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Kristy B
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Twin Peaks, Long Covid, tarot, bipolar, Buffy, wrestling, cats (sometimes wrestling cats). I correct people for money.
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January 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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fuck ai, spend trillions of dollars on making eye glasses that never need to be cleaned
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Opta, we need a graph depicting height and completed cringes yesterday.
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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DEATH BATTLE! Andre the Giant VS Alakazam
January 23, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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Mad that Prince came from Minneapolis. Can’t imagine him wearing scarf, hat and gloves.
January 23, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Your Own Persil Jesus.
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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This should become an election campaign poster for Labour/Libdems/Greens/SNP.
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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Most academic books have boring descriptive titles but occasionally...
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Additional... Another article that's absolutely worth your time to read is this wonderful tribute by his @chartmusictotp.bsky.social colleague and writer @simonprice.bsky.social for a piece in @thequietus.com
Remembering Neil Kulkarni | The Quietus
Neil Kulkarni. Yesterday I woke up to the awful, awful news that my dear friend and long-time colleague Neil Kulkarni had died suddenly on Monday, aged 51. Like a lot of people, I’m still trying to pr...
thequietus.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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It's been two years since we sadly lost the great Neil Kulkarni.

I sadly never met him (we had mutuals), but a few years ago when I was extremely unwell, Neil would regularly reach out privately with encouragement.

Here's the letter he wrote to Melody Maker that got him hired. It's brilliant!
January 22, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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The one conservative joke is "I identify as an attack helicopter," while the one liberal joke is "lol these guys are homogays who suck cock because they're gay"
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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I don’t believe in hell but these people really make me wish I did.
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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real scene from upcoming He-man movie (NOT FAKE):
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Just a great character, Skeletor. Lots for a guy like Leto to work with. First of all, he's a skeleton. Second, he is also absolutely jacked somehow. And he talks like a vaudeville-era dog race announcer
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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I hope Jared Leto does the classic Skeletor voice
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Two replies to this *already* saying “we don’t want charisma, we want competence”. Ah, yes, when I think about this government and its 12 U-Turns and counting, I think “competence”.
The centre-left's determination to thwart anyone with charisma is a real superpower. bsky.app/profile/jess...
Have asked a number of NEC members to tell me the chances Andy Burnham has of being selected to fight a by-election.

Every single one says zero.
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
No thank you very much
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Reports suggest the UN will be rivalled by a "Board of Peace". But it's important to consider what this all means.

The UN, and the UN Charter, are referenced and reinforced by thousands, if not tens of thousands, of multilateral and bilateral treaties between states.

So...
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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i find all of this daddy shit immensely distasteful, and it adds insult to injury that trump is, by every account *including his own* an utterly miserable failure of a father
Sometimes it feels like we are a nation beholden to the unresolved daddy issues of scared little authoritarians like “freedom loving Patriot” Glenn Beck.
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM