Dreamin' of Sam Whyte Christmas
@samwhyte.bsky.social
Well-meaning liability.
British (derogatory)
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
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British (derogatory)
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
The woman working in B&M on Boxing Day was incredibly perky. Clearly very good at her job, but I question her self-respect.
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The woman working in B&M on Boxing Day was incredibly perky. Clearly very good at her job, but I question her self-respect.
We've done so well not being chaos this year, right up until just now when we knocked a button and got the hotel evacuated 😔
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We've done so well not being chaos this year, right up until just now when we knocked a button and got the hotel evacuated 😔
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Brilliant!
I love it when people get sayings wrong. Someone at work recently used the phrase "Just another nail in the coffee". They thought it meant you're enjoying something, and then something unexpected ruins it lol
I love it when people get sayings wrong. Someone at work recently used the phrase "Just another nail in the coffee". They thought it meant you're enjoying something, and then something unexpected ruins it lol
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Brilliant!
I love it when people get sayings wrong. Someone at work recently used the phrase "Just another nail in the coffee". They thought it meant you're enjoying something, and then something unexpected ruins it lol
I love it when people get sayings wrong. Someone at work recently used the phrase "Just another nail in the coffee". They thought it meant you're enjoying something, and then something unexpected ruins it lol
Discovered that my sister's been saying it "pink sky at night, angel delight".
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Discovered that my sister's been saying it "pink sky at night, angel delight".
Avery merry spoonsmas.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Avery merry spoonsmas.
Similarly, the leftists getting James O'Brien's "How To Be Right" or equivalent. Believe it or not, this is an earnest effort to know and validate you.
Condolences as well to everyone getting a copy of the Led by Donkeys coffee table book by that uncle who “knows you’re into politics”.
Merry Christmas to everyone but especially every dad and granddad in Britain who is unwrapping four copies each of Jonn Elledge’s borders book.
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Similarly, the leftists getting James O'Brien's "How To Be Right" or equivalent. Believe it or not, this is an earnest effort to know and validate you.
Reckon I'd be perfectly happy living in a traveloge. Calm, functional, unlimited tea bags.
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Reckon I'd be perfectly happy living in a traveloge. Calm, functional, unlimited tea bags.
If you've never seen this, strap in and get ready to be surprisingly emotional ...
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you've never seen this, strap in and get ready to be surprisingly emotional ...
Before I leave for Christmas - what could I have forgotten?
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Before I leave for Christmas - what could I have forgotten?
Following an anxious couple of months, all me kecks are too big - except one pair of jeans and my uniform trousers, which are still too small.
Guess I'm going to Christmas pretending the baggy-cord-grunge look is on purpose.
Guess I'm going to Christmas pretending the baggy-cord-grunge look is on purpose.
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Following an anxious couple of months, all me kecks are too big - except one pair of jeans and my uniform trousers, which are still too small.
Guess I'm going to Christmas pretending the baggy-cord-grunge look is on purpose.
Guess I'm going to Christmas pretending the baggy-cord-grunge look is on purpose.
🎵I could not cope with Christmas every day
When the kids start whinging,
and you're pissed before midday-yy
wo-oh-oah
I could not cope with Christmas ever da-yyy
I'm hell-lll, it's perpe-e-e-tual Christmas🎵
When the kids start whinging,
and you're pissed before midday-yy
wo-oh-oah
I could not cope with Christmas ever da-yyy
I'm hell-lll, it's perpe-e-e-tual Christmas🎵
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
🎵I could not cope with Christmas every day
When the kids start whinging,
and you're pissed before midday-yy
wo-oh-oah
I could not cope with Christmas ever da-yyy
I'm hell-lll, it's perpe-e-e-tual Christmas🎵
When the kids start whinging,
and you're pissed before midday-yy
wo-oh-oah
I could not cope with Christmas ever da-yyy
I'm hell-lll, it's perpe-e-e-tual Christmas🎵
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Coming back for his sixth(!) Advent Calendar we had @twoht.bsky.social alongside the other half of the Football Kickback podcast @samwhyte.bsky.social (a third time for her!). This year they opened up doors 12 and 13 to talk about what 2026 holds for Thomas Frank and Jack Grealish.
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Coming back for his sixth(!) Advent Calendar we had @twoht.bsky.social alongside the other half of the Football Kickback podcast @samwhyte.bsky.social (a third time for her!). This year they opened up doors 12 and 13 to talk about what 2026 holds for Thomas Frank and Jack Grealish.
Live, Laugh, Lore
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Live, Laugh, Lore
8.38am. I have been searching for the vape I keep round my neck at all times, because without it I will surely perish, for forty minutes.
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
8.38am. I have been searching for the vape I keep round my neck at all times, because without it I will surely perish, for forty minutes.
Help me decide on my Christmas nails: holographic opaque top coat, blue glitter top coat, blue tips, or turquoise tips?
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Help me decide on my Christmas nails: holographic opaque top coat, blue glitter top coat, blue tips, or turquoise tips?
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Hey everyone, I hate asking especially rn so close to Christmas, but I've been off my meds for 4 days now with little hope of getting them before Christmas.
Any assistance with getting something to help me sleep would be really, really appreciated 🥺🙏
Paypal.me/ogsophiegee
Any assistance with getting something to help me sleep would be really, really appreciated 🥺🙏
Paypal.me/ogsophiegee
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hey everyone, I hate asking especially rn so close to Christmas, but I've been off my meds for 4 days now with little hope of getting them before Christmas.
Any assistance with getting something to help me sleep would be really, really appreciated 🥺🙏
Paypal.me/ogsophiegee
Any assistance with getting something to help me sleep would be really, really appreciated 🥺🙏
Paypal.me/ogsophiegee
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Gifts for those of the Utilitarian faith
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gifts for those of the Utilitarian faith
That possibly apocryphal line from Stephen King:
"I've always wanted to write"
"If you wanted to, you would"
Fuck you, man.
"I've always wanted to write"
"If you wanted to, you would"
Fuck you, man.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That possibly apocryphal line from Stephen King:
"I've always wanted to write"
"If you wanted to, you would"
Fuck you, man.
"I've always wanted to write"
"If you wanted to, you would"
Fuck you, man.
I guess it's in the realms of fantasy, but imagine if this turned out to be very illegal and subject to an epic compensation scheme.
Poorest Britons lose right to financial privacy.
The Public Authorities (Fraud, Error and Recovery) Act 2025 empowers the state to 24/7 snoop on the bank accounts of recipients of universal credit; employment and support allowance; state pension credit.
No court order needed. No right of appeal.
The Public Authorities (Fraud, Error and Recovery) Act 2025 empowers the state to 24/7 snoop on the bank accounts of recipients of universal credit; employment and support allowance; state pension credit.
No court order needed. No right of appeal.
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I guess it's in the realms of fantasy, but imagine if this turned out to be very illegal and subject to an epic compensation scheme.
Met a Mackem dad "n" lad on the train yesterday and I GUSHED about Sunderland's success*
*having apologised for assuming they were Newcastle fans because that's where they got on.
*having apologised for assuming they were Newcastle fans because that's where they got on.
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Met a Mackem dad "n" lad on the train yesterday and I GUSHED about Sunderland's success*
*having apologised for assuming they were Newcastle fans because that's where they got on.
*having apologised for assuming they were Newcastle fans because that's where they got on.
What do we reckon as token gifts for three tween boys? Giant Toblerones?
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What do we reckon as token gifts for three tween boys? Giant Toblerones?
Love how delivery drivers don't get enough time or money to make sure parcels get delivered, and we can't give them enough time or money because the market says no.
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Love how delivery drivers don't get enough time or money to make sure parcels get delivered, and we can't give them enough time or money because the market says no.
He looks like an old school Mancunian who never got over the Hacienda closing.
Hereunder lies the above who up below,
So hourly died that he lived on till now.
First Love, 1946
Samuel Beckett 13/04/1906-22/12/1989
So hourly died that he lived on till now.
First Love, 1946
Samuel Beckett 13/04/1906-22/12/1989
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
He looks like an old school Mancunian who never got over the Hacienda closing.
This has always been the only response that's needed.
Everton were again subjected to ‘Feed the Scousers’ chants. They had the perfect riposte
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/690...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/690...
Everton were again subjected to ‘Feed the Scousers’ chants. They had the perfect riposte
Poverty chants are a bleak staple of the festive schedule on Merseyside, but Everton are using them to promote a foodbank initiative
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
This has always been the only response that's needed.
Lovely Betsy dog has sadly passed away. Here she is having a good old howl with Mr. S.
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Lovely Betsy dog has sadly passed away. Here she is having a good old howl with Mr. S.