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Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
Well-meaning liability.

British (derogatory)

Sexual swear words are those of my employers.


https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
Bottom right reminding us to enjoy 500ml of 7.5% abv caffeinated fizzy pop responsibly
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Based on my instagram ads, more people need to know that taking a lot of magnesium will make you shit yourself.
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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I love sending exactly three WhatsApp messages to my longtime political mentor Peter Mandelson
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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sensational
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
He desperately wanted to go to MLS and it makes me happy that he couldn't.
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Incredibly sad and depressing
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Questions, friends?
We're recording a podcast tonight, so if you've got any questions for @samwhyte.bsky.social and I, drop them in the replies here and we'll get them answered :-)
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I was gonna watch the Lucy Letby documentary, but there's a cry laugh emoji stuck on my screen for some reason, and it would feel inappropriate
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
But if we mention this they will still bring up beans on toast.
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Post a banger not in English. The video goes hard too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUdt...
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
A subarachnoid haemorrhage is bleeding with a spider on your head.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country https://theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-alive-to-see-what-trump-doing-to-country/
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
If you rub a genie out of a lamp, it's really important that you wish for infinite riches so quickly that your brain hasn't had time to process the global good those wishes could do.
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The only good thing to happen in the past year is Mick McCarthy becoming a tiktok sensation.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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Two book events next week. Come along, why don't you?

Feb 17th, House of Books & Friends, Manchester: houseofbooksandfriends.com/event/author...

Feb 19th, Urmston Books & Board Games, Urmston: www.urmstonbooks.co.uk/broken-biscu...

#booksky
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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In Boston ICE randomly pulled over this huge white Irish guy with a Mass drivers license, 20 years in the states, legal status, pending green card and have held him for 5 months, his citizen wife paid a $4k bond that was ignored(!) ICE forged his signature on deportation agreement, no appeal
Kerryman who is married, living and working legally in the United States for >20 years has been incarcerated by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) since September 2025.

Profoundly disturbing report by Karlin Lillington @klillington.bsky.social
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘Absolute hell’: Irish man with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
www.irishtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I can't believe you're all joking about when two or three hundred of the most powerful men in the world lost their best friend to suicide 😔
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
There isn't a time in my life when I knew who Peter Mandelson was and didn't know he was dodgy as fuck. I knew that when I was 14 years old.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I keep getting instagram ads for elasticated waist cords, and I'm not mad they got that targeting wrong, I'm mad that they got it right.
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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we're all celebrating now but remember we've just released a new substacker and podcaster into the wild
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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As every year, the winner of the Super Bowl will be determined by which team’s fan base prays most fervently
February 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM