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Wow simply eye-popping aurora visible this evening. It makes me wonder how dangerous the Sun could be if it needed to.
Close up picture of raw ground beef. It's threads of meat and fat all clumped together going roughly in the same direction.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The explosion of the atomic bomb was so intense it burned "shadows" into walls
the side of a 2/3 story building. A nearly featureless brick facade, save a vent, security camera, and enormous mural of Kurt Vonnegut Jr dressed as Columbo
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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2001: A Space Travesty has maybe more silly credits than any movie I've seen but they didn't identify "Gross Ass #1"
Image from movie of The Earth with a big hairy ass aka "moon" is rising above it from behind
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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two women one is whispering to the other who has a surprised look on her face
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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a scene from cyber space: the background tiled with colorful dark hexagons, there's a huge humanoid cyberhead looking at a metal cyberchrist on his cybercross with an expression of sadistic power on its face.
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Who/what really destroyed the NYC Twin Towers that fateful Halloween 2001?
Still image from a video of one of the WTC twin towers exploding (it's a real tall building next to another tall building) There's an Ecuadorian man wearing a white vest with black fringe trim pointing with both fingers at the camera. It says 8:46am in the lower left. On the top of the image there are some phone numbers presumably to contact this man who may have knowledge of who, or himself is the, person responsible for the tragedy. Contratos: 03 2952680 093148076 093494055
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Thought I might be able to go the rest of my life without looking into what a labubu is, but this cartoon dipshit fucked that up for me
Some cartoonish looking dipshit, maybe like a dork NPC in Grand Theft Auto, who has a small animal doll on a necklace. Apparently this doll is known as a Labubu.
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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We were seeing a decrease in teen penis length but discovered the so-called experts at the CDC had introduced woke, faulty penis measuring guidelines that would have you measure along the top instead of from beneath where you can start at what my Chiropractor calls the True Penis Root (TPR)
RFK Jr holding a microphone. Since you may be blind and have no idea what he looks like, imagine what beef jerky feels like became a human and put on a dark suit and a dumb narrow tie.
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Hello, I am Elon Mousk the famous rich inventor. Is your Grandpa or grandma available to chat?
Elon musk in a tuxedo with bow tie. Since you're blind you may not know what he looks like. Imagine his mom was around a lot of south african open pit mines soaking up heavy metals while she was pregnant.
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I'm tired of normal jobs. Is there enough general interest to support another set of plastic surgery freak bros? My brother says he wont go under the knife until I do some basic market research.
Two brothers wearing dark leather bomber jackets, one has a fuzzy collar the other doesn't. Both jackets have a few patches that look related to airborne things (e.g. they have wings) but it's hard to make out at this distance. Also, the brothers have had extensive facial plastic surgery, leaving them looking rather unusual--lIke super puffy, big fake chin on one of em, lip fillers I guess. I don't know all of the plastic surgeries but it's evident they've had some. I think making yourself look bizarre is great though. Good for these freakish brothers.
October 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The Chatterer from Hellraiser. A weird humanoid demon whose face is all fucked up ad streched and his mouth is super fucked up--the lips are ripped away so you can see his teeth and gums all the time. That's presumably where he gets the name Chatterer unless he gossips a lot or just won't shut up. They're wearing a leather outfit or something that's like from hell in the Matrix.
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Nice medbed bro...heh heh...do they make one for men???
futuristic floating pod covered in lights and information displays. a body is inside it.
October 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Hey jimmy, get me a social network with nothin'
Image from old string cheese commerical. Cook guy named Jimmy is asked to make a "cheese pizza with nothing" and is perplexed so he scrunches his face and says "nuttin'??". He's wearing a little paper hat that looks like the boat you'd put french fries in.
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Diarrhea is actually sterile and any person with a healthy immune system can safely consume their own. I lived off mine for 3 days when I got lost hiking.
RFK jr, holding a microphone, wearing a dark blue suit and one of his dumbass narrow ties
October 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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The year is 2026.

Conventional pornography as you know it is outlawed.

A photoshop of Stephen Miller's gleaming flesh is the only jack material you can legally pull it to.
Two hemispheres of gleaming flesh formed by copy pasting stephen millers head
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Image from the movie "First Blood" John Rambo is giving a speech about Vietnam
October 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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huh yeah that does look dope
Screenshot of @ICEGov twitter post Answer the call to service! Defend your family. Defend your neighbor. Defend the Homeland. First 1000 recruits get Free Pickle Rick Back Bling ---- attached is a picture of Uncle Sam pointing at you and he has Pickle Rick peeking over his shoulder.
October 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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When I was a kid there was a tv station with a time slot where they showed an episode from either of these shows seemingly at random as if they were fungible
Title card for the Ghostbusters cartoon by Filmation. This was the Ghostbuster cartoon which had an ape in it and other weird shit. Title card of The Real Ghost Busters cartoon which was based on the movie where they were busting ghosts in nyc.
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Hall and Oates, the musicians, face to face up close. They're both sweaty.
September 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Charles Kirk? The Eagle Scout?
Jim Downey in front of mic wearing headphones in a dark room. He's feigning ignorance of Jeffrey Epstein's pedophilic ways.
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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He said this exact thing about the Coffin of Secrets at his Skull & Bones induction. We all got the impression he didn't care about the pageantry one bit and just wanted to beat off in front of us.
Screenshot of tweet From: JD Vance @JDVance I don't give a shit what you call it
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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RFK jr may not know anything about healthcare, government, nutrition etc but you have to admit he has style
Screenshot of article, seemingly from The Guardian. RFK Jr strides into new controversy: hiking in sweltering Arizona...in JNCO jeans US health secretary posed for photos in sweat-drenched JNCO jeans while hiking up Arizona mountain on 107F day Below is a picture of RFK on a desert mountain, drenched in sweat, wearing enormous JNCO jeans. He's with a buddy who is wearing all black.
August 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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The checkbox emojis in the features key of this api response smell like LLM coding to me. Probably why it was all fucked up security-wise
Screenshot of JSON response from API of "TeaOnHer.com" Has a "features" key which appears to have been generated by an LLM coder mostly because it's using that stupid checkbox emoji
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Thanks for coming to MAHA HA HA Night here at The Funny Bone

When I took office I promised to eliminate diarrhea.
Let me tell ya folks...
Mission Accomplished
I've been eliminating diarrhea all night thanks to My Wifes Food!!
Robert F Kennedy Jr holding a mic and standing on what appears to be a dark, yet colorfully-lit, comedy club stage. He looks plenty fucking weird it's hard to describe how fucked up he is--weird skin, face like a rat zombie, dumb skinny tie and shirt collar that's too narrow and makes his suit loook like shit
August 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Chuck Schumer's top 10 pussy eating tips
Tip #3: Keep those glasses low low low!
Chuck Schumer, only his grinning head visible, between two feminine legs from the POV of the leg owners who are only wearing panties, in a room at the capital of the USA
August 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM