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your white cishet middle class dad (paul)
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profile image: Danish footballer Jesper Olsen in action for Manchester United in 1984/85.
banner image: Eric Cantona, labeled "The Ratio", is kung-fu kicking Matthew Simmons, labeled "You"
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no excuses
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what an affordable bird
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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referred to the GIC in 2016. met the surgeon in 2020. government thinks this is too fast and easy
got a date for The Surgery lxds
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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This image is all of us
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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here a new profile pic for u
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
christian wakeford stuck his finger in the air again
Farage boasts he'll have a Labour defection next week. If it's not Glasman I'll scoff a trilby.
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
@stefgotbooted.bsky.social is this one of yours
The lads ain’t beating the allegations about this whole thing being deranged far right crackpot nonsense. And again, notice how everyone is on the same page about what is and is not acceptable.
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Discrimination law should mean that people have their rights protected *regardless* of their sex, not because of a defined category of sex they fall into. The terrible notion of "sex-based rights" is exactly how we have ended up in such a terrible legal position in the UK.
People claiming we need to define 'sex' purely by reproductive biology to save Title IX are missing the point. That narrow definition actually makes it harder to stop discrimination. You remove the broader gamut of gender discrimination in the process. Bostock didn't need a definition!
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Will focusing his endless font of energy when it comes to being annoying towards ICE totally rules and I tip my cap. Someone buy that man a tank of gas
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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HA H AH A HA HA AH AHA HAAHHAH AHA HA HA H HA HA HA HAHAH HAHA HHA OMFG HAHA HAH HAH A HAH
I just popped back to X to see who‘s still posting on there these days apart from fascists and paedophiles, and it’s essentially just a load of people bitching about / squabbling about about Your Party 😬oh and John McTernan shilling for crypto 😆
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
lol
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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posted this elsewhere but just rewatched it and it's just so fucking good, the cup of coffee moments is one of the most brutal murders ever broadcast
Ricky Gervais Meets... Garry Shandling - The Highlights
YouTube video by Neil Bomb'd
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I'm assuming what he actually means is "they won't let us level any more of the amazon to produce beef"
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”

How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Maddie's toothache is out of control to the point where she's in too much pain to eat, please help me look after this bad luck bitch?

paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

Here's Qubit bravely winning a fight against a roll of kitchen paper:
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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NIGHTHAWKS’ PRO SKATER
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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entirely unsurprising there was an assault on the islamic centre of england on saturday while kids were inside & not a single politician or mainstream news org has mentioned or posted about it
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Iranian legal scholar Dr. Helyeh Doutaghi explains how what’s happening in Iran looks nothing like the version being pushed in Western media.
January 11, 2026 at 11:02 AM
most appropriate use of this screenshot
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
get him in as player manager til the end of the season
Bring back Wellbeck
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
he has found himself a little cave
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Kobbie starts for United. LFG
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
how the hell did ben white not get booked for that push??
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM