xie, that guy from 2007
mrpen.us
xie, that guy from 2007
@mrpen.us
i cannot explain to my wife why i am up cackling at midnight about blues traveler being in the epstein files and what a specific and surreal moment this is for like a few hundred fucking weirdos
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Oh my GOD blues traveler is in the Epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
this is what im talking about at work when i use the term "log ingestion," not software logs, which are lame and stupid
what are they cooking up in the food labs?!?
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
When you see how people will twist in knots to avoid just saying "whoops i was wrong!" about absolutely trivial bullshit nobody will ever care about again On Here it really makes you understand how hard it will be to get people to admit they were wrong about much, much larger issues.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Mystery of the day: looks like someone was bleeding in the urinal at work??
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
And yet he was still back out there in the cold, helping people and risking his life.

Meanwhile the Uvalde police who actually do get paid, and have more military equipment than god, couldn't help a school of children.

Conservatives are the weakest most pathetic little fucks on this planet.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
At 6:55am they emailed saying my kids preschool was closed after sending multiple messages last night that they were open. We are despondent over here.
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
So glad to have flown back from LA yesterday, loving getting 24" of snow and it being 8 degrees.
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I can't believe have to leave LA and fly into this god damn blizzard
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 AM
We had a parking ban and snow emergency back home in MA but it's going to be 78 and sunny here in LA today. I see the appeal.
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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What are you having for dinner?
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
3 year old keeps trying to phish everyone. He just asks you what your phone password is, and will shoulder surf and memorize it
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
3 year old woke up before 5am California time because well of course
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
We survived a 6 hour flight with the kid, we did it, we're in LA
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
3 year old is honestly doing great on this 6 hour flight but he doesn't hold in any farts and just lets them rip 🥲
January 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Antagonist Inc on AOL keyword ANT in like 1997
Okay, let's get nostalgic

What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
They let him in the cockpit!!
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Kyle Tucker 🤝 My Family

Flying to LA today
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
someone paying $100 a month for their phone (which nobody pays anymore) would receive less than $3 for this. we used to love giving credit for a lost day when i worked for an ISP. it's pennies.
A major Verizon outage yesterday affected 100,000+ Verizon users.

At a time of high costs, consumers must always be automatically compensated for service disruptions, fully and completely—not just a courtesy or suggestion—and the FCC has a responsibility to require just that.
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM