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Sad to say my cousin will never walk again. OpenAI is a menace.
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JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
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JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
...
Whoa can you imagine how hilarious the pillow talk would be if Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick? I think it would go a little something like this:
BC: mm ahhh hnnnnng
DT: *schlorp*suck*suck*
BC: ahhh nnnn!
Imagine Darrell Hammond and Alec Baldwin bringing this to life in a snl cold open!
BC: mm ahhh hnnnnng
DT: *schlorp*suck*suck*
BC: ahhh nnnn!
Imagine Darrell Hammond and Alec Baldwin bringing this to life in a snl cold open!
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Whoa can you imagine how hilarious the pillow talk would be if Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick? I think it would go a little something like this:
BC: mm ahhh hnnnnng
DT: *schlorp*suck*suck*
BC: ahhh nnnn!
Imagine Darrell Hammond and Alec Baldwin bringing this to life in a snl cold open!
BC: mm ahhh hnnnnng
DT: *schlorp*suck*suck*
BC: ahhh nnnn!
Imagine Darrell Hammond and Alec Baldwin bringing this to life in a snl cold open!
Sorry babe but you didn't marry Mr Million Meals, the guy who knows a million meals
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sorry babe but you didn't marry Mr Million Meals, the guy who knows a million meals
Wow simply eye-popping aurora visible this evening. It makes me wonder how dangerous the Sun could be if it needed to.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wow simply eye-popping aurora visible this evening. It makes me wonder how dangerous the Sun could be if it needed to.
DR PUSSYHOLE (played by Melania Trump): Welcome back to land of living, Mr Bond. Such as it is.
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
DR PUSSYHOLE (played by Melania Trump): Welcome back to land of living, Mr Bond. Such as it is.
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
walkin like a man who just watched boxing tutorials on youtube
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
walkin like a man who just watched boxing tutorials on youtube
Oh, how you wound me, sideways potato chip!
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh, how you wound me, sideways potato chip!
Wow think of how sexual things must have been before people could get pregnant
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wow think of how sexual things must have been before people could get pregnant
uhh so like Call an ambulance?
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
uhh so like Call an ambulance?
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
Surgeons are afraid no one will have surgery ever again if it gets out that you scream the whole time even though you're otherwise sedated
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Surgeons are afraid no one will have surgery ever again if it gets out that you scream the whole time even though you're otherwise sedated
Lots of Fisherman are afraid to say this, but I'm not: after a while you start to get bored with fish and your thoughts turn to what other beasts could be hunted with a pole and the right bait
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lots of Fisherman are afraid to say this, but I'm not: after a while you start to get bored with fish and your thoughts turn to what other beasts could be hunted with a pole and the right bait
The explosion of the atomic bomb was so intense it burned "shadows" into walls
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The explosion of the atomic bomb was so intense it burned "shadows" into walls
I agree this is an awkward situation but when I was handed the cup for this drug test urine was not mentioned
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I agree this is an awkward situation but when I was handed the cup for this drug test urine was not mentioned
Sad to say my cousin will never walk again. OpenAI is a menace.
...
JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
...
...
JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
...
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sad to say my cousin will never walk again. OpenAI is a menace.
...
JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
...
...
JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
...
Tooms from the X-files, with his ability to contort his body in extreme ways, probably could've slain pussy but never had the opportunity because potential lovers are turned off by his bile papier-mâché nest
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tooms from the X-files, with his ability to contort his body in extreme ways, probably could've slain pussy but never had the opportunity because potential lovers are turned off by his bile papier-mâché nest
Doc: Here's your baby
Me, smiling at our child: His name is Jeffery.
Doc: Named after the famous pedophile??
Me: no, you dumb piece of shit
Me: that's my other son Jared you're thinking of
Me, smiling at our child: His name is Jeffery.
Doc: Named after the famous pedophile??
Me: no, you dumb piece of shit
Me: that's my other son Jared you're thinking of
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Doc: Here's your baby
Me, smiling at our child: His name is Jeffery.
Doc: Named after the famous pedophile??
Me: no, you dumb piece of shit
Me: that's my other son Jared you're thinking of
Me, smiling at our child: His name is Jeffery.
Doc: Named after the famous pedophile??
Me: no, you dumb piece of shit
Me: that's my other son Jared you're thinking of
COme delight in the pleasures of the flesh. Agony and ecstasy are two sides of the same Beast
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
COme delight in the pleasures of the flesh. Agony and ecstasy are two sides of the same Beast
I hate it when people describe things for me to imagine--I'm not your generative AI, pal
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I hate it when people describe things for me to imagine--I'm not your generative AI, pal
2001: A Space Travesty has maybe more silly credits than any movie I've seen but they didn't identify "Gross Ass #1"
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
2001: A Space Travesty has maybe more silly credits than any movie I've seen but they didn't identify "Gross Ass #1"
(My campaign manager right before he throws up, whispering to our rat fucker guy)
....whattabout the boss?....
...ok sure but lots of people got a hairy penis shaft...
...HOW HAIRY????
....whattabout the boss?....
...ok sure but lots of people got a hairy penis shaft...
...HOW HAIRY????
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
(My campaign manager right before he throws up, whispering to our rat fucker guy)
....whattabout the boss?....
...ok sure but lots of people got a hairy penis shaft...
...HOW HAIRY????
....whattabout the boss?....
...ok sure but lots of people got a hairy penis shaft...
...HOW HAIRY????
Sorry but here's another political post that came to mind:
PENIS TORTURER unrolling a kit of penis torture tools: Oh! ha-ha! No, of course I don't torture penises!
AMERICAN VOTER: See? he doesn't torture penises.
PENIS TORTURER unrolling a kit of penis torture tools: Oh! ha-ha! No, of course I don't torture penises!
AMERICAN VOTER: See? he doesn't torture penises.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sorry but here's another political post that came to mind:
PENIS TORTURER unrolling a kit of penis torture tools: Oh! ha-ha! No, of course I don't torture penises!
AMERICAN VOTER: See? he doesn't torture penises.
PENIS TORTURER unrolling a kit of penis torture tools: Oh! ha-ha! No, of course I don't torture penises!
AMERICAN VOTER: See? he doesn't torture penises.
Welcome back, Mr Cheney. The surgery was a total success. There was a small snafu in that we inadvertently replaced your failing heart with a erect pig dick but you should be ok so long as it keeps throbbing.
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Welcome back, Mr Cheney. The surgery was a total success. There was a small snafu in that we inadvertently replaced your failing heart with a erect pig dick but you should be ok so long as it keeps throbbing.
weed and electronics are the only two things that have come down in price in my lifetime
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
weed and electronics are the only two things that have come down in price in my lifetime
whenever I see someone and it's not November: oh ho ho looks like no-nut November started early this year, Mr No Nuts.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
whenever I see someone and it's not November: oh ho ho looks like no-nut November started early this year, Mr No Nuts.
the fishing pole is such a looney toons ass way of hunting fish I can't believe it works
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the fishing pole is such a looney toons ass way of hunting fish I can't believe it works
didn't have to decorate for Halloween because my yard already looks like a place something bad would happen to you
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
didn't have to decorate for Halloween because my yard already looks like a place something bad would happen to you