Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
Well-meaning liability.
British (derogatory)
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
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British (derogatory)
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
Trust me, these always end badly
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Trust me, these always end badly
Never been drunk anything other than chaotically
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Never been drunk anything other than chaotically
Bottom right reminding us to enjoy 500ml of 7.5% abv caffeinated fizzy pop responsibly
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Bottom right reminding us to enjoy 500ml of 7.5% abv caffeinated fizzy pop responsibly
Several over and over.
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Several over and over.
Based on my instagram ads, more people need to know that taking a lot of magnesium will make you shit yourself.
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Based on my instagram ads, more people need to know that taking a lot of magnesium will make you shit yourself.
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every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
I'm in a neighbouring constituency to Gorton and Denton and I think it's also that they're courting people whose lives are shit and imagine they'll be made better by others lives being worse.
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I'm in a neighbouring constituency to Gorton and Denton and I think it's also that they're courting people whose lives are shit and imagine they'll be made better by others lives being worse.
Mick McCarthy Bus Breakdown
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February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
WOOOOO! Well done!!
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
WOOOOO! Well done!!
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I love sending exactly three WhatsApp messages to my longtime political mentor Peter Mandelson
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I love sending exactly three WhatsApp messages to my longtime political mentor Peter Mandelson
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![3 September 2025
[03/09/2025, 22:52:09] Wes Streeting: I'd really like to meet Pete Buttigieg when he's in London for Global Progress. Do you think you could put us in touch?
[03/09/2025, 22:56:02]Lord Mandelson: I am sure. I will get office to reach him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hz4jzmli3n7isthc5zxexuee/bafkreia7psqudjwp5iteacsewxo4ibenc2vll2sfwm5ty47hf3xap3yqga@jpeg)
I am both everything and nothing. Riddle me that.
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I am both everything and nothing. Riddle me that.
If I'd been a fundamental part of a scene where that many lives were lost to Heroin, I like to think I'd be less judgemental.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
If I'd been a fundamental part of a scene where that many lives were lost to Heroin, I like to think I'd be less judgemental.
Wanted to be the best amongst all the fading starlets and go on day trips to New York and play against Lio Messi.
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Wanted to be the best amongst all the fading starlets and go on day trips to New York and play against Lio Messi.
Even if you have a tea kettle it takes ages to boil. I would not thrive there.
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Even if you have a tea kettle it takes ages to boil. I would not thrive there.
He desperately wanted to go to MLS and it makes me happy that he couldn't.
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
He desperately wanted to go to MLS and it makes me happy that he couldn't.
I tell you what we could learn from the Americans - those massive buffets they have for the Super Bowl, but for the FA Cup final.
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I tell you what we could learn from the Americans - those massive buffets they have for the Super Bowl, but for the FA Cup final.
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got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
And I applaud them for their vision in that respect, even though I wouldn't want it.
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
And I applaud them for their vision in that respect, even though I wouldn't want it.
The truest nature of beans.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The truest nature of beans.
And you have to lean in to the sweetness, which you think would be their kinda thing.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
And you have to lean in to the sweetness, which you think would be their kinda thing.
You hate to see a cultured man embarass himself like this.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
You hate to see a cultured man embarass himself like this.