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In your new book "Ape Pussy Crushed my Penis Like a Grape: The Dr Goodfellow Story" you talk about your time among the apes. Can you tell our viewers just how strong an ape vagina is?
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
Just ate a dorito that looked like Che Guevara. Really wish I had taken a picture but I think my high standing in the dorito community should suffice
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Just ate a dorito that looked like Che Guevara. Really wish I had taken a picture but I think my high standing in the dorito community should suffice
I won't believe a machine is intelligent until a robot tries to suck its own dick, of its own accord
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I won't believe a machine is intelligent until a robot tries to suck its own dick, of its own accord
Got a complaint from my neighbor who claims they can't sleep due to me "incompetently yanking [my] dick in a way that's really loud"
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Got a complaint from my neighbor who claims they can't sleep due to me "incompetently yanking [my] dick in a way that's really loud"
20 years ago today my dad left to "go get some stocks at the stock market" and never came back
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
20 years ago today my dad left to "go get some stocks at the stock market" and never came back
My Mom keeps sending me DiarrheaArena.com links like it's 2011. Sorry boomer, no one watches Competitive Diarrhea anymore since we learned about the long-term rectal consequences for the participants.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My Mom keeps sending me DiarrheaArena.com links like it's 2011. Sorry boomer, no one watches Competitive Diarrhea anymore since we learned about the long-term rectal consequences for the participants.
500 more followers and I post meatus
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
500 more followers and I post meatus
This has weighed heavily on my conscience for some time and now I must unburden myself. I haven't been getting the wordle in one guess every day for the past year. I solve it and then reset and put the word in for a screenshot.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This has weighed heavily on my conscience for some time and now I must unburden myself. I haven't been getting the wordle in one guess every day for the past year. I solve it and then reset and put the word in for a screenshot.
[in bed]
RFK: here comes the worm, baby!
NUZZI: you know I hate it when you call your dick that
RFK: no the other one that crawls out of my tear duct at night to lay eggs
RFK: here comes the worm, baby!
NUZZI: you know I hate it when you call your dick that
RFK: no the other one that crawls out of my tear duct at night to lay eggs
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
[in bed]
RFK: here comes the worm, baby!
NUZZI: you know I hate it when you call your dick that
RFK: no the other one that crawls out of my tear duct at night to lay eggs
RFK: here comes the worm, baby!
NUZZI: you know I hate it when you call your dick that
RFK: no the other one that crawls out of my tear duct at night to lay eggs
9-11 Lonestar sucks thus far. Hoping things pick up when they introduce Mohamed Atta.
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
9-11 Lonestar sucks thus far. Hoping things pick up when they introduce Mohamed Atta.
WARNING: this product may contain nuts or milk. We're sort of a ramshackle operation here ok?
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
WARNING: this product may contain nuts or milk. We're sort of a ramshackle operation here ok?
I have a 1st amendment right to make sloppy noises when people kiss on-screen
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I have a 1st amendment right to make sloppy noises when people kiss on-screen
In your new book "Ape Pussy Crushed my Penis Like a Grape: The Dr Goodfellow Story" you talk about your time among the apes. Can you tell our viewers just how strong an ape vagina is?
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In your new book "Ape Pussy Crushed my Penis Like a Grape: The Dr Goodfellow Story" you talk about your time among the apes. Can you tell our viewers just how strong an ape vagina is?
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
PLATO: There's more to life than having everything
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
PLATO: There's more to life than having everything
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
By Santa's rules he would bring Jeffery Epstein a present if JE doesnt fuck a kid that year
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
By Santa's rules he would bring Jeffery Epstein a present if JE doesnt fuck a kid that year
Coyote buying a comically huge ACME Magic Wand to make the Roadrunner cum but it flips over and makes him cum instead
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Coyote buying a comically huge ACME Magic Wand to make the Roadrunner cum but it flips over and makes him cum instead
Amazon Prime Video ruined Thanksgiving by exposing me and my extended family to the highly divisive Marxist propaganda known as Gremlins 2: The New Batch
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Amazon Prime Video ruined Thanksgiving by exposing me and my extended family to the highly divisive Marxist propaganda known as Gremlins 2: The New Batch
sora, replace the penis in this pornography with my penis please
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
sora, replace the penis in this pornography with my penis please
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
This was the most accurate prediction in Back To The Future II
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This was the most accurate prediction in Back To The Future II
RFK Jr has released a shocking report showing that the number of young men with beet-red penises has dropped to nearly zero
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
RFK Jr has released a shocking report showing that the number of young men with beet-red penises has dropped to nearly zero
Embarrassed to say I did poorly at the sexual harassment training at work today. We had to put a hand down the front of each other's pants and you fail if you get aroused.
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Embarrassed to say I did poorly at the sexual harassment training at work today. We had to put a hand down the front of each other's pants and you fail if you get aroused.
Change one letter to ruin the alphabet. I'll start.
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Change one letter to ruin the alphabet. I'll start.
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, this beard goes ALL the way down
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, this beard goes ALL the way down
Wondering if the women in RFK Jr's sex life let him go down on them after he eats, for example, a raccoon that got trapped in a dumpster and died
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wondering if the women in RFK Jr's sex life let him go down on them after he eats, for example, a raccoon that got trapped in a dumpster and died
Castaway 2 a prequel that answers your questions about tom hanks's career at FedEx before he got stranded
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Castaway 2 a prequel that answers your questions about tom hanks's career at FedEx before he got stranded
5 seconds before im killed by a robot to the relief of the others in my group of survivors
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
5 seconds before im killed by a robot to the relief of the others in my group of survivors
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...