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fish tacos are the best tacos. i invented the internet. i should have specified my touchstones. soybean farmer.
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· Oct 2
I’m memorializing this because there’s no way it ever gets the credit it deserves
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I bet none of these will end up being edited by AI.
photos from Trump's speech to House Republicans
(Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty)
(Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty)
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I bet none of these will end up being edited by AI.
“Audits. Very bad thing audits. I’ve been audited a lot and they never tell the truth.”
“.. Chavez came to power in 1999 when audited reserves were about 75 billion barrels of reserves. The year he died in 2013, they magically jumped to 300 billion unaudited.” 🇻🇪
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
“Audits. Very bad thing audits. I’ve been audited a lot and they never tell the truth.”
Congrats for placing in the running for the SNL cold open, Bari
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Congrats for placing in the running for the SNL cold open, Bari
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There are like 3 ridiculous things on this play. Amazing.
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
There are like 3 ridiculous things on this play. Amazing.
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When America was attacked on 9/11, we invoked Article 5 of the NATO treaty and Denmark sent soldiers to fight and die alongside us in Afghanistan. And now this is how we’re repaying them. Absolutely sickening.
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
When America was attacked on 9/11, we invoked Article 5 of the NATO treaty and Denmark sent soldiers to fight and die alongside us in Afghanistan. And now this is how we’re repaying them. Absolutely sickening.
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Although there is a possibility that Whiskey Pete blew his load in his pants after the first strike and had to go to the bathroom to clean up. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Although there is a possibility that Whiskey Pete blew his load in his pants after the first strike and had to go to the bathroom to clean up. 😂
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You absolutely do not have to hand it to Megyn Kelly, but this is a good reminder that everyone at Fox News knows they're shoveling an endless stream of bullshit and lies into the eyes and ears of their audience
Megyn Kelly admits Fox News = State TV: “When I was at Fox, I would’ve known I was supposed to cheerlead this. I turned on Fox and it was like watching Russian propaganda… sorry, I’ve been burned too many times. Trump says he’d be ok with boots on the ground. Whose boots? A lot of us have kids.”
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
You absolutely do not have to hand it to Megyn Kelly, but this is a good reminder that everyone at Fox News knows they're shoveling an endless stream of bullshit and lies into the eyes and ears of their audience
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Trading the Nobel Peace Prize to the president of the United States so he’ll militarily install you as president of your country seems a bit contrary to its intended purpose
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Trading the Nobel Peace Prize to the president of the United States so he’ll militarily install you as president of your country seems a bit contrary to its intended purpose
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Breaking NATO has been Trump's mission since he first got elected in 2016
If it manages to survive his tenure as anything other than a zombie org, it will be a miracle
bsky.app/profile/marm...
If it manages to survive his tenure as anything other than a zombie org, it will be a miracle
bsky.app/profile/marm...
If we follow this logic, NATO will be soon a project of the past.
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Breaking NATO has been Trump's mission since he first got elected in 2016
If it manages to survive his tenure as anything other than a zombie org, it will be a miracle
bsky.app/profile/marm...
If it manages to survive his tenure as anything other than a zombie org, it will be a miracle
bsky.app/profile/marm...
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Incidentally, so would the WWII vets, if they were still running things.
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Incidentally, so would the WWII vets, if they were still running things.
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The founders would have known what to do with this guy.
Here is the Trump Doctrine, as articulated by Stephen Miller in his truly frightening interview with Jake Tapper this afternoon. It is very much like the doctrine of the dictators we fought and defeated in World War II and of Putin today. It is un-American at its very core.
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
The founders would have known what to do with this guy.
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I understand this but I don't think the rest of us should leave because of mediocre college seminar gadflies, failed grapic novelists, middle-aged faux revolutionaries, and other griefers who want to use social media as their instrument of self-actualization.
I’m going to be taking a break from Bluesky for a while.
There’s a lot of good here but increasingly this place just makes me sad and angry and, increasingly, foul tempered and mean. It’s not good for me or anyone else.
I’ll check DMs occasionally but otherwise I’ll be away for a bit. Take care.
There’s a lot of good here but increasingly this place just makes me sad and angry and, increasingly, foul tempered and mean. It’s not good for me or anyone else.
I’ll check DMs occasionally but otherwise I’ll be away for a bit. Take care.
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I understand this but I don't think the rest of us should leave because of mediocre college seminar gadflies, failed grapic novelists, middle-aged faux revolutionaries, and other griefers who want to use social media as their instrument of self-actualization.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Tapper getting a live interview with the President is a big deal
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Tapper getting a live interview with the President is a big deal
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I can't stand Miller's fucking bitch face and smug shit-slurping voice, but every once in a while I watch a clip of him just to remind myself that he's an actual embodiment of evil, an ahistorical, violent pervert who gets off watching poor people suffer and die.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I can't stand Miller's fucking bitch face and smug shit-slurping voice, but every once in a while I watch a clip of him just to remind myself that he's an actual embodiment of evil, an ahistorical, violent pervert who gets off watching poor people suffer and die.
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Sorry, can't get til the 2020 election fraud proof until we get the proof that Maduro was bankrolling every Democrat I dislike.
Stop the Steal is back, baby! The most faithful MAGA conspiracists believe Trump's surprise strike in Venezuela wasn’t about oil, but finally proving the 2020 election was stolen.
Also Trump seems to ... maybe ... be among them? He's certainly posting like it. www.ms.now/news/trump-v...
Also Trump seems to ... maybe ... be among them? He's certainly posting like it. www.ms.now/news/trump-v...
Trump’s Venezuela raid revives MAGA ‘Stop the Steal’ fantasies
For right-wing conspiracists — and maybe Trump, too — the president’s surprise military strike wasn’t about oil, but the ‘stolen’ 2020 election.
www.ms.now
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Sorry, can't get til the 2020 election fraud proof until we get the proof that Maduro was bankrolling every Democrat I dislike.
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This guy can’t even make a profit when he’s stealing stuff.
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
This guy can’t even make a profit when he’s stealing stuff.
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US APPEALS COURT HOLDS THAT TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S PLAN TO SLASH NATIONAL INSTITUTES OF HEALTH RESEARCH FUNDING TO UNIVERSITIES IS UNLAWFUL .
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
US APPEALS COURT HOLDS THAT TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S PLAN TO SLASH NATIONAL INSTITUTES OF HEALTH RESEARCH FUNDING TO UNIVERSITIES IS UNLAWFUL .
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Sky Marchini was pushed off the platform by nonstop death threats literally yesterday.
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Sky Marchini was pushed off the platform by nonstop death threats literally yesterday.
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I want this site to beat twitter, and for twitter to evaporate. For that to happen, people you hate must have a more pleasant experience posting here than posting there.
A minority of this site decided instead that they want it to be their little club, so that's what we have.
A minority of this site decided instead that they want it to be their little club, so that's what we have.
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I want this site to beat twitter, and for twitter to evaporate. For that to happen, people you hate must have a more pleasant experience posting here than posting there.
A minority of this site decided instead that they want it to be their little club, so that's what we have.
A minority of this site decided instead that they want it to be their little club, so that's what we have.
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I find it hard to square the preciousness about "why would someone ever stay on Twitter?" when everyone on this site knows that the community here intentionally chased off lots of people.
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I find it hard to square the preciousness about "why would someone ever stay on Twitter?" when everyone on this site knows that the community here intentionally chased off lots of people.
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A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
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Bluesky is basically a cross between being liberal Truth Social and pre-Musk X in practice imo
Otoh, pre-elon twitter was pretty similar to this. Bsky definitely feels like the spiritual successor to that version of twitter.
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Bluesky is basically a cross between being liberal Truth Social and pre-Musk X in practice imo