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Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social

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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · Aug 25

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what?

I’m running for California State Assembly!

Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

Seconding, thirding, and fourthing this one

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

also, Jamaica has relocated

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

Eushhhwick

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

no chance it breaks double digit likes, and that’s a sign nature is healing

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

A magnificent deity indeed

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

username checks out

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

oh yeah you’re going straight to the ninth circle

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

that is an extremely niche thing to be waiting for, but I respect it

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t worry, we’ll get the sun on a diet plan

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve seen this Stephen King movie

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

It’s an early Christmas

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

Now there’s a prime candidate for future Leopards Ate My Face material

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

Excuse me, that’s a rave

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

I’m sure this is fine for the planet and is not a sign of anything

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

your, uh, your sky’s on fire

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

It’s my NFL/Greek mythology/progressive grifter crossover post, I’m basically a Dennis Miller tight five throwaway right now

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

As long as we hold him accountable if he gets elected, I’m okay with the political suits changing tack to meet the demands of the base. We’re seeing that with Newsom here in California, and while I wouldn’t trust him with my pets, I think they’ll do the right thing if pressured enough

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Everyone cheering for Northern Lights and long exposure, meanwhile I’m cheering for Apollo and the Rule of the Heliosphere

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

Hopefully make California affordable to people who didn’t play in the NFL

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

I’m only a state level candidate but I’d happily add my name to this list

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 8h

UPDATE — Here are the at least 11 congressional Democrats, 11 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 6 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 8h

Jim Tomsula’s whipping up a fresh batch in the kitchen for you

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 9h

This app has the juice.

Sure, it’s the kind of juice you find at the bottom of a dumpster that hasn’t been emptied for three months, but this place has it.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah that kid is not being set up for success

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 9h

I have a long list of people I would like to put in there

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah basically

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