 AM
lol, the “I don’t get any engagement here” guy is going on a blocking spree because he got too much engagement
If your church is run by an ICE field director you are not actually attending a church, you’re part of a cult.
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If your church is run by an ICE field director you are not actually attending a church, you’re part of a cult.
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
![YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT
[a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision]
"In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!
See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/
https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ
https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2aefnvhb3zmkrazk67dppxw/bafkreic7teyeocg7k5qcqxnc666k7clyiislh2zfi6iopcz6fs3e3lt6xy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
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"Can a man become a woman?" is not a question anyone asks in good faith as it's a complete misunderstanding of what being trans is. Absolutely a GOP op.
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"Can a man become a woman?" is not a question anyone asks in good faith as it's a complete misunderstanding of what being trans is. Absolutely a GOP op.
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Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
Mother of murdered Brianna Ghey urges Starmer to ban social media for under-16s
Mother of murdered Brianna Ghey urges Starmer to ban social media for under-16s
Esther Ghey says daughter’s eating disorder and self-harm had been exacerbated by harmful online content
The mother of the murdered teenager Brianna Ghey has urged Keir Starmer to ban social media for under-16s, adding to growing pressure on the prime minister before a crunch vote on the issue on Wednesday.
Esther Ghey wrote to Starmer on Monday explaining in detail how she felt her daughter’s eating disorder and self-harm had been exacerbated by TikTok influencers with whom she had become obsessed. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
Just had an excellent time speaking to the Laguna Woods Dem Club, along with @daveminca.bsky.social. Lots of people there who recognize the urgency of the moment and the need for elected officials to rise to it.
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Just had an excellent time speaking to the Laguna Woods Dem Club, along with @daveminca.bsky.social. Lots of people there who recognize the urgency of the moment and the need for elected officials to rise to it.
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In a country with an actual free press, the photo of that poor old man would be the cover of every single paper with a headline that reads ENOUGH.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
In a country with an actual free press, the photo of that poor old man would be the cover of every single paper with a headline that reads ENOUGH.
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Greater Orange County Events This Week (Jan 19 - Jan 25, 2026)
Here are your opportunities this week to get out, make connections, and start taking action!
Tues Jan 20 FREE AMERICA WALKOUT actions across the county are all listed on the 2nd page.
Here are your opportunities this week to get out, make connections, and start taking action!
Tues Jan 20 FREE AMERICA WALKOUT actions across the county are all listed on the 2nd page.
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Greater Orange County Events This Week (Jan 19 - Jan 25, 2026)
Here are your opportunities this week to get out, make connections, and start taking action!
Tues Jan 20 FREE AMERICA WALKOUT actions across the county are all listed on the 2nd page.
Here are your opportunities this week to get out, make connections, and start taking action!
Tues Jan 20 FREE AMERICA WALKOUT actions across the county are all listed on the 2nd page.
Happy MLK Jr day. Don’t just speak the words. Do the actions.
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Happy MLK Jr day. Don’t just speak the words. Do the actions.
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A passage from the 1943 OSS psychological assessment of Hitler, for your holiday mo(u)rning www.cia.gov/readingroom/...
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
A passage from the 1943 OSS psychological assessment of Hitler, for your holiday mo(u)rning www.cia.gov/readingroom/...
“Just following orders” didn’t work at Nuremberg, and it won’t work now. Fuck this guy.
In an interview with @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social, Blas Nuñez-Neto wouldn't tell us his clients, but did say we should remember that ICE agents are people too. (Can't believe this quote below)
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
![Nuñez-Neto recommended that protesters understand that ICE agents are people, too.
“I think it would help both sides to appreciate the fact that that’s a human being across from you who may or may not want to do the things they’ve been ordered to do. In my long history being in and out of the Department [of Homeland Security], it is very often what makes the news are the terrible things that happen but what doesn’t get reported are the … stories about agents bringing toys into the border patrol station,” he said.
“We’re all human beings, many of them have families, many of them don’t want to be doing what they’ve been directed to do … so it would help us all to lower the temperature a bit. I’m angry too.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nztbvvo2gl4227zuxjf7gog3/bafkreia3sqpgq4ufvy746ld4tuadfwuf7ul4so6u2wjhf5oggd6kzxibtm@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
“Just following orders” didn’t work at Nuremberg, and it won’t work now. Fuck this guy.